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 | Season 4 / Episode 16: - The End's Not Near, It's Here Seth: I've been doing some checking-up on your new roommate. His favorite book and movie are Da Vinci Code. He's no me. Ryan: You say that like it's a bad thing. Seth: At least I leave you funnier than when I found you. Ryan: I'm a lot better off than when you found me. Seth: Me too. |
| Season 4 / Episode 16: - The End's Not Near, It's Here Summer: Pancakes had babies! When did this happen? Taylor Townsend: You didn't know she was pregnant? Summer: I didn't know he was a she. Oh my god... I'm a bad crack mother. |
| Season 4 / Episode 16: - The End's Not Near, It's Here Summer: I told Seth I wouldn't watch 'Briefcase or no briefcase' until he got home, so I'm reading about The Valley. Taylor Townsend: Oh my God, that show's still on? Summer: Just got picked up for five more seasons. You know, these teen dramas they just run forever. |
| Season 4 / Episode 16: - The End's Not Near, It's Here Ryan: Hey kid! You need help? |
 | Season 4 / Episode 15: - The Night Moves Seth Cohen: [Ryan has woken up in the hospital after getting hurt in the earthquake, Seth is sitting in a chair in his room] Although, you're going to have to wrap your head about the fact that we're really brothers now... We're blood brothers. Ryan Atwood: You... donated blood? Seth Cohen: Eh, I had an extra few pints flowing through my veins. It was no big deal. Ryan Atwood: Hm. You're not a big fan of needles. Seth Cohen: Nor of fainting, it turns out. But, the bank was a little low and us O negative guys gotta stick together. Ryan Atwood: Hm. It's weird, cause all of the sudden I have this strange urge to listen to Death Cab and read comic books. Seth Cohen: For real? Ryan Atwood: No. I'm kidding. |
 | Season 4 / Episode 11: - The Dream Lover Taylor Townsend: So, what do Brutus, Judas, Benedict Arnold, Julius Rosenberg, Ethel Rosenberg - although that's debatable - and you have in common? Summer Roberts: We all did what we thought was right? |
 | Season 4 / Episode 10: - The French Connection Taylor Townsend: sometimes i take pictures of you with my camera phone when you're not looking |
 | Season 4 / Episode 9: - The My Two Dads Ryan Atwood: You know, if you want, I can teach you a mean left-hook just in case. Sandy Cohen: Just in case what? You got more relatives showing up here or what? Ryan Atwood: I have some mean uncles. |
| Season 4 / Episode 9: - The My Two Dads Ryan Atwood: Just so you know Seth doesn't want to get married. Taylor Townsend: Well it's not like Summer wants to be a "desperate housewife". |
| Season 4 / Episode 9: - The My Two Dads Frank Atwood: You don't want hit a dying man! Sandy Cohen: [punches Frank] Oh yes I do! Frank Atwood: That was a mistake, Sandy. Sandy Cohen: I'm right here, Frank. Ryan Atwood: [steps between Frank and Sandy] Hey, hey, hey that's enough! |
| Season 4 / Episode 9: - The My Two Dads Kirsten Cohen: Sandy, what on earth? Sandy Cohen: The good news is Frank Atwood is going to outlive us all. The bad news is, my hand is killing me. Taylor Townsend: I'll get some ice. |
 | Season 4 / Episode 8: - The Earth Girls Are Easy Julie Cooper: [reading invite] "Gordon Bullit invites you and a hot guest to start 2007 with a bang." Gordon Bullit: Whoa, that joke never gets old, does it? Been using it since 1989! |
| Season 4 / Episode 8: - The Earth Girls Are Easy Taylor Townsend: Okay, can you keep a secret? But I mean, a big secret, like a really big secret. Summer Roberts: Yeah. Taylor Townsend: I think you might be pregnant. |
| Season 4 / Episode 8: - The Earth Girls Are Easy Kaitlin Cooper: You really like her, don't you? Gordon Bullit: Oh yeah, peanut, she's under my skin. The whole time I was in Riyadh, I didn't once try to peak under a girl's burka. |
| Season 4 / Episode 8: - The Earth Girls Are Easy Seth Cohen: [putting down the bag with the pregnancy test] When I found out it was your pregnancy test I totally freaked out, and I thought, this'll change everything. But then Ryan asked if I could imagine a time when I'd ever not wanna be with you, and I realized the answer is no. Summer Roberts: I'm totally pregnant, aren't I? Seth Cohen: I don't know. Summer Roberts: What do you mean you don't know? Summer Roberts: Is that gonna like squirt invisible ink or something? Seth Cohen: No, but it will make you engaged to me. Summer Roberts: What? Are you insane? Seth Cohen: Possibly, but I'm certain on this. Summer Roberts: No, Cohen, we can't. Seth Cohen: Sure we can, we're both adults, we don't share DNA... Summer Roberts: But... Seth Cohen: You just have to want to. I do. Summer Roberts: Don't you think we should look at the test first? Seth Cohen: And have you wonder for the rest of your life if I proposed to you because you're pregnant? I'm doing this because I love you and I wanna spend the rest of my life with you. Summer Roberts: You know, once you do this, you can't take it back. Seth Cohen: Summer Roberts, will you marry me? |
 | Season 4 / Episode 6: - The Summer Bummer Ryan Atwood: What are you doing paying your gay friend Roger to pretend he's in love with you? Taylor Townsend: Well what if I did, hmm? What if I did rent a homosexual for the evening? |
| Season 4 / Episode 6: - The Summer Bummer Kirsten Cohen: I couldn't help notice that you wanted to talk to Seth. Ryan Atwood: Oh, did I? Kirsten Cohen: Well, since he's out of town and he's going to be moving out next semester, you're going to need a new Seth. Don't tell Sandy, but I thought I would audition for the job. Ryan Atwood: Oh, yeah, that's very thoughtful. Kirsten Cohen: So, how does it work? Do I ask you what's on your mind? Ryan Atwood: Eh, usually you talk about yourself, and I solve my problems on my own. |
| Season 4 / Episode 6: - The Summer Bummer Ryan Atwood: Taylor? Taylor Townsend: Yeah. Ryan Atwood: What are you doing tonight? Taylor Townsend: Oh, I'm updating my blog. It's a kind of Felicity by way of Anaïs Nin, the erotic memoirs of soulful college girl... Ryan Atwood: Taylor, tonight, what are you doing? Taylor Townsend: Oh. Blog schmog. Ryan Atwood: Is that a yes? Taylor Townsend: Yes! It is a yes squared, in all caps, with an exclamation mark and a smiley-faced emoticon. |
 | Season 4 / Episode 5: - The Sleeping Beauty Taylor Townsend: You might want to sit down because I have HUGE news and a favor to ask you. Seth Cohen: You like Ryan, and you want my help convincing him to date you. Taylor Townsend: Wow. Seth Cohen: You said he was funny. That was kind of a giveaway. Taylor Townsend: I know. It's crazy. I mean, I've always thought, cute guy, might be good for a night of rough and tumble fun, but it's not like we have anything in common - Seth Cohen: - So ignore it, it's probably just gas. |
| Season 4 / Episode 5: - The Sleeping Beauty Taylor Townsend: [explaining her new crush on Ryan] - then, when he helped me with my husband, and he kissed me, it was like Dorothy landing in Oz. Everything popped into Technicolor. Seth Cohen: Ah. Taylor Townsend: [offended] You think I don't know what that means? Seth Cohen: I said "ah." Taylor Townsend: Meaning "Ah, that Taylor. She is so pathetic. Someone's the least bit nice to her and she becomes totally obsessed with them. First me, and then her French husband when he lent her a subway ticket, now Ryan." Seth Cohen: Well, isn't it kinda true? Taylor Townsend: So what? Yes. I have a psychological predilection to become romantically attached to men who are nice to me, due to the fact I was raised by a she-wolf of a mother who practiced emotional terrorism. Does that mean, that if by some miracle, love does come into my life, I should deny it? What kind of person would that make me? What kind of life - Seth Cohen: [tired of her talking] - What do you want me to do? |
| Season 4 / Episode 5: - The Sleeping Beauty Ryan Atwood: [dancing and flirting with Taylor] We did not hate you. Taylor Townsend: Oh, you totally hated me. Come on, you were probably the president of the "We Hate Taylor" Club. Ryan Atwood: I was the secretary. I took the notes. Taylor Townsend: [giggles] Ryan, you made a real joke! Ryan Atwood: [smiles] A pretty bad one. Yeah, I made a real joke. Don't tell anyone. |
 | Season 4 / Episode 3: - The Cold Turkey Dr. Neil Roberts: How's dinner coming? Julie Cooper: Fantastic. You wouldn't happen to know how to cook a turkey, would you? |
| Season 4 / Episode 3: - The Cold Turkey Julie Cooper: I just wanted to tell you that I'm sorry. Sandy Cohen: I don't think I've ever heard you say that before. Julie Cooper: I don't think I've ever meant it. |
 | Season 4 / Episode 2: - The Gringos Sandy Cohen: We're doing the right thing in trusting them. Kirsten Cohen: I know. Sandy Cohen: They're adults. We couldn't have stopped them if we tried. Kirsten Cohen: I know. Sandy Cohen: ...I'm going to Mexico. Kirsten Cohen: I'm going with you. |
| Season 4 / Episode 2: - The Gringos Summer Roberts: Taylor, you got married! Taylor Townsend: It was Paris. It seemed like the thing to do. |
| Season 4 / Episode 2: - The Gringos Sandy Cohen: You told Ryan where to find Volchok. Even for you, this is a new low. Julie Cooper: Okay, you know what? You're crazy. I'm just going to say goodnight. Sandy Cohen: You sent Ryan down there to commit a murder. I could have you arrested. Julie Cooper: But then, you'd get Ryan arrested too. And you're not going to do that, are you? Sandy Cohen: If anything had happended to him or to Seth... Julie Cooper: [cutting him off] Okay it's late, and I'm not in the mood for threats. Sandy Cohen: Sit down! Sandy Cohen: After everything our families have been through, you would put our kids in danger? Julie Cooper: At least you still have all your kids. |
| Season 4 / Episode 2: - The Gringos Julie Cooper: There'll be no more hanging out with Brad and Eric. You are to come straight home after school. Do you have any idea how lucky you are that Dean Torres didn't expel you? Kaitlin Cooper: Mom, this whole thing is just a crock anyway. Julie Cooper: And how is that? Kaitlin Cooper: Do you really think that Sudanese refugees have an overwhelming need for Paul Frank tops and last season Manolo Blanhniks? Julie Cooper: So you think that you can steal them? Kaitlin Cooper: Look, I did research on the Web. They have mountains of donated clothing in warehouses in New Jersey that nobody wants. They have all they ever needed. Julie Cooper: [scoffs] You just made that up. Kaitlin Cooper: Uh... maybe. But it sounded true, didn't it? I learned it from watching you. Julie Cooper: Kaitlin, I can't do this. I can't keep this family together and have you running around like Miss Clockwork Orange. I can't. Honey, please... I need your help. Kaitlin Cooper: Mom, do you really think that Dr. Roberts is at that medical conference by himself? |
| Season 4 / Episode 2: - The Gringos Seth: So where we goin? Ryan: Mexico. Seth: Perfect, I need Chiclets. |
 | Season 4 / Episode 1: - The Avengers Ryan: [meeting at Marisa's Grave Site] Thanks for meeting me. Julie: I'm here every day. |
| Season 4 / Episode 1: - The Avengers Dr. Neil Roberts: Julie! My god! Are you alright? Is there an earthquake I didn't feel? Julie: No. Help me. I was just trying to rearrange some furniture. I got some very helpful tips from HGTV. Dr. Neil Roberts: Oh great. They suggested that you try to move a built-in? Julie: I didn't know it was a built-in. Dr. Neil Roberts: It's not anymore. |
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