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	Season 2 / Episode 13: - Obsession J.D. Dunne: [after a outlaw has knocked J.D.'s hat off his head] Are you about a hundred pounds of stupid? [bends down and picks his had up]
	Season 2 / Episode 11: - Lady Killers Casey Wells: You sure look handsome today, Ezra. Ezra Standish: Why, thank you, Casey. Casey Wells: Fact, I always thought you were the handsomest of all the seven. Ezra Standish: And I always thought you were a very perceptive young lady. Casey Wells: Um, you think I'm pretty? Ezra Standish: As a picture. Casey Wells: Good, 'cause I was wondering if you wanted to go to the livery stable with me, sow some wild oats. Ezra Standish: [chokes on his drink] Uh, my darling girl! Casey Wells: If you're worried about JD shootin' you or something, it doesn't matter. Him and me are through. Come on. Ezra Standish: I- I- I'm, uh, sorry to hear that, but, unfortunately, that does not relieve me of my obligation. Casey Wells: What obligation? Ezra Standish: To the, uh, the - the... the brotherhood... of man. Uh, you see there's an unspoken rule which states that one must observe a waiting period before - before... courting a friend's former paramour. Casey Wells: I'll bet that waiting period would be about 2 minutes, if you wanted. [tosses the rest of his drink in his face then storms out hitting Vin with the bat wing door] Vin: Ow! Oooh! Well done, Ezra. Ezra Standish: What just happened there?
	Season 2 / Episode 10: - Penance Ezra Standish: Well, sleep tight... don't let the, ah... well you know the rest.
	Season 2 / Episode 10: - Penance Sheriff Stane: [coming out from the courthouse to pick up his gunbelt] You stole my bullets. J.D. Dunne: You be careful, mister. We'll send 'em back.
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - Chinatown Buck: A deck with six kings! That is something you don't see every day! Ezra Standish: [absolutely astonished that he was cheated] You sir, have violated me.
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - The Trial Nathan: It's not like you ridin' off alone to save the day. What's come over you? Ezra: I'll let you know when I figure it out.
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - The Trial Ezra Standish: [Nathan accuses Ezra of keeping Li Pong for himself] Sir, I take umbrage at that heinous accusation.
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - The Trial Buck: [to J.D. about Inez] Don't even think about it, boy! She'll steal the chitlins your eatin' and make you lick the plate.
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - The Trial Lei Pan: [assuming that Ezra will want to sleep with her] Then you don't want to? Ezra Standish: [realizing what she means] Well, I-I am a man. I'll always w-want to.
	Season 2 / Episode 6: - Wagon Train (2) Chris Larabee: [Vin just let the woman he loves leave] You alright? Vin: Most of me.
	Season 2 / Episode 6: - Wagon Train (2) Nathan Jackson: Lord, you got no shame, Ezra.
	Season 2 / Episode 6: - Wagon Train (2) Ezra Standish: There's gold in that ground, and the anticipation of it is burning a hole in my stomach.
	Season 2 / Episode 6: - Wagon Train (2) Nathan Jackson: [setting of a booby trap which launches Ezra into a tree] Yep, that works. Ezra Standish: That's not kind. Not kind at all.
	Season 2 / Episode 5: - Wagon Train (1) Chris Larabee: You gonna pull that piece or is your hand just restin' on it?
	Season 2 / Episode 5: - Wagon Train (1) Vin: [to Charlotte] If you were mine, I'd never let you go. I'd just thank God everyday for puttin' you on this earth.
	Season 2 / Episode 4: - Vendetta Josiah: An eye for an eye leaves us... blind.
	Season 2 / Episode 4: - Vendetta Vin: [helping J.D. off the floor after having been thrown to the ground by one of Nichols boys] You alright, kid? J.D. Dunne: Yeah, I'm fine. Just dustin' the floors. Ezra Standish: [regarding Mrs. Nichols] And I thought my mother was bad.
	Season 2 / Episode 4: - Vendetta Ma Nichols: Look at yourself. You're not a man of God. You're a... philistine. A handyman. Josiah: Jesus was pretty good with a hammer.
	Season 2 / Episode 3: - Love and Honor Buck: Hold on there, fancy pants. Nobody said anything about swords.
	Season 2 / Episode 3: - Love and Honor Ezra Standish: He'd eat you like half a sandwich.
	Season 2 / Episode 3: - Love and Honor Inez Rocios: Gracias. Buck: Oh, I bet that was hard for you to say. Inez Rocios: You have no idea.
	Season 2 / Episode 3: - Love and Honor Buck: You touch that woman again and you'll see a real insult.
	Season 2 / Episode 3: - Love and Honor Vin: [after a brief gunfight on Chris' property] So much for peace and quiet.
	Season 2 / Episode 3: - Love and Honor Nathan Jackson: [Buck has just been publicly rejected by Inez] Let me translate for you Buck! Ezra Standish, Nathan Jackson: NEVER! Buck: Oh, hell, it wasn't that funny!
	Season 2 / Episode 2: - Sins of the Past Ezra Standish: What does eveyone in this town want to do? What does every visitor here want to do? Nathan: Leave?
	Season 2 / Episode 2: - Sins of the Past Lucy: Buck, honey. Buck: I think you can drop the honey part.
	Season 2 / Episode 2: - Sins of the Past Vin: Ah, you know me, Chris. I ain't afraid a dyin'. I just don't want to go out like that. Strung up like some mangy dog.
	Season 2 / Episode 2: - Sins of the Past Ezra Standish: He'd eat you like half a sandwich.
	Season 2 / Episode 2: - Sins of the Past Ezra Standish: I was not made for honest labor.
	Season 2 / Episode 2: - Sins of the Past Ezra Standish: You know what this means. Maude Standish: A little war? Ezra Standish: I'll run you into the ground. Maude Standish: Well, we'll just see who buries whom Ezra Standish: Well then, the gauntlet is thrown.

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