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 | Season 5 / Episode 17: - Golden Ticket Stanley Hudson: I've got a golden ticket idea. Why don't you skip on up to the roof and jump off? |
 | Season 5 / Episode 2: - Business Ethics Holly Flax: Can anyone thing of examples of things that are over the line time wasters? Stanley Hudson: This meeting. |
 | Season 4 / Episode 12: - Did I Stutter? Michael Scott: I don't understand why you keep picking on me... Stanley Hudson: Oh, for the love of god... Michael Scott: You just... do and I don't know why, so, please help me understand. Stanley Hudson: Fine. Here it is: You are a person I do not respect. The things you say, your actions, your methods and style, everything you do, I would do it the opposite way. Michael Scott: Well, Stanley, maybe you are feeling that you don't respect me because you don't know me very well. Stanley Hudson: Michael, I've known you a very long time and the more I've gotten to know you, the less I have come to respect you. Any other theories? Michael Scott: Alright, you don't respect me... I accept that. But listen to me, you can't talk to me that way in this office, you just can't, I am your boss... I can't allow it. Stanley Hudson: Fair enough. |
 | Season 4 / Episode 11: - Night Out Stanley Hudson: [the office workers find the gate has been locked] Did you not tell the security guard we were working late? Jim Halpert: Nope. I didn't. But let's go inside, and I can call him now. Pam Beesly: You can't. I locked the office from the inside when we left. Stanley Hudson: Perfect. You guys worked together on this one. If I'm not in my bath with a glass of red wine in one hour you’re both dead. |
 | Season 4 / Episode 10: - Chair Model Stanley Hudson: There's nobody I hate enough to write a name on this card. Phyllis Lapin: Well I'm setting Michael up with my fat friend anyway- he can just deal with it. Pam Beesly: Who are you putting down? Jim Halpert: Oh, you don't know her. Pam Beesly: Who is it? Jim Halpert: Your mom. Pam Beesly: Yeah whatever. Jim Halpert: [smiles and shows her the card] Pam Beesly: Give that to me! |
 | Season 4 / Episode 3: - Launch Party Kelly Kapoor: [after Michael reads out a memo] That's from Ryan? Does it mention if he's seeing anybody? Michael Scott: No, it doesn't. I'll find out today. Stanley Hudson: Yes please let us know. |
| Season 4 / Episode 3: - Launch Party Stanley Hudson: Find anything? Kevin Malone: We think it's a straightforward kidnapping Oscar Martinez: Stanley, could you look up "accomplices"? Stanley Hudson: Why can't you guys do it? Oscar Martinez: Because we're looking up "jail time." |
 | Season 3 / Episode 22: - Beach Games Stanley Hudson: I would rather work for an upturned broom with a bucket for a head than work for somebody else in this office besides myself. Game on. |
| Season 3 / Episode 22: - Beach Games Michael Scott: Everybody, may I have you attention please? Today, we are not just spending a day at the beach. Stanley Hudson: Oh, sweet mother of God. Michael Scott: If you don't like it, Stanley, you can go to the back of the bus. Stanley Hudson: Excuse me? Michael Scott: Or the front of the bus. Or drive the bus. |
 | Season 3 / Episode 19: - Safety Training Dwight Schrute: Hey guys, listen up! Michael is up on the roof, and acting strange! Andy Bernard: Whoa! What's the situation? Dwight Schrute: Un-shun. I think he's suffering from depression. Re-shun. Andy Bernard: 'Kay, when's the shunning-thing going to end? Dwight Schrute: Un-shun. Never. Re-shun. I think he wants you all to come out to the parking lot to watch him *die*. Stanley Hudson: Is it nice outside? Dwight Schrute: It's gorgeous. Let's go. Stanley Hudson: Will I need my jacket? Dwight Schrute: No, really, it's very nice. Come on! Ryan Howard: Will I be too warm in a long-sleeve tee? Dwight Schrute: Everyone's going to be fine in exactly what they're wearing! Let's go! |
 | Season 3 / Episode 12: - Traveling Salesmen Stanley Hudson: Pass. Michael Scott: You can't pass. Stanley Hudson: Fine. I'll take the kid. Ryan Howard: [in the confessional] I'm very flattered. I was his second choice after "pass". |
 | Season 3 / Episode 10: - A Benihana Christmas Michael Scott: [Carol exits office after breaking up with Michael] I'd like everybody's attention. Christmas is canceled. Stanley Hudson: You can't cancel a holiday. Michael Scott: Yes... I... Jim, take New Years away from Stanley |
 | Season 2 / Episode 6: - The Fight Angela: [As Angela, Stanley, Toby and Pam are forging Michael's signature] This is *illegal* Stanley Hudson: I don't care. |
| Season 2 / Episode 6: - The Fight Stanley Hudson: I don't want to stay until 7 again this year. Pam Beesly: I really don't have any control over that, Stanley. [both look toward Michael's office] Michael tends to procrastinate a bit whenever he has to do work. Um. Time cards, he has to sign these every Friday. Purchase orders have to be approved at the end of every month. And Expense Reports, all he has to do is initial these at the end of every quarter. But once every year it all falls on the same Friday; That's today. I call it the perfect storm. |
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