Summer Roberts

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Summer Roberts Quotes

	Season 4 / Episode 11: - The Dream Lover Taylor Townsend: So, what do Brutus, Judas, Benedict Arnold, Julius Rosenberg, Ethel Rosenberg - although that's debatable - and you have in common? Summer Roberts: We all did what we thought was right?
	Season 4 / Episode 8: - The Earth Girls Are Easy Taylor Townsend: Okay, can you keep a secret? But I mean, a big secret, like a really big secret. Summer Roberts: Yeah. Taylor Townsend: I think you might be pregnant.
	Season 4 / Episode 8: - The Earth Girls Are Easy Seth Cohen: [putting down the bag with the pregnancy test] When I found out it was your pregnancy test I totally freaked out, and I thought, this'll change everything. But then Ryan asked if I could imagine a time when I'd ever not wanna be with you, and I realized the answer is no. Summer Roberts: I'm totally pregnant, aren't I? Seth Cohen: I don't know. Summer Roberts: What do you mean you don't know? Summer Roberts: Is that gonna like squirt invisible ink or something? Seth Cohen: No, but it will make you engaged to me. Summer Roberts: What? Are you insane? Seth Cohen: Possibly, but I'm certain on this. Summer Roberts: No, Cohen, we can't. Seth Cohen: Sure we can, we're both adults, we don't share DNA... Summer Roberts: But... Seth Cohen: You just have to want to. I do. Summer Roberts: Don't you think we should look at the test first? Seth Cohen: And have you wonder for the rest of your life if I proposed to you because you're pregnant? I'm doing this because I love you and I wanna spend the rest of my life with you. Summer Roberts: You know, once you do this, you can't take it back. Seth Cohen: Summer Roberts, will you marry me?
	Season 4 / Episode 2: - The Gringos Summer Roberts: Taylor, you got married! Taylor Townsend: It was Paris. It seemed like the thing to do.
	Season 3 / Episode 23: - The Party Favor Summer Roberts: Not only will I not go to prom with you, but if you and I were stranded on a deserted island I would take the nourishment that your meager frame has to offer, and then I would feed your bones to the sharks.
	Season 3 / Episode 22: - The College Try Prefrosh #1: The fact is, the US has been performing its own Jihads for decades. Just, instead of Allah, the killing is done in the name of oil. Pre Frosh #2: Totally. Summer Roberts: ...You guys, what is Jihad? Prefrosh #1: ...Exactly! Pre Frosh #2: Way to reframe the question, Summer.
	Season 3 / Episode 19: - The Secrets and Lies Summer Roberts: Volchok is Atwood's kryptonite. He'll totally Hulk out!
	Season 3 / Episode 19: - The Secrets and Lies Seth Cohen: He's got good abs. Women like abs. I've got a six-pack myself, I know. Summer Roberts: Oh, Cohen, those are your ribs.
	Season 3 / Episode 5: - The Perfect Storm Seth Cohen: If Taylor's going to fall for your plan, we need to speak in a language she'll understand. Summer Roberts: Are you trying to say that you believe me? Seth Cohen: No, not exactly, but there's just no other options. Do you have her cellphone number? Summer Roberts: What? We're not going to call her. She's not a moron, just evil. Seth Cohen: We're not going to call her, my little dim sum, we're going to text her. Or should I say, Dean Hess is. Summer Roberts: You got the bedazzled one? Pink, too? Wait, we can't text her an apology. We're texting her an apology? Seth Cohen: Nope, an invitation. I got a room at the Mermaid Motel. Summer Roberts: You mean the place where Ryan may or may not have conceived Theresa's baby and where Marissa's mom and Luke got it on? Seth Cohen: Newport's very own den of sin. Summer Roberts: Ew. But I like it. Seth Cohen: We can even, I mean, if we have some free time ... Seth Cohen: Whatever.
	Season 3 / Episode 5: - The Perfect Storm Summer Roberts: Will you quit peeping out the window, Cohen? Seth Cohen: [still looking through window] You don't peep out of windows. You peep into them. Summer Roberts: You'd know.
	Season 3 / Episode 5: - The Perfect Storm Seth Cohen: [about Ryan, who is quitting school] He got a job on a fishing boat. He leaves tomorrow night. Summer Roberts: Wait, what? Are you serious? Your dad's, like, letting him go? Seth Cohen: He's pulling the old Sandy Cohen Jedi mind-meld on him. Trying to break his will by agreeing with him. Summer Roberts: Oh, like he did with you? Which you fell for because you were both spineless and weak. Seth Cohen: Yes, exactly. But this is Ryan we're talking about.
	Season 2 / Episode 24: - The Dearly Beloved Summer Roberts: Ok, we'll go just as soon as you tell me what's going on. Marissa Cooper: What do you mean? Summer Roberts: Weird bruises and tension around Trey, then that cut on your head and you don't even bother to make up an excuse. Marissa, please don't lie to me. I'm your best friend and I know something happened.
	Season 2 / Episode 22: - The Showdown Summer Roberts: Nobody messes with my men but me! It is ass-kicking time Coop!
	Season 2 / Episode 22: - The Showdown Summer Roberts: I'm sorry, I don't get references before 1990
	Season 2 / Episode 15: - The Mallpisode Seth Cohen: Now that you and I are back together and Lindsay's out of the picture, who knows, maybe Marissa and Ryan might get it together. Summer Roberts: Are you crazy? There were, like, the worst couple ever. And besides, Marissa's happy now. Seth Cohen: Okay. And by happy you mean... you mean gay. Summer Roberts: That's funny.
	Season 2 / Episode 15: - The Mallpisode Summer Roberts: Go to sleep in a mall and wake up in a mall. Come on, it's like being awake, but still dreaming.
	Season 2 / Episode 14: - The Rainy Day Women Elaine Stevens: Are you a fan of Botticelli? Summer Roberts: Yes, yes, I am. Although I prefer his earlier work. You know, the comedies.
	Season 2 / Episode 11: - The Second Chance Summer Roberts: Is that Marissa? Seth Cohen: Yeah. Or as I like to call her, Cosmo Girl. Passion for fashion, and a magic flask. Summer Roberts: Alcohol as a superpower. Well, that is an interesting take.
	Season 2 / Episode 11: - The Second Chance Summer Roberts: Do not forget about my rage blackouts. Seth Cohen: I have not. In fact, it's part of your superpowers. Summer Roberts: Really? Seth Cohen: Yeah, it's very Hulk-like. Summer Roberts: But I'm not gonna turn green, am I?
	Season 2 / Episode 9: - The Ex-Factor Summer Roberts: So, I'm sorry for being Ultra-Bitch 2000 tonight. Zach Stevens: Tonight?
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - The Power of Love Abigail Stevens: I was saying that what's happening in Kashmir just shows us... Summer Roberts: I know! Pashminas these season were so cute. I don't go anywhere without my cashmere purse!
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - The Power of Love Summer Roberts: I'm informing myself, Coop. It's impossible, there is so much news. You know, the worst part is, it is constantly changing. If everything could just stop for, like, one day, maybe I could catch up.
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - The Power of Love Summer Roberts: Compared to my performance today, Cohen came off like Kofi Annan. Marissa Cooper: Who's Kofi Annan? Summer Roberts: Some guy Zach's mom knows. I think he works for United Airlines.
	Season 2 / Episode 6: - The Chrismukkah That Almost Wasn't Summer Roberts: Well, you guys can all give up. But I still believe in a Chrismukkah miracle ... And I have a plan!
	Season 2 / Episode 6: - The Chrismukkah That Almost Wasn't Summer Roberts: Whoa, Coop, I cannot believe your dad lives on a boat. That is SO Miami Vice. Marissa Cooper: You've seen Miami Vice? Summer Roberts: Repeats. My stepmom finds the pastel colors soothing. Marissa Cooper: She's on some interesting drugs these days. Summer Roberts: I'll tell her to keep them away from you.
	Season 2 / Episode 5: - The SnO.C. Summer Roberts: Oh, the library. God, how can you work in there? It is like so quiet!
	Season 2 / Episode 3: - The New Kids on the Block Marissa Cooper: Is it just me, or is Zach perfect? Summer Roberts: He is good looking but not into himself, smart but not a show-off, athletic but sensitive, a politician's son... Hey, he's, like, Newport's Prince William.
	Season 2 / Episode 3: - The New Kids on the Block Summer Roberts: Holy Mack! You are like, such an adult. I mean, you're not insecure. You're not jealous... Are you a robot?
	Season 2 / Episode 3: - The New Kids on the Block Summer Roberts: Cohen, that was really sweet. Seth Cohen: Pathetic and sweet? Summer Roberts: No, just sweet.
	Season 2 / Episode 3: - The New Kids on the Block Seth Cohen: Maybe I just can't be just friends with you. Summer Roberts: Then maybe this is it for us.

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