The Naked Brothers Band - Episode Quotes

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	Season 1 / Episode 13: - Alien Clones Alex: What's going steady? Nat: All Betty, all the time.
	Season 1 / Episode 10: - The Song Nat: Have fun laughing at me with your stuck-up friend. Rosalina: I wasn't laughing at you. And she's not my friend. Nat: Whatever. Rosalina: You're my friend. Nat: Funny way of showing it.
	Season 1 / Episode 10: - The Song Rosalina: You hate me now, don't you?
	Season 1 / Episode 10: - The Song Alex: Man women are confusing!
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - First Kiss Nat: Too bad Rosalina couldn't be here. David: Well, I think her dad's getting married again.
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - First Kiss Alex: I didn't know Dad had a name!
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - First Kiss Dad: The accordian is a very underrated instrument.
	Season 1 / Episode 8: - A Man Needs A Maid Alex: Holy chicken soup with rice.
	Season 1 / Episode 8: - A Man Needs A Maid Thomas: Ladies and gentlemen, were are here live from New York City in the biggest wrestling match in NBB history. Thomas: On this side: standing at 5'2 weighing 89 pounds- the Hairy Vest Man! Thomas: And on this side: standing 4'11 - I have no idea how much she weighs, because last time I asked her she smacked me - Pinkie the Girlie Girl!
	Season 1 / Episode 8: - A Man Needs A Maid Thomas: Ladies and gentlemen, we are here live from New York City in the biggest wrestling match in NBB history. In this side: standing at 5'2 weighing 85 pounds- the Hairy Vest Man! And on this side: standing at 4'11 - and I have no idea how much she weighs, because last time I asked her she smacked me - Pinkie the Girlie Girl!
	Season 1 / Episode 8: - A Man Needs A Maid Jesse: Are you OK, Alex? Alex: Am I OK? Am I OK? You ask me that after you vut my heart in a million, zillion pieces... times three? Timmerman Brother: That's a lot of pieces.
	Season 1 / Episode 8: - A Man Needs A Maid Jesse: Alex, my little sweetie pie, you know you'll always be my special little guy. That rhymes.
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - A Rebel and A Skateboarder Nat: Dream big dreams. Alex: And maybe someday you'll have your own pants.
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - A Rebel and A Skateboarder Jesse: So, what's War and Peace about? Alex: You know, war and... uh peace.
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - A Rebel and A Skateboarder Alex: I foot lifts in my shoes, I got a ZZ Top beard, I got hair under my armpits! What more do you want from me woman?
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - A Rebel and A Skateboarder Alex: Nat you've got puberty? Does that mean I'm gonna be an uncle?
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Puberty Qaasim: I dedicated my school year to the ladies.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Nat is a Stand Up Guy Alex: OK, number one: I don't know what "sophisticated" means. And number two: you're yelling at me.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - The Wolff Brothers Cry Wolf Nat: Rosalina thinks I'm one of those insensitive, not deep, nose picking kind of guys! Cooper: You're not one of those kind of guys at all. Nat: I know but Rosalina thinks I am!
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - The Wolff Brothers Cry Wolf Qaasim: Where is his country? David: No one knows.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - The Wolff Brothers Cry Wolf Nat: You abuse that thing man, you use it on pencils that are already sharp.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - VMA’s Alex: I'm just ware. Nat: What does "ware" mean? Alex: You know, my fortune said "be ware." I'm being ware.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - VMA’s Rosalina: Nat, your pants just fell down.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - VMA’s Alex: I just want you to know, that if I die today, I'm sorry I didn't eat your eggs. Nat: You're not gonna die because I'm gonna watch you very carefully. Alex: What good it that gonna do?