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	Season 6 / Episode 22: - The Finale (2) Fran Sheffield: [yelling about her baby still inside her] Oh my God, she's got my mother's hips.
	Season 6 / Episode 22: - The Finale (2) Sylvia Fine: [upon seeing Fran's newborn baby boy - Sylvia's grandson - for the first time] Oh my God, how precious. I could eat him up. Fran Sheffield: [to Maxwell as she is thinking Sylvia could be speaking literally] Get him away from my Mother!
	Season 6 / Episode 20: - The Baby Shower Maxwell Sheffield: [about Fran and her pregnancy] Ever since she entered her third trimester, her mood swings have been lethal. Niles: Oh, I know. It's worse than when Sylvia gave up chocolate. That was the most unbearable hour of my life.
	Season 6 / Episode 20: - The Baby Shower Fran Drescher: Are you two here on vacation? Niles: [pointing to Fran] Oh no, we're here spying on her husband who's having an affair with my girlfriend. Fran Drescher: [about her television show] Oh, we did that very same story this season. Fran Sheffield: Really?! I didn't see that. When was it on? Fran Drescher: Now! Don't forget to watch the series finale next week. Fran Sheffield: Oh, I wouldn't miss it for the world, unless of course that's the night I'm having my twins.
	Season 6 / Episode 20: - The Baby Shower Yetta Rosenberg: So tell me, where do you see me twenty years from now? Libby: [slightly confused, as she starts the reading] I see you with a man in New York, and this young guy in Paris, and a jazz saxophonist in Chicago. Yetta Rosenberg: [excited] That sounds good. Libby: [suddenly looking up in surprise] Are you an organ donor?
	Season 6 / Episode 19: - Maggie's Wedding Dr. Hamilton: Mrs. Sheffield, seeing that you had some usually strong Braxton Hicks contractions - it's very common for women over thirty-five under stress - have you been stressed about anything recently? Fran Sheffield: You mean besides the fact that you think I'm over thirty-five?
	Season 6 / Episode 17: - The Dummy Twins (2) Fran: Oh no, you turned him down because he's not rich? Miss Babcock, why do you always think with your head? What does your heart say? C.C.: Don't marry a maid. Fran: Well, what does your liver say? Does that at least say "Can the maid take me out for a drink?" C.C.: Nanny Fine, what is this sudden interest in my love life? Did I interfere with you and Maxwell? Did I push you two together? Fran: No, you tried to push me in front of a bus. C.C.: ONCE, and I apologized!
	Season 6 / Episode 17: - The Dummy Twins (2) Fran: My husband told me I have to butt out, but I can't butt out until I butt in! It's a whole hokey-pokey syndrome.
	Season 6 / Episode 17: - The Dummy Twins (2) Sylvia Fine: Oh, look at this. Brings back memories of motherhood. Fran Sheffield: [trying to stop the crying] Oh, Ma, what did you do when me and Nadine started to cry? Sylvia Fine: I left the room. The sound was so annoying.
	Season 6 / Episode 16: - The Producers (1) Niles: What is the one thing that separates me from all the successful people in this world? Fran Sheffield: Success?!
	Season 6 / Episode 16: - The Producers (1) Chastity Claire 'C.C.' Babcock: [sternly] What do I have to do to get some milk for my coffee? Niles: Hover over a bucket.
	Season 6 / Episode 16: - The Producers (1) Val Toriello: Would you care for a doughnut, Yetta? Yetta Rosenberg: [looking at the platter of doughnuts] None of these have bones in 'em, do they? Val Toriello: No! Val Toriello: [rethinking her answer] The bear claws might.
	Season 6 / Episode 15: - Ma'ternal Affairs (2) Maxwell Sheffield: Darling, "seeing" a doctor does not necessarily mean they're being intimate. Chastity Claire "C.C." Babcock: Oh, please! When I "see" a man you don't think I'm intimate with him? Niles: Not if he sees you.
	Season 6 / Episode 13: - The Yummy Mummy Fran Sheffield: You know, Miss Babcock, for your information, I just found out: I'm not stupid. I'm sexy. Chastity Claire 'C.C.' Babcock: Nanny Fine, don't sell yourself short. You're both! Fran Sheffield: Well, I am smart enough to know I have just been insulted, and sexy enough not to care!
	Season 6 / Episode 13: - The Yummy Mummy Chastity Claire 'C.C.' Babcock: I'm being taken out tonight. Niles: Oh, in that case, I'll open the drapes and give the gunman a cleaner shot.
	Season 6 / Episode 13: - The Yummy Mummy Dean Sterrett: I happen to be the Chair of my department. Fran Sheffield: Oh?! Do you do "Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves"?
	Season 6 / Episode 12: - The Fran in the Mirror Fran Sheffield: [to Sylvia] The teacher dropped a word that I didn't understand. Fran Sheffield: [to Grace] Which one was that? Grace Sheffield: Curriculum. Grace Sheffield: She said it was broad based, and you said, "What do the boys study?"
	Season 6 / Episode 12: - The Fran in the Mirror Rodney Pembroke: See, you have money. You don't know what it's like to be an underdog. Fran Sheffield: Oh, puh-leez, are you kidding me?! I was an underdog before underdog had his own series.
	Season 6 / Episode 11: - The In-Law Who Came Forever Fran Sheffield: "What to expect in your eighth month: indigestion, heartburn, bloating, flatulence, nasal congestion." Ah, well, according to this, my entire family's pregnant. Niles: You know, the worst part about your pregnancy is going to be the mood swings. Fran Sheffield: Oh? Niles: I can get very testy.
	Season 6 / Episode 11: - The In-Law Who Came Forever Fran Sheffield: I just want to fuss over you like Ma does. Maxwell Sheffield: Yes, but if I wanted someone to cook and clean and fuss over me, I've had married Niles. Niles: [wearing a construction worker outfit] Oh, and you didn't think this look worked for me.
	Season 6 / Episode 8: - Making Whoopi (3) Sylvia Fine: Darling, taking hormones is a natural thing. Your Aunt Addie and your Uncle Artie both took them. Fran Sheffield: Ma, that's because Aunt Addie was Uncle Artie. Sylvia Fine: Shhh, she's collecting two social security checks.
	Season 6 / Episode 7: - Mom's the Word (2) Fran: When did you start smoking again? C.C.: Somewhere between "I" & "do"
	Season 6 / Episode 7: - Mom's the Word (2) Maxwell Sheffield: Where's Brighton? Grace Sheffield: Um, looking for Yetta. Maxwell Sheffield: Where's Yetta? Grace Sheffield: Looking for Brighton. Maxwell Sheffield: If you knew that they were looking for each other, why didn't you just tell them? Grace Sheffield: More fun for me?
	Season 6 / Episode 6: - I'm Pregnant (1) Sylvia Fine: Men who marry the Fine women tend to die young. Fran Sheffield: Why is that? Yetta Rosenberg: 'cause they want to?
	Season 6 / Episode 6: - I'm Pregnant (1) Margaret 'Maggie' Sheffield: I thought you were going to be out shopping all day. Fran Sheffield: Well, I finished early. I'm good at it.
	Season 6 / Episode 5: - Maggie's Boyfriend Trick-or-Treater: [about Sylvia] That lady stole my candy!
	Season 6 / Episode 5: - Maggie's Boyfriend Fran Sheffield: [upon meeting Maggie's boyfriend Michael for the first time] Gee, you look very familiar to me. Maxwell Sheffield: Yes. Yes, you do. Are you an actor? Have you read for me before? Michael: No, I'm a model. I don't read.
	Season 6 / Episode 5: - Maggie's Boyfriend Maxwell Sheffield: Michael, do you have anything to fall back on when your rear end is no longer supporting you?
	Season 6 / Episode 5: - Maggie's Boyfriend Maxwell Sheffield: When we're in the middle of an argument, why do you always walk out when it's my turn to speak? Fran Sheffield: So I don't have to hear you.
	Season 6 / Episode 4: - Sara's Parents Fran Sheffield: [about Sara's parents] I just want everything to be so right. I mean, while they're here, I just want to come across as the perfect wife and mother. Maxwell Sheffield: And after they're gone?

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