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5x17 Golden Ticket
First Aired: Mar. 12, 2009 on NBC
Summary: Michael's new "golden ticket" promotion is a huge failure, so he attempts to persuade Dwight to take the fall. Meanwhile, Kevin wants to get closer to Lynn, and gets confused by the conflicting advice offered by Jim, Pam and Andy. |
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Episode Quotes
Jim Halpert: Well, all I'm saying is it's a first date, so just keep a respectful distance.
Kevin Malone: Right.
Pam Beesly: I don't think Jim means to say that you shouldn't touch her.
Jim Halpert: No, that is what I mean.
Pam Beesly: Shush.
Kevin Malone: Right.
Pam Beesly: I don't think Jim means to say that you shouldn't touch her.
Jim Halpert: No, that is what I mean.
Pam Beesly: Shush.
Kevin Malone: I don't like getting advice from more than one person at a time. I'm a textbook over-thinker.
Michael Scott: I am just a net that traps all of your crappy subconscious ideas and adds a little bit of my own childhood memories and whimsy, so...
Jim Halpert: [interrupting] Okay, well, I lost a ton of money today. And I have a mortgage, so I'm a little pissed, too.
Michael Scott: Thank you. Jim is with me.
Jim Halpert: Absolutely not. I'm mad at you.
Michael Scott: Well, you know what, Jim, it is not my fault that you bought a house to impress Pam. That is why carnations exist.
Creed Bratton: That's not why.
Jim Halpert: [interrupting] Okay, well, I lost a ton of money today. And I have a mortgage, so I'm a little pissed, too.
Michael Scott: Thank you. Jim is with me.
Jim Halpert: Absolutely not. I'm mad at you.
Michael Scott: Well, you know what, Jim, it is not my fault that you bought a house to impress Pam. That is why carnations exist.
Creed Bratton: That's not why.
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