The Oblongs Quotes

The Oblongs

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Fun Facts:

	Season 1 / Episode 13: - Heroine Addict Beth Oblong: I think I'm catching amonia. Bob Oblong: It's pneumonia, Beth. Beth Oblong: It's too cold for silent P's.
	Season 1 / Episode 10: - My Name is Robbie The Coach: Boys you're speed has gone from 2 min 3 seconds to 4 min 8 seconds and you've clearly gained some weight. Milo Oblong: Look who's talking thunder thighs. The Coach: Now that's just cruel. Biff Oblong: Don't you EVER talk about the coach like that again.
	Season 1 / Episode 10: - My Name is Robbie Milo Oblong: Hey, Mom, I found a spear gun! Can we go to Sea World?
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - Milo Interrupted Beth Oblong: I'd like beef without any bovine growth hormones. I don't want another one of these sticking out of my head.
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - Milo Interrupted Pickles Oblong: Hello? No Beth is right... Oh My GOD I left Beth behind at the store! I'm coming baby.
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - Milo Interrupted Pickles Oblong: This stool softener, do I take it internally or apply it directly to the stool?
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - Milo Interrupted Beth Oblong: Don't worry, she'll get arrested again soon.
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - Milo Interrupted Bob Oblong: Honey, you left Beth at the store? Pickles Oblong: [clutching her vodka bottle] I could have sworn she drove home.
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - Milo Interrupted Milo Oblong: Sir, I'm just a little boy in drag selling cookies.
	Season 1 / Episode 8: - The Golden Child The Debbies: And that shows how I'm directly descended from Cinderella. Mr. Phugly: But isn't Cinderella a storybook? The Debbies: You're a storybook!
	Season 1 / Episode 8: - The Golden Child The Debbies: You realize if I go back I'll have to hate you. Milo Oblong: I know, it's part of God's great plan. The Debbies: [the next day] Cute shoes. Milo Oblong: Bye, Debbie. The Debbies: Ew!
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - Please Be Genital Jawless Peggy Weggy: Will I marry a handsome man and have beautiful children? Fortune Teller: No. Jawless Peggy Weggy: You didn't look at my palm. Fortune Teller: I don't have to.
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Get Off My Back Biff Oblong: Coach always says, "Heart, obedience, motivation, oppurtunity." H.O.M.O. Beth Oblong: That spells homo. Chip Oblong: You don't know how to spell.
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Pickles' Li'l Amazons Mikey Butts: Do you have anything that could distract people from my buttocks? Shop Woman: A nuclear war? Helga: Ha! You're funny! You're also OLD... Susie: Soon you will die. Then we will dig up your grave, and do embarrassing things to your corpse, a-la Weekend at Bernie's 2.
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Pickles' Li'l Amazons Funzie: Aaaaaaaaaaaayyyy.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Disfigured Debbie Beth Oblong: [after Mr Klimer picks up Scottie] Can I go with you? George Klimer: No.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Disfigured Debbie Susie: Before I found my pet clam I was lackluster, and morose. Mikey Butts: That's a coin purse. Susie: Oh... It's just one blow after another.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Disfigured Debbie Doctor: Well, I could remove his testicles. That often calms them down. Bob Oblong: We were kinda hoping for grandchildren. Doctor: You're a real idiot, aren't you? Bob Oblong: Alright, now that's darned close to crossing the line.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Disfigured Debbie Bob Oblong: Well wrap me in bacon and call me rumaki.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Misfit Love Bob Oblong: [after seeing Milo trying to saw his bed in half] Come on Milo it's time for school. Milo Oblong: I'm almost through Dad just give me a minute. Bob Oblong: Now Milo you know you're not supposed to handle anything sharper than your a boiled egg. Milo Oblong: It's not fair dad. Why can't I go to normal school like everyone else? Why do I have to go to a school for phsychos? Bob Oblong: Wait a minute there Milo. It's not a school for phsychos. It's a school for the socially uplifted.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Misfit Love Peggy: I can't wait to get to school and resume learning. Helga: I can't wait 'til you drown in your own saliva. Susie: Drowning is my third favorite way to die; but they're all good.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Misfit Love Bob Oblong: Where's Milo? Beth Oblong: Milo said he's not going to school. Pickles Oblong: Beth, honey, nobody likes a tattletale. Bob Oblong: I do. They're an essential part of any family. You keep right on tattling, sweetypie. Beth Oblong: Daddy has a magazine with naked ladies hugging. Bob Oblong: Aw, crimany!
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Misfit Love Milo Oblong: You may control my mind, but you'll never control my ass!
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Misfit Love Peggy: Let's see there's the popular kids, the jocks, the nerds and then there's us. Helga Phugly: Hey don't lump me in with you loosers. I am accepted by all groups. Hi Debbie, hi Debbie, hi Debbie, hi Debbie, hi Debbie, hi Debbie. The Debbies: Ewww!
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Misfit Love Pristine Klimer: Oh, Pickles, I love your hair... where'd you buy it? Pickles Oblong: Some whore. I think it was your mother.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Misfit Love Bob Oblong: Where's Milo? Beth Oblong: Milo says he's not going to school. Pickles Oblong: Beth, honey, nobody likes a tattletale. Bob Oblong: I do. They're an essential part of any family. Beth Oblong: Daddy has a magazine with naked ladies hugging. Bob Oblong: Aw, crimany!
	Unknown Episode: Milo Oblong: [reading Biff's diary] Ran laps behind Coach at practice. I hope someday to have his perfect buttocks. [flips pages] Came in early today. Coach was alone in the jacuzzi. Boring!
	Unknown Episode: Helga: Don't shoot or I'll kiss him again! Milo Oblong: She's not bluffing! She'll do it! Her lips are like shark skin!
	Unknown Episode: Helga Phugly: Thanks for the hot chow, Milo! [chews food and spits out] Your mother should be beaten with an oar. Milo Oblong: It takes some getting used to.
	Unknown Episode: Milo Oblong: I'm a CEO with ADD.

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