Felix Unger

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Tony Randall

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Felix Unger Quotes

	Season 4 / Episode 3: - The Odd Decathlon Felix Unger: Skyscrapers aren't built on sympathy, buster!
	Season 3 / Episode 11: - Password Oscar Madison: Aristophanes........... Felix Unger: Ridiculous!
	Season 3 / Episode 11: - Password Felix Unger: It's our all-purpose clue, Aristophanes
	Unknown Episode: Felix Unger: The man puts his ketchup on his salad. Oscar Madison: So? I like ketchup. It's like tomato wine.
	Unknown Episode: Felix Unger: What are you doing? Oscar Madison: Sterilizing the wound. Felix Unger: With beer? Oscar Madison: It's got alcohol in it.
	Unknown Episode: Felix Unger: Everyone thinks I'm a hypochondriac. It makes me sick.
	Unknown Episode: Felix Unger: I'm going to the studio to pick up the gauntlet he threw down. Murray Greshler: You're so tidy.
	Unknown Episode: Oscar Madison: You want brown juice or green juice? Felix Unger: What's the difference? Oscar Madison: Three weeks.
	Unknown Episode: Oscar Madison: You ruined my wine. Felix Unger: Here's a dollar. Buy another three bottles.
	Unknown Episode: Felix Unger: Everything you've ever owned is on that bed.
	Unknown Episode: Felix Unger: What do you dream about? Oscar Madison: Living alone.
	Unknown Episode: Felix Unger: What's that? Oscar Madison: Guess I forgot to unpack from the last trip.
	Unknown Episode: Felix Unger: There are things growing under there!
	Unknown Episode: Oscar Madison: Honey, that's fun fat. Everybody has that. Felix Unger: I don't. Oscar Madison: You don't have any fun either.
	Unknown Episode: Howard Cosell: [pointing to Oscar] Either he leaves or I leave. Felix Unger: [turning to Oscar] Leave!
	Unknown Episode: Felix Unger: [while doing a commercial] I am a dramatization of a doctor.
	Unknown Episode: Felix Unger: [to woman on witness stand] Ah... you assumed. My dear, you should never assume. You see, when you assume [writes the word "assume" on a blackboard] , you make an ass... out of you... and me.
	Unknown Episode: Felix Unger: Oh, Oscar, Oscar, Oscar!
	Unknown Episode: Felix Unger: She likes... David Cassidy better than me! [Despondent that his daughter, Edna, isn't speaking to him] Oscar Madison: So do I!
	Unknown Episode: Felix Unger: [to Oscar] Let this be on your head.

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