5x13 Stress Relief - The Office Episode Guide

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- Episode 05x13

Episode: 05x13
Title: Stress Relief
Type: Regular Episode
Production Code: 516/517
First Aired: Feb. 01, 2009

Season 5 » Episode #13 - Stress Relief

Summary: Dwight's office safety drill goes horribly wrong leading to an office tragedy. Michael tries to repair the damage by offering stress relief activities at work. Meanwhile, Pam worries about her parents' failing relationship, and a roast of Micheal is set in motion where he gets more than he bargained for.

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Who appeared in this episode?

Phyllis Vance	played by Phyllis Smith
Creed Bratton	played by Creed Bratton
Darryl Philbin	played by Craig Robinson
David Wallace	played by Andy Buckley (II)
Mr. Beesly	played by Rick Overton
Delivery Man	played by James O. Kerry
Kendall	played by John Hartmann
Michael	played by Lamont Ferrell
Sophie	played by Jessica Alba

Season 5 / Episode 13: - Stress Relief

Michael Scott: I had some thoughts that I wanted to share with you people.
Pam Beesly: What?
Michael Scott: Well, I wrote them down so I wouldn't forget. [clears throat] Jim, you're 6'11", and you weigh 90 pounds. Gumby has a better body than you. Boom, roasted. Meredith, you've slept with so many guys you're starting to look like one. Boom, roasted. Kevin, I can't decide between a fat joke and a dumb joke. Boom, roasted. Creed, your teeth called. Your breath stinks. Boom, roasted. Angela, where's Angela? Whoa, there you are, I didn't see you behind that grain of rice. Boom, roasted. Stanley, you crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks. Boom, roasted. [Stanley starts to laugh] Oscar, you are... [starts giggling] Oscar... you're gay!
Oscar Martinez: Wow.
Michael Scott: Andy, Cornell called. They think you suck! And you're gayer than Oscar! Boom! Roasted!

Season 5 / Episode 13: - Stress Relief

Kevin Malone: Call it.

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