Season 5 Breakdown

Normal Episodes: 24
TV Specials: 0
TV Movies: 0

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The Muppet Show Season 5 (1980-1981)

The Muppet Show Carol Burnett 5x01 Carol Burnett
There's no show today, almost; the theater is turned into a dance marathon hosted by Gonzo.
Sep. 20, 1980
The Muppet Show Roger Moore 5x02 Roger Moore
Kermit calls the Secret Service to hire real spies for Roger's closing number. (They're listed in the Yellow Pages.) However, Roger wants to do a cute, cuddly version of "Talk to the ...
Sep. 27, 1980
The Muppet Show Shirley Bassey 5x03 Shirley Bassey
Kermit borrows fifty million dollars worth of gold for Shirley's closing number, "Goldfinger". Security guard Bruno is suspicious that Kermit wants to steal the gold, but keeping an ...
Oct. 04, 1980
The Muppet Show James Coburn 5x04 James Coburn
Animal hits it off with tough guy James Coburn -- but James decides that Animal isn't centered enough, and introduces him to meditation and Zen. Animal doesn't take well to Zen.
Oct. 11, 1980
The Muppet Show Brooke Shields 5x05 Brooke Shields
Thinking she was booked to do ""The Muffin Show,"" Brooke finds herself growing and shrinking as the Muppets stage Alice's Adventures in Wonderland.
Oct. 18, 1980
The Muppet Show Tony Randall 5x06 Tony Randall
Browsing through an old book of magic spells, Tony accidentally turns Miss Piggy into stone. He considers bringing her to a stonemason for help. Fozzie, Gonzo and Floyd crack stone ...
Oct. 25, 1980
The Muppet Show Linda Ronstadt 5x07 Linda Ronstadt
Afraid that Linda will steal her frog away, Piggy locks Kermit up in a chest owned by Gonzo when Scooter helps him move his mildew ""collection"" and hides it.
Nov. 01, 1980
The Muppet Show Glenda Jackson 5x08 Glenda Jackson
Glenda reveals herself to be Black Jackson the pirate captain, and she takes over the Muppet Theater with the help of Short John Silver (Sweetums) and Eric, a heartless pirate parrot ...
Nov. 08, 1980
The Muppet Show Loretta Swit 5x09 Loretta Swit
How well can Loretta fit into Miss Piggy's roles? It all comes to a dramatic climax with the ""Pigs in Space"" installment.
Nov. 15, 1980
The Muppet Show Mac Davis 5x10 Mac Davis
Beaker tests Muppet Labs' new copier machine, ultimately falling into it and making seven copies of himself. The multiple Beakers gang up on Bunsen, and the doctor is forced to wear ...
Nov. 22, 1980
The Muppet Show Joan Baez 5x11 Joan Baez
Rizzo and the other rats bother Kermit for a spot on the show, so Kermit asks Beauregard to "take care of them." Of course, Bo takes that literally, and treats them as guests. The rats ...
Dec. 06, 1980
The Muppet Show Jean-Pierre Rampal 5x12 Jean-Pierre Rampal
Miss Piggy is cornered by flautist Jean-Pierre, who wants to speak French with her. She claims to have laryngitis, whispering, "My vocal coach told me not to speak French. I'm not even ...
Jan. 17, 1981
The Muppet Show Chris Langham 5x13 Chris Langham
A messenger brings a message from the scheduled guest star -- Benny Brillstein, the Yiddish yodeler. Benny refuses to be on the show, so Kermit asks Chris, the messenger boy, to be ...
Jan. 31, 1981
The Muppet Show Hal Linden 5x14 Hal Linden
Statler and Waldorf get their chance to do a better show than Kermit--they play host, while Kermit and Fozzie heckle from the balcony. Unfortunately, Statler and Waldorf's acts don't ...
Feb. 07, 1981
The Muppet Show Johnny Cash 5x15 Johnny Cash
In honor of Johnny Cash's appearance, the show is simulcast over country radio station WHOG, and the radio broadcast threatens to overwhelm the actual show. The head of WHOG, Big Tiny ...
Feb. 14, 1981
The Muppet Show Debbie Harry 5x16 Debbie Harry
Robin's Frog Scout troop visits the show, getting in everyone's way backstage. They ask Debbie for help earning their punk merit badges, and she teaches them how to do the pogo. When ...
Feb. 21, 1981
The Muppet Show Gene Kelly 5x17 Gene Kelly
Gene is under the impression that he's a "guest" -- that is, he's going to sit and watch, but not perform onstage. Frantic, Kermit tricks him into performing by asking him to give him ...
Feb. 28, 1981
The Muppet Show Paul Simon 5x18 Paul Simon
Paul inspires Gonzo to be a songwriter. Unfortunately, Gonzo writes songs like "For You": "For youuu... I'd wash my hair with stinky glue, I'd fry my legs and eat them too, I'd put ...
Apr. 25, 1981
The Muppet Show Gladys Knight 5x19 Gladys Knight
The theater is under repair, but the workers have to destroy in order to build. They take the roof right off, leaving this show victim to the elements.
May. 02, 1981
The Muppet Show Wally Boag 5x20 Wally Boag
In honor of vaudeville-influenced guest star Wally Boag, the Muppets salute vaudeville, with a balloon animal act, a bagpipe player and a hypnotist. Wally performs acts he made famous ...
May. 09, 1981
The Muppet Show Buddy Rich 5x21 Buddy Rich
Thanks to Gonzo's refrigerated mildew collection, the power goes out in the theater, and Beauregard almost electrocutes himself trying to fix it. Half of the acts have to perform in ...
May. 16, 1981
The Muppet Show Marty Feldman 5x22 Marty Feldman
The Muppets present their version of 1001 Arabian Nights, with guest star Marty Feldman playing the role of Scheherazade, telling tales to an evil Caliph (played by the Swedish Che ...
May. 23, 1981
The Muppet Show Senor Wences 5x23 Senor Wences
In honor of SeƱor Wences and his puppets, Kermit decides to do something new -- a puppet show! Fozzie wants to do a marionette act with a Dancing Clown puppet, but the marionette eventually ...
May. 30, 1981
The Muppet Show Melissa Manchester 5x24 Melissa Manchester
Kermit is plagued by a night of backstage crises. A group of skiers get hurt during the opening number, and after Kermit says that the theater will cover their medical costs, Scooter ...
Jun. 08, 1981
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Season 5 Characters

Himself - Host played by Kermit the Frog
Kermit the Frog voiced by Jim Henson
Waldorf voiced by Jim Henson
Statler voiced by Richard Hunt
Pops voiced by Jerry Nelson
Gonzo voiced by Dave Goelz
Miss Piggy voiced by Frank Oz
Fozzie Bear voiced by Frank Oz
Animal voiced by Frank Oz
Scooter voiced by Richard Hunt
Link Hogthrob voiced by Jim Henson
Janice voiced by Richard Hunt
Himself played by Roger Moore
Muppet Newsman voiced by Jim Henson
Beauregard voiced by Dave Goelz
Herself played by Brooke Shields
Rizzo the Rat voiced by Steve Whitmire
Floyd Pepper voiced by Jerry Nelson
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew voiced by Dave Goelz
Dr. Teeth voiced by Jim Henson
Quongo voiced by Jerry Nelson
Gaffer voiced by Kathryn Mullen
Dr. Julius Strangepork voiced by Jerry Nelson

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Season 5 Videos

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Season 5 Quotes

05x09 - Loretta Swit Season 5 / Episode 9: - Loretta Swit

Robin the Frog: Can we stay here while we work on our next merit badge?
Statler: Merit badge in what?
Robin the Frog: Grumpiness. [laughs]
05x11 - Joan Baez Season 5 / Episode 11: - Joan Baez

Kermit the Frog: OK, well, we've done a lot for the music-lovers on the show, so it's time we did something for the music-haters. So here he is, as threatened, the Great Gonzo singing a song. [cheers weakly] Yay. Uh, those of you with hearing aids may wish to remove the batteries.
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Season 5 Trivia

  • Episode 01 - This was the last episode taped, but not the last to be aired.
  • Episode 07 - Unlike some guests, Glenda Jackson was appreciated by the producers when she said, "You people know what you're up to. I'll do anything you write for me." With that complete freedom, the producers created the overall story of her going crazy as a pirate captain, hijacking the Muppet Theater itsel
  • Episode 14 - The closing number is the only time in the series that the stage is viewed from the perspective of Statler and Waldrof's box.
  • Episode 24 - Last show of the series.
  • Episode 09 - 'Deborah Harry' replaced 'Cher' who was originally supposed to guest star.

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