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05x19 - At Last (3) Season 5 / Episode 19: - At Last (3)

Kimberly Ann Parker: Ooooo, Regina, I know who yo baby daddy is.
Regina Foster: How did you find out?
Kimberly Ann Parker: From my girl, Shaquan. And she told me that it's Freddy [snaps] Fabulous.
Regina Foster: [to Shaquan] And how do you know?
Shaquan: I got skills yo.
Tyrell 'T' Radcliffe: [to Regina] Was there a third party involved?
01x15 - Funny, Funny Valentine Season 1 / Episode 15: - Funny, Funny Valentine

"Ideal" Lead Singer: This song goes out to a newly engaged couple in the audience. [a spotlight shines on the Professor]
Professor Stanley Oglevee: She's gone. Get that damn light off of me.
"Ideal" Lead Singer: Oh... ok. Well, how about a couple who just got back together. [Spotlight shines on Nikki]
Nicole 'Nikki' Parker: Valentine's Day is for suckas. Get that damn light off of me.
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Kenny Davis: [playing Scrabble] "U pin"? That's not a word.
Nicole 'Nikki' Parker: No, it's "up in", as in: I'm kicking your butt "up in" here.
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Nicole 'Nikki' Parker: The next time you put Outkast before Jesus I'm gonna cast you out of this house.
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Nicole 'Nikki' Parker: [while directing a church choir] Kim is our soloist. Now go on, baby. Sing mama's favorite song.
Kimberly 'Kim' Parker: [singing] Shake your booty all night!
Nicole 'Nikki' Parker: No! Not that one!
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Andell Wilkerson: You're going out with the Reverend again? That's the fifth time this week.
Nicole 'Nikki' Parker: It's the sixth and it's strictly business.
Gertude: More like funny business.
Nicole 'Nikki' Parker: No, more like none of your business.
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Kimberly 'Kim' Parker: Hey Andell, why don't you join the choir?
Nicole 'Nikki' Parker: Yeah, put some of that hot air to good use.
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Professor Stanley Oglevee: I'm in love with Nikki Parker.
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Stevie Van Lowe: This calls for a celebration! Say it loud, everyone: "I'm black and I'm proud!" [silence] "I'm proud and I'm black?" what? [silence] No, really, what?
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Professor Stanley Oglevee: [tutoring Kim] What do you know about Malcolm X?
Kimberly 'Kim' Parker: It was way too long, but Denzel was fiiiine!
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Nicole 'Nikki' Parker: Michael, is that you? I wouldn't recognize you if it wasn't for them ears. You look good. You look like you've put on some weight. [meaning muscles]
Michael: Thanks, so do you. [not meaning muscles]
Nicole 'Nikki' Parker: Oh, well, thank you.
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Nicole 'Nikki' Parker: Well, you know what they say, "There's always more room for alizay!"
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Winston's Ex-Wife/Fiance: Are you listening to me?
Nicole 'Nikki' Parker: No. Now shut up!
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Nicole 'Nikki' Parker: That hoochie.
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Professor Stanley Oglevee: [after discovering his dog in the Parkers' dryer] Wha... what happened?
Nicole 'Nikki' Parker: I guess we didn't use enough Bounce.
Professor Stanley Oglevee: What kind of freaks are you people?
Nicole 'Nikki' Parker: Now, that depends on the type of freak you're looking for.


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