The Man From U.N.C.L.E. - Episode Quotes

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	Season 4 / Episode 16: - The Seven Wonders of the World Affair (2) Robert Kingsley: Mr. Solo, you and I have fought the seemingly endless battle against evil. Don't you see this way - my way - the battle ends once and for all... in favor of good.
	Season 4 / Episode 5: - The Prince of Darkness Affair (2) Napoleon Solo: Anything new? Illya Kuryakin: Not much. A revolution in the Orient, a multi-million dollar train robbery in England, five kidnapped scientists and a plot to melt the polar ice caps. Napoleon Solo: Good. I think I'll take the afternoon off.
	Season 3 / Episode 16: - The Take Me to Your Leader Affair Illya Kuryakin: [to Coco] Would you mind turning around while I take the elastic out of my underpants?
	Season 3 / Episode 15: - The Jingle Bells Affair Priscilla Worth: Oh, Mr. Solo, you are a gay one, aren't you? Napoleon Solo: Only on holidays.
	Season 2 / Episode 11: - The Virtue Affair Illya Kuryakin: What was this man's crime? Guard: Stupidity.
	Season 2 / Episode 9: - The Deadly Toys Affair Effie van Donck: There are two times when I should not be interrupted. Napoleon Solo: When is that? Effie van Donck: One is when I'm talking to my nephew. The other is when I'm talking, period.
	Season 2 / Episode 6: - The Re-Collector's Affair Gregori Valetti: We hunt. We find. We kill.
	Season 2 / Episode 6: - The Re-Collector's Affair Illya Kuryakin: Your friends are such complicated people.
	Season 2 / Episode 6: - The Re-Collector's Affair Demos: You are an imaginative man. Napoleon Solo: Not really. Just stubborn.
	Season 2 / Episode 2: - The Alexander the Greater Affair (2) Alexander: What's she doing here? She's supposed to be dead.
	Season 2 / Episode 2: - The Alexander the Greater Affair (2) Dr. Kavon: [holding gun on Kuryakin] Coffee, tea or milk?
	Season 2 / Episode 2: - The Alexander the Greater Affair (2) Alexander: I have something for you, Mr. Kavon. A gift. Dr. Kavon: [holding gun on Kuryakin] Yes, I should do some work on my experiments. Illya Kuryakin: What sort of experiments? Alexander: Just something to take your mind off this unpleasantness. Illya Kuryakin: What sort of experiments?
	Season 2 / Episode 2: - The Alexander the Greater Affair (2) Napoleon Solo: [surprises thug who thinks the agent is unconscious] The trick is not to inhale. [kicks thug in head]
	Season 2 / Episode 2: - The Alexander the Greater Affair (2) Illya Kuryakin: [as Napoleon Solo begins to unwrap his mummy bandages] I suppose I'll have to find myself a new tailor.
	Season 2 / Episode 1: - The Alexander the Greater Affair (1) Napoleon Solo: So shall it be written. So shall it be done.
	Season 2 / Episode 1: - The Alexander the Greater Affair (1) Illya Kuryakin: Good hunting.
	Season 2 / Episode 1: - The Alexander the Greater Affair (1) Mr. Kavon: What do you think of the human condition? Illya Kuryakin: I'm in favor of it.
	Season 1 / Episode 28: - The Girls of Nazarone Affair Napoleon Solo: Napoleon Solo: What's up... doc?
	Season 1 / Episode 28: - The Girls of Nazarone Affair Illya Kuryakin: Illya Kuryakin: She was dead the minute the serum entered her body.
	Season 1 / Episode 25: - The Never-Never Affair Napoleon Solo: Well, how about that... Mandy Stevenson: Oh! Oh, you're wonderful, Napoleon! Napoleon Solo: I am, aren't I? Astonishing.
	Season 1 / Episode 25: - The Never-Never Affair Napoleon Solo: [checking body of THRUSH killer after shootout in movie theater as film continues to play] Too bad. He'll never see how it turned out.
	Season 1 / Episode 20: - The Bow-Wow Affair Illya Kuryakin: No man is free who works for a living.
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - The Shark Affair Napoleon Solo: Is this grip necessary?
	Unknown Episode: Christopher Larson: Be careful Mr. Solo, please? Napoleon Solo: I'll be a study in caution.
	Unknown Episode: Napoleon Solo: [after her boss is killed] Isn't it common to follow your boss using the Japanese custom of Hara Kiri? Tomo: You got the wrong century, Jack.
	Unknown Episode: Illya Kuryakin: The next harvest is scheduled for the 20th. Today is the 17th. That gives you three days. Napoleon Solo: Exactly three days; that's a relief. I thought it was going to be a rush job.
	Unknown Episode: Illya Kuryakin: It's a handicap isn't it? Being so obviously American?
	Unknown Episode: Napoleon Solo: People who straddle both sides of the street end up sitting in the middle.
	Unknown Episode: Marcel Rudolph: You can't leave me here. They'll kill me. Napoleon Solo: Not if you run fast enough.
	Unknown Episode: Mr. Alexander Waverly: How is that leg of yours coming along? Napoleon Solo: Healing faster than my dignity.