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	Season 2 / Episode 26: - Mijacogeo (a.k.a. The Frodis Caper) Davy: What's happened to Peter? Mike: Well, eh, he's probably not back from his dream yet. Micky: Impossible, man, Peter doesn't dream.
	Season 2 / Episode 26: - Mijacogeo (a.k.a. The Frodis Caper) Mike: You're telling me it was unbelievable. You think that was something, you ought to see what happens after the commercial.
	Season 2 / Episode 26: - Mijacogeo (a.k.a. The Frodis Caper) Davy: [Micky, Mike and Davy cram into a telephone booth to change into Monkeemen] Hold it! Micky: What, what? Davy: Look at that: Mike: What do you mean, hold it? Davy: [starts to read a sign] Federal Law W443 paragraph 7 prohibits the use of any public phonebooth for the purpose of changing into or out of secret identities. Micky: [gasps] But if we don't change into our secret identities, the entire television audience is doomed! Davy: Hey, look, look, it's the Heat! [Telephone Co. van drives by]
	Season 2 / Episode 26: - Mijacogeo (a.k.a. The Frodis Caper) Wizard Glick: My maniacally warped plan is almost complete! At last! And soon it will be Twelve O'Clock! Heh... heh, could you die? And they will! And then I will pull the Main Power Switch... which will activate the Magentic Freeble Energizer... which will release the incredible power of The Frodis! And with aid of villainous henchmen, I will control the minds of millions!
	Season 2 / Episode 26: - Mijacogeo (a.k.a. The Frodis Caper) Wizard Glick: Now what is it? My goodness. Henchman: Well, It's the Monkeemen monitor. It ain't been activated for years. Wizard Glick: Those incredible swine! Henchman: Not swine, Monkees.
	Season 2 / Episode 26: - Mijacogeo (a.k.a. The Frodis Caper) Micky: [reading from the Monkeemen manual] To dispose of a two-headed Org, jump up and down three times, roll a head of cabbage and giggle.
	Season 2 / Episode 26: - Mijacogeo (a.k.a. The Frodis Caper) Mike: Hey, wait a minute, guys, you know what? It's seven thirty, six thirty central time. It's time for The Monkees. I wonder if anybody around here has got a television set?
	Season 2 / Episode 26: - Mijacogeo (a.k.a. The Frodis Caper) Micky: Oh man, if we could only get in touch with somebody... Mike: How about Peter? Micky: No, he's at the pad. Mike: I... Mental telepathy! Davy: Oh, oh, you mean that psychedelic stuff? Mike: Yeay, all the groups are doing it, you know, psycho jello.
	Season 2 / Episode 26: - Mijacogeo (a.k.a. The Frodis Caper) Peter: This is incredible. I feel as if I though I were being compelled to move by a chant from the transcendental meditations of an Indian Mystic. Micky: [disembodied voice] No Peter, it's a chant I got with a cereal box-top. Peter: Oh. Micky: [cut to Micky and Mike in Eastern garb] Nam-Myoho-Renge-Kyo, it's working, it's working... Mike: How do you know, how do you know? Micky: I saw the last scene... I saw the last scene...
	Season 2 / Episode 26: - Mijacogeo (a.k.a. The Frodis Caper) Wizard Glick: [schrieking with laughter] I'll press the Freeble Energizer button there. [another shriek] It's working, it's working!
	Season 2 / Episode 26: - Mijacogeo (a.k.a. The Frodis Caper) Cop: Hey, it's eight thirty, seven thirty central. Time for Dragnet. Anybody got a TV set around here?
	Season 2 / Episode 26: - Mijacogeo (a.k.a. The Frodis Caper) Otto: Creebage? How do you play creebage?
	Season 2 / Episode 26: - Mijacogeo (a.k.a. The Frodis Caper) Micky: I can't stand to see a grown bush cry!
	Season 2 / Episode 26: - Mijacogeo (a.k.a. The Frodis Caper) Micky: Hurry up, what are you doing in there? Frodis: I am charging as fast as I can.
	Season 2 / Episode 26: - Mijacogeo (a.k.a. The Frodis Caper) Davy: [Nyles is staring blankly at the TV] Nyles! Oh no, has the TV got you too? Neighbor: What TV? Man, I'm always like this.
	Season 2 / Episode 26: - Mijacogeo (a.k.a. The Frodis Caper) Wizard Glick: I don't wanna fight anymore [laughs] I just wanna lay down on the grass and be cool.
	Season 2 / Episode 25: - Monkees Blow Their Minds Micky: Well, 'bye, Pete. Later, Pete. Listen, don't forget to write, Pete. And remember, the door's always open to ya, Pete! You can come home to the pad and all your frends! But write first, 'cause we're renting your room!
	Season 2 / Episode 25: - Monkees Blow Their Minds Micky: I've pored over all these mystical maps and charts, and I've read every book in the public library. Mike: So what did you learn? Micky: The Dewey Decimal System!
	Season 2 / Episode 25: - Monkees Blow Their Minds Mike Nesmith: You know that after I quit the show, I'm gonna join The Byrds, don't ya? Frank Zappa: [laughs] No, I didn't know that. Mike Nesmith: When you quit the Mothers, who are you gonna join? Frank Zappa: I may join The Byrds, too.
	Season 2 / Episode 25: - Monkees Blow Their Minds Mike Nesmith: Tell me, Frank Zappa, I've always wanted to have you to show me how to conduct, because I heard you were really spiffy at it. Frank Zappa: Will you follow me, then? Mike Nesmith: Why, you're on Television, I'm just one of the unpopular musicians. Teach me. Frank Zappa: No, it's the other way around. You're a popular musician, I'm dirty, gross and ugly.
	Season 2 / Episode 25: - Monkees Blow Their Minds The Great Oracullo: Look into my eyes. Deeply, deeply, ever so deeply, yes... deeply, deeply, what do you see? Peter: Dishonesty, cowardice and a lack of scruples. The Great Oracullo: Too deep. Try again.
	Season 2 / Episode 25: - Monkees Blow Their Minds The Great Oracullo: Oh Mr. Tork, why don't you join me in a cup of tea? Peter: Would you think we we'll both fit?
	Season 2 / Episode 25: - Monkees Blow Their Minds Latham: Alright, alright boys, that's enough, boys I get the idea. Davy: Oh, but Mr. Latham, no, you don't understand, you see... Latham: Oh, no need to apologize, all you've done is waist my time.
	Season 2 / Episode 25: - Monkees Blow Their Minds The Great Oracullo: And now, Mr. Tork, you will do everything exactly as I have told you to do. First... Peter: [in a trance] First I will kill Oracullo. The Great Oracullo: [shocked] Who told you to do that? Peter: He who secretly hates Oracullo and hasn't the guts to tell him. Rudy Bayshore: For a psychic slave you got a big mouth!
	Season 2 / Episode 25: - Monkees Blow Their Minds The Great Oracullo: The hiding place of a body is locked deeply into your unconsious. Now I want you to free your mind of all thought. [Mike takes a sip of his tea while pretendint to smoke a pipe] Good Now, eh, how do you feel? Mike: [faking amnesia] Oh, ah, ehm, toughtless. The Great Oracullo: Hmm. Look deeply... deeply, deeply into my eyes. Now what do you see? Mike: Cowardice, and ehm, dishonesty, and a general lack of scruples. The Great Oracullo: [facing camera] Maybe there's something in what they say.
	Season 2 / Episode 25: - Monkees Blow Their Minds Davy: It's no use, Micky, he won't budge. Micky: Well, we got to get him outta here before 'racullo gets back. Davy: [snaps fingers] I've got it: experimental psychology! Micky: [serious tone of voice] What's that? It sounds complicated! Davy: [hits Peter on the head with a big mallet] Actually, it's not.
	Season 2 / Episode 25: - Monkees Blow Their Minds The Great Oracullo: [Peter has broken free from his chains on the wall by Oraculo's command] [disembodied voice] You fool, that's not the way to the door! Peter: Well, what do you expect form a psychic slave?
	Season 2 / Episode 25: - Monkees Blow Their Minds The Great Oracullo: Ah, you sir, may I ask, what is your occupation? Lawyer: Yes, I'm a lawyer. The Great Oracullo: A lawyer, oh, let me see what I can see for the future... Ah yes, your future is assured! At the age of twenty nine, you will be the youngest judge ever to sit on the Supreme Court! [audience applaudes] Lawyer: But I'm already thirty five... The Great Oracullo: Then you should have come to see me sooner. [audience boos]
	Season 2 / Episode 24: - Some Like it Lukewarm (a.k.a. The Band Contest) Mike: Alright, where's the cash? Jerry Blavat: Cash? You guys don't even qualify! Where's the girl? Davy: Where's the girl? What are you, a contest manager or a house detective?
	Season 2 / Episode 24: - Some Like it Lukewarm (a.k.a. The Band Contest) Davy: Hey look, you guys, how, how are you gonna turn me into a woman? Micky: After all, what is a woman but a rag, a bone and a hank' o hair?

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