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	Season 4 / Episode 19: - Keith and Lauriebelle Keith: This whole thing is your fault! You and your dumb ideas! Danny: Anyone can come up with a dumb idea, but it takes a real numbskull to listen to it
	Season 4 / Episode 19: - Keith and Lauriebelle Laurie Partridge: Where'd you get that awful shaving lotion? Keith: You gave it to me for Christmas.
	Season 4 / Episode 18: - Miss Partridge, Teacher Laurie Partridge: I have got the greatest news! Keith: You're taking your own apartment?
	Season 4 / Episode 18: - Miss Partridge, Teacher Laurie Partridge: You should never end a sentence with a preposition. Reuben Kincaid: This isn't a preposition; it's a proposition
	Season 3 / Episode 1: - This Male Chauvinist Piggy Went to Market Laurie Partridge: It hasn't been easy for me either, you know. Do you know what they're calling me at school? Flip Wilson. Keith: Do you know what they're calling me? Geraldine.
	Season 2 / Episode 22: - The Partridge Papers Laurie Partridge: I broke into the same room twice?
	Season 2 / Episode 22: - The Partridge Papers Danny: In case you haven't heard, there are two words that are never used in the Partridge Family vocabulary: brotherly love. Laurie Partridge: However, there are two words more commonly used. Danny: Yes? Keith: Get even.
	Season 2 / Episode 21: - Promise Her Anything, But Give Her a Punch Keith: Hi. Why does everybody look so glum? Shirley Renfrew Partridge: Keith. I'm afraid you have a big problem. Keith: Oh, I do? Shirley Renfrew Partridge: Mm hmm. Little Gloria Hickey's in love with you. Keith: Is this a put-on? Laurie Partridge: Oh, afraid not, brother. Laurie Partridge: She's gonna ask you to the sixth grade dance. Keith: Poor Danny, does he know? Shirley Renfrew Partridge: No, and I don't want him to know. It would break his heart. Keith: What am I gonna do, I... Danny: Laurie, Mom, Mr. Kincaid. To Keith: HOME WRECKER! [He kicks him in the shin and runs] Keith: Ow! I think he knows!
	Season 2 / Episode 17: - Waiting for Bolero Laurie Partridge: Bolero! On your first date? Keith: I happen to like Bolero. Danny: What's Bolero? Laurie Partridge: You know about the birds and the bees, don't you? Danny: Of course! Laurie Partridge: Well, they got the idea from listening to Bolero.
	Season 2 / Episode 14: - Where Do Mermaids Go? Keith: I think we're lucky. I mean, we do work hard; but let's face it, there are worse ways of making money.
	Season 2 / Episode 11: - I Can Get it for You Retail Keith: Come on, Danny. You've had your eye on my pickle ever since you came in here.
	Season 2 / Episode 11: - I Can Get it for You Retail Shirley Renfrew Partridge: Hi Reuben. Somebody stole Keith's hair. Laurie Partridge: You don't have any questions? Reuben Kincaid: I have a number of questions, I'm deciding which one to ask first.
	Season 2 / Episode 11: - I Can Get it for You Retail Keith: C'mon Danny. You've had your eye on my pickle ever since you came in here.
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Partridge Reuben Kincaid: Quick, give me your middle name fast. Keith: Douglas, satisfied? Reuben Kincaid: I don't know. I did'nt know your middle name.
	Season 2 / Episode 4: - The Undergraduate Christopher "Chris" Partridge #2: [Shirley tells kids she and her date got home late because she ran out of gas] I don't get it, what's so funny about running out of gas. Danny: You know about the birds and the bees? Christopher "Chris" Partridge #2: Kind of. Danny: Birds and bees run out of gas.
	Season 2 / Episode 4: - The Undergraduate Danny: I wonder if your going to college is such a good idea. Shirley Renfrew Partridge: I don't think a little psychology course is going to take up that much time. Danny: Well, campuses are a hotbed of radicals. I'm afraid you're going to get mixed up in some kind of protest march. Laurie Partridge: I thought you had to be over 30 to be that establishment. Keith: Maybe it's inches instead of years.
	Season 1 / Episode 19: - To Play or Not to Play? Reuben Kincaid: Laurie! You're making me a nervous wreck! Keith: Reuben, you've always been a nervous wreck.
	Season 1 / Episode 17: - Why Did the Music Stop? Laurie Partridge: Mom, it's him! It's Doctor Groovy!
	Season 1 / Episode 12: - My Son, the Feminist Keith: Nobody - nobody - censors our material. Censorship is not the path to equal rights.
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - Danny and the Mob Danny: [To Mobster] You're squeezing my duck, sir.
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Love at First Slight Reuben Kincaid: [after learning a bunch of amorous girls have chased a visibly distressed Keith home from school] You do like girls, don't you? Keith: Yeah, but one at a time. Not in groups!
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Love at First Slight Tracy Partridge: ...I like you, Mr. Kincaid. Reuben Kincaid: Thanks. Danny: She hasn't developed a lot of taste yet.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - What? And Get Out of Show Business? Danny: I'm worried about you Mom. You're too old to be working. Shirley Renfrew Partridge: [smiles] Thank you Danny. You just made my day.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - What? And Get Out of Show Business? Laurie Partridge: [rehearsing in the garage during the pilot episode, Laurie is looking skeptically at her sheet music] Y'know, I've been thinking about these lyrics. Keith: Yeah, what about them? Laurie Partridge: Well, do you think they're really "relevant"? Keith: Relevant? One lousy sit-in and suddenly she's Joan Baez.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - What? And Get Out of Show Business? Shirley Renfrew Partridge: I keep seeing the headline in "Variety" - "Partridges Lay an Egg."
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - What? And Get Out of Show Business? Reuben Kincaid: You members of some flaky religious group? Danny: No, sir, I'm here to represent the Partridges. Reuben Kincaid: The birds? Danny: The family!
	Unknown Episode: Danny: Mom I've got something I need to tell you. Keith: Don't tell me your leaving the group already. Danny: Of Course not. Keith: I told you not to tell me.
	Unknown Episode: Danny: [the family is putting their house up for sale. Danny takes it upon himself to write an exaggerated ad for the newspaper. He reads from his notes] "Now Available. Partridge Manor. Live among the stars". Keith: Live among the stars! What stars? Danny: Every night you just look up and there they are.
	Unknown Episode: Reuben Kincaid: Danny, come here. Danny: [Walks over to Reuben] Yeah? Reuben Kincaid: Go away.
	Unknown Episode: Laurie Partridge: Every daughter wants her mother to marry a doctor.

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