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5x14 Lecture Circuit (Part 1)
First Aired: Feb. 05, 2009 on NBC
Summary: David Wallace sends Michael out to share his secrets of success with the other Dunder Mifflin branches, and Pam goes along as his driver and assistant. Their first stop is Karen's branch, where they discover Karen has some new things to be excited about in her life. Meanwhile, back at the… |
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Episode Quotes
Jim Halpert: Why have you chosen brown and gray balloons?
Dwight Schrute: They match the carpet.
Jim Halpert: What is that?
Jim Halpert: "It is your birthday," period.
Dwight Schrute: It is a statement of fact
Jim Halpert: Not even an exclamation point?
Dwight Schrute: This is more professional. It's not like she discovered a cure for cancer.
Dwight Schrute: They match the carpet.
Jim Halpert: What is that?
Jim Halpert: "It is your birthday," period.
Dwight Schrute: It is a statement of fact
Jim Halpert: Not even an exclamation point?
Dwight Schrute: This is more professional. It's not like she discovered a cure for cancer.
Jim Halpert: I can't believe how bad this looks.
Dwight Schrute: Are you trying to hurt my feelings? Because, if so, you are succeeding. Fortunately, my feelings regenerate twice the speed of a normal man's.
Dwight Schrute: Are you trying to hurt my feelings? Because, if so, you are succeeding. Fortunately, my feelings regenerate twice the speed of a normal man's.
Michael Scott: I have an amazing mnemonic device by which I have now memorized all of your names.
Michael Scott: Shirty, mole, lazy eye, Mexico, baldy, sugar boobs, black woman.
Michael Scott: Shirty, mole, lazy eye, Mexico, baldy, sugar boobs, black woman.
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