The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh - Episode Quotes

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	Season 1 / Episode 37: - Bubble Trouble Piglet: Pooh, you saved me. And you got rid of my hiccups! Winnie the Pooh: Oh, so that's what was wrong. Why didn't you say so? Piglet: I couldn't. I had the hiccups. Winnie the Pooh: When was that? Piglet: When I wasn't saying so. Winnie the Pooh: Oh.
	Season 1 / Episode 16: - Paw And Order Nasty Jack: What'cha got for brains? Winnie the Pooh: Stuffing, actually.
	Season 1 / Episode 12: - Nothing But the Tooth Winnie the Pooh: Oh, I'm sure he's alright. You see, Tigger's with him. Kanga: Oh dear! Now I *know* he's in trouble!
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Cleanliness Is Next To Impossible Kessie: Daddy sad? Rabbit: Daddy? No, no, no! I'm Rabbit. Kessie: Rabbie! Rabbit: Rabb-it! Rabb-it!
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Cleanliness Is Next To Impossible Tigger: Hey Kesserino! Before you go, how about a little S.O.T.T.? Smooch on the Tigger! Tigger: Hoohoohoohoohoo! That's what Tiggers love best!
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Cleanliness Is Next To Impossible Kessie: Rabbie? Um, Rabbie? Could you read me one last bedtime story? Rabbit: You mean... before you... leave? Kessie: Oh no, I didn't mean that, I meant... Rabbit: You don't need me to read you a bedtime story. You don't need me... for anything.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Friend Indeed / Donkey for a Day Winnie the Pooh: My, Rabbit! You certainly are a friend. Rabbit: Indeed, Pooh. Indeed.
	Unknown Episode: Winnie the Pooh: Oh bother.
	Unknown Episode: Winnie the Pooh: I am Winnie the Pooh, but you can call me... Bruno: Ah ha ha ha ha! You're killing me. A Pooh named Winnie? Ha ha ha.
	Unknown Episode: Christopher Robin: Silly old bear.
	Unknown Episode: Piglet: [trying to get away] Excuse me. I think my horse is double-parked. Gopher: Ah-ah-ah! Doesn't seem so likely since horses haven't been invented yet.
	Unknown Episode: Tigger: Where's the propeller? Rabbit: Tigger, trains don't have propellers. Although it does seem to be missing its rudder.
	Unknown Episode: Rabbit: How about an alibi? Winnie the Pooh: Why thank you, Rabbit, but I'm not sleepy yet.
	Unknown Episode: Tigger: C'mon! Now's our chance! Let's take the train for a little ring-a-ding spin. Winnie the Pooh: But I thought Christopher Robin said not to touch it. Tigger: I'm not going to touch the train, I'm gonna touch the controls! Winnie the Pooh: But aren't the controls part of the train? Tigger: Nah, they don't even know each other.
	Unknown Episode: Piglet: Where'd it go? Tigger: In the basement. Piglet: But I don't have a basement. Tigger: You do now.
	Unknown Episode: Gopher: I'll cut him down! Might be painful, but it could hurt a lot too.
	Unknown Episode: Winnie the Pooh: If I knew how much you all cared for me, I would've moved away a long time ago!
	Unknown Episode: Tigger: Help! We're sinking! Abandon ship! Tiggers and tiggers first! Piglet: What about piglets? Tigger: Umm... it's their duty as captain to go down with the ship. Piglet: Oh, dear. In that case, my last act as captain is: Tigger, you're captain. Tigger: And as captain of his ship, I proclaim you captain. Piglet: No, you are. Tigger: No, you.
	Unknown Episode: Tigger: Head for the hills! Head for the hills! Winnie the Pooh: But Tigger, this *is* a hill.
	Unknown Episode: Tigger: Gone! Everything I had! Nothing left! [cries] Winnie the Pooh: But Tigger, you didn't have anything. Tigger: Say, you're right, Kiddo! Save by circumchances.
	Unknown Episode: Rabbit: I suggest we call a team meeting. Winnie the Pooh: But haven't we met each other already? Rabbit: [slightly embarrassed] Oh my...
	Unknown Episode: Piglet: And for the longest time I thought Rabbit didn't like her. Winnie the Pooh: Sometimes people care too much. I think it's called love. Piglet: Oh... Do you think we should tell Rabbit? Winnie the Pooh: No, I believe he already knows.