The New Scooby-Doo Movies - Episode Quotes

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The New Scooby-Doo Movies Quotes

	Season 2 / Episode 8: - The Haunted Carnival Dick Van Dyke: Would you be interested in buying this amusement park? Velma: You already asked us that. Dick Van Dyke: The price just went down.
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - The Haunted Candy Factory Shaggy: [Scooby bites down on a toffee bar and screams] What's the matter, Scoob, don't you like toffee? [finds a key in the candy wrapper]
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - The Haunted Candy Factory Shaggy: [Shaggy lowers a licorice rope down a vent but Scooby puts the end in his mouth and starts eating it] Do you see the end yet, Freddy? Fred 'Freddy' Jones: No, not yet. Shaggy: [beat] How about now? Fred 'Freddy' Jones: No. Shaggy: Boy, you guys must be 10 floors down. [sees Scooby eating the rope] Give me that, [lowers the rope] Fred 'Freddy' Jones: Now I see it, you must've just started feeding it.
	Season 1 / Episode 10: - The Ghost of Bigfoot Velma: Have an accident? Stanley Laurel: No thanks, we just had one.
	Season 1 / Episode 8: - The Secret Of Shark Island Sonny Bono: [Cher stomps her foot and the resort falls into the ocean] That's my little Indian Sphinx, when she brings down the house, she REALLY brings down the house.
	Season 1 / Episode 8: - The Secret Of Shark Island Sonny Bono: Doggone, we were traveling incognito. How'd you recognize us with my sunglasses on? Velma: Easy. We just read the monogram on your door: 'Sonny Bono and Mrs. Sonny Bono'.
	Season 1 / Episode 8: - The Secret Of Shark Island Sonny Bono: This brochure says that the gulls and the pelicans around here are so tame, you can feed them, and they'll eat off your hand. Velma: Those birds'll eat off your hand all right, they’re vultures!
	Season 1 / Episode 8: - The Secret Of Shark Island Milo Meekly: The story goes that one night, when the sea winds moan, old Shark Face will walk upon the land and all his man-eaters will leave the grimey deep and follow him, driving all of us humans back into the sea.
	Season 1 / Episode 8: - The Secret Of Shark Island Daphne: What's that? Milo Meekly: What? Daphne: That unearthly moaning. Velma: G-sharp I believe.
	Season 1 / Episode 8: - The Secret Of Shark Island Sonny Bono: Oh, come on, Cher, don't let the weather get you down. You know what, my E.S.P. tells me that tomorrow will be a beautiful day, and we're gonna have fun, fun, fun. Cher: Yeah, well, something tells me in your case E.S.P. stands for Extra Stupid Personality.
	Season 1 / Episode 8: - The Secret Of Shark Island Sonny Bono: But this is our delayed honeymoon. You should be enjoying it. Cher: I am enjoying it, or my name isn't Barbra Streisand. Sonny Bono: Your name isn't Barbra Streisand. Cher: You catch on fast, Big Boy.
	Season 1 / Episode 8: - The Secret Of Shark Island Cher: There it goes again, that same sound that Mr. Meekly claimed was a signal for the seamonsters to rise up and chase all you men into the sea. Sonny Bono: Check, when he said 'man', he meant all of us, mankind. Cher: All right, but I'm a woman, kind man, and that lets me out.
	Season 1 / Episode 8: - The Secret Of Shark Island Freddy: Come on, Mr. Bono, you don't believe in ghosts, do ya? Cher: Yeah, what are you, a man or a mouse, squeak up! Sonny Bono: No, I don't believe in ghosts, like any other sensible person, I'm afraid of them.
	Season 1 / Episode 8: - The Secret Of Shark Island Sonny Bono: Well don't worry, nothing's going to happen to you while I'm around. Cher: I know. Seems like a terrible waste of a honeymoon.
	Season 1 / Episode 8: - The Secret Of Shark Island Velma: That's the first seaweed that ever clanged... Freddy: Right. It looks and sounds like gold.
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - Sandy Duncan's Jekyll and Hyde Fred 'Freddy' Jones: [stuck on a set with Shaggy and Scooby in one behind them] We're in the bank. Shaggy: Great, you can bail us out, we're in jail.
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - A Good Medium is Rare Phyllis Diller: This is my living room, I don't know why I call it that, nobody in here is living anymore.
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - The Frickert Fracas Mrs. Frickert: You ever see a six-foot-tall chicken? Scooby: Yeah. [points to Shaggy and giggles]
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Wednesday is Missing AKA: Scooby-Doo Meets the Addams Family Uncle Fester: I invite you to break bread. Shaggy: [tries the bread] Break bread? He means break your teeth on this bread, this stuff's hard as a rock.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - The Dynamic Scooby Doo Affair Fred 'Freddy' Jones: [sees two people come in the front door] It's Batman and Robin! Daphne Blake: What're you doing here?
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - The Dynamic Scooby Doo Affair Shaggy: Batman, what's that? Batman: A car press, when the crane drops a car into the hole, powerful walls close in on it and pulverize it. What you're sitting on could easily have once been a four door sedan. Shaggy: Whoa, talk about your compact cars.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - The Ghastly Ghost Town Fred 'Freddy' Jones: This desert reminds me of a woman. Daphne Blake: How so? Fred 'Freddy' Jones: It goes on, and on, and on.
	Unknown Episode: Shaggy: Man, I don't know what's worse... Those Muck Men, or Cass Elliot's driving... Scooby: Cass Elliot's driving!