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 | Season 5 / Episode 25: - Cafe Disco Michael Scott: Daddy's here, and Daddy is going to take care of you. Oscar Martinez: Please don't refer to yourself as our daddy. Michael Scott: I am your Big Daddy, and I am going to kiss the boo-boo. |
 | Season 5 / Episode 19: - Two Weeks Oscar Martinez: [about Michael] And just like that, as mysteriously as he arrived, he was gone. |
 | Season 5 / Episode 16: - Blood Drive Michael Scott: Where's Andy? Oscar Martinez: He's on one of his honeymoon. Michael Scott: What? Oscar Martinez: He made non-refundable deposits, on his honeymoons, so he's just knocking them off one at a time. I think today he's hot air ballooning and later he's got a couple's massage. |
 | Season 5 / Episode 13: - Stress Relief Oscar Martinez: I consider myself a good person, but I'm gonna try to make him cry. |
| Season 5 / Episode 13: - Stress Relief Michael Scott: I had some thoughts that I wanted to share with you people. Pam Beesly: What? Michael Scott: Well, I wrote them down so I wouldn't forget. [clears throat] Jim, you're 6'11", and you weigh 90 pounds. Gumby has a better body than you. Boom, roasted. Meredith, you've slept with so many guys you're starting to look like one. Boom, roasted. Kevin, I can't decide between a fat joke and a dumb joke. Boom, roasted. Creed, your teeth called. Your breath stinks. Boom, roasted. Angela, where's Angela? Whoa, there you are, I didn't see you behind that grain of rice. Boom, roasted. Stanley, you crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks. Boom, roasted. [Stanley starts to laugh] Oscar, you are... [starts giggling] Oscar... you're gay! Oscar Martinez: Wow. Michael Scott: Andy, Cornell called. They think you suck! And you're gayer than Oscar! Boom! Roasted! |
 | Season 5 / Episode 2: - Business Ethics Oscar Martinez: Once in a while I'll take a long lunch. Michael Scott: A siesta. Dwight Schrute: Time thief! Time thief! Fire him! Jim Halpert: Dwight, you've really never stolen any company time? Dwight Schrute: Never! Michael Scott: You are a thief of joy. |
 | Season 4 / Episode 4: - Money Creed Bratton: Hey, cous. Heard you're havin' money problems. Michael Scott: No, you didn't. Creed Bratton: Listen, I got the answer. You declare bankruptcy, all your problems go away. Creed Bratton: Creed Bratton has never declared bankruptcy. When Creed Bratton gets in trouble, he transfers his debt to [holds up fake passport] William Charles Scheider. Michael Scott: How would that help, Creed? In Monopoly, you go bankrupt, you lose. Creed Bratton: You don't go by monopoly, man! That game is *nuts*! You don't just pick up "Get out of jail free" cards! Those things cost thousands! Michael Scott: That is a good point. Creed Bratton: Bankruptcy, Michael, is nature's do-over. It's a fresh start, it's a clean slate. Michael Scott: Like the Witness Protection Program! Creed Bratton: [simultaneously] Exactly! Oscar Martinez: [simultaneously] Not at all. |
| Season 4 / Episode 4: - Money Ryan Howard: What I really want, honestly Michael, is for you to know it, so that you can communicate it to the people here, to your clients, to whomever. Michael Scott: [chuckles] Okay. Ryan Howard: What? Michael Scott: It's 'whoever', not 'whomever'. Ryan Howard: No, it's 'whomever'. Michael Scott: No, 'whomever' is never actually right. Jim Halpert: Sometimes it's right. Creed Bratton: Michael is right. It's a made-up word used to trick students. Andy Bernard: No. Actually, 'whomever' is the formal version of the word. Oscar Martinez: Obviously it's a real word, but I don't know when to use it correctly. Michael Scott: [to camera] Not a native speaker. Kevin Malone: I know what's right, but I'm not gonna say because you're all jerks who didn't come see my band last night. |
 | Season 4 / Episode 3: - Launch Party Stanley Hudson: Find anything? Kevin Malone: We think it's a straightforward kidnapping Oscar Martinez: Stanley, could you look up "accomplices"? Stanley Hudson: Why can't you guys do it? Oscar Martinez: Because we're looking up "jail time." |
 | Season 3 / Episode 22: - Beach Games Oscar Martinez: If either of these guys are put in charge of the office I will transfer to Albany. Gil can come if he wants. I'm kinda looking for a way out of that relationship anyway. I think I might try girls for a while. Angela thinks I can cross over. We'll see. |
| Season 3 / Episode 22: - Beach Games Michael Scott: Oscar, you brought your Speedo, I assume. Oscar Martinez: I don't wear a Speedo, Michael. Michael Scott: Well, you can't swim in leather pants. |
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