The Mind of the Married Man - Episode Quotes

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The Mind of the Married Man Quotes

	Unknown Episode: Mickey: In my next life, I'm coming back as a husband that takes a lot less shit!
	Unknown Episode: Mickey: Last year, 9 million dollars were spent on pornography. I figure, women spent about 36 bucks of that. Now, that's a big divide between men and women. Psychiatrist: You're saying that justifies you cheating on your wife? Mickey: No. I'm a card-carrying pervert. But, of that 9 million, I only pitched in a hundred bucks or so. What I'm saying is, that monogamy is unnatural. It's a circus act. You see that monkey, in the circus, riding a unicycle and you know it's not natural. He had to be taught to get that way. He kept trying and he kept falling. God bless the little guy. So, when he finally gets it right, I hope you could forgive him if he falls off and slips into a pile of elephant shit.
	Unknown Episode: Willa Ford: [stops dancing] Am I too young for you now? Mickey: No. No, you're perfect. Willa Ford: Not even in your dreams, old man.