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	Season 2 / Episode 5: - Butterfly And The Bog Beast Ms. Valerie Frizzle: Well what a surprise! We're a different size!
	Season 1 / Episode 12: - Gets Ants In The Pants Ralphie Tennelli: I smell like an ant... just what I always wanted. Ms. Valerie Frizzle: Really Ralphie? Me too!
	Season 1 / Episode 8: - In The Haunted House Carlos Ramon: Cornelia, if you're out there, will you help me make this thing sound right? [At that moment, a clap of thunder pierces the eerie silence] Arnold: Uh, Carlos, Miss Frizzle said if you kept asking questions, you'd keep getting answers. W-was that an answer?
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - For Lunch Ralphie Tennelli: Man, if the small intestine was scuba world, the large intestine must be - smell world!
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - For Lunch Ralphie Tennelli: I get it! the blood steam is kind of like a - pizza delivery service, except it delivers energy!
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - For Lunch Wanda Li: [ghostly] Arrrrrrrnollllllld... Arnold: Huh? I've heard my stomach growl before, but - talk? Wanda Li: Arrrrrrrnollllllld - are you about to eat Ralphie's mallowblasterrrr? Arnold: Uh, no... I-I mean, yes! Eeeee! Wait a second! Who is this? Wanda Li: This is your conscience, Arnold. You know you musn't eat Ralphie's mallowblaster. Besides, you're not even hungry. Arnold: Not hungry? But I could eat a - Wanda Li: You just think you're hungry, but what you really are is - thirsty. Arnold: I am? Wanda Li: Trust me, you are. Now there's a nice bottle of seltzer in Wanda's lunchbag. That's what you really want. Arnold: [hesitantly reaching for the seltzer] Well - OK, I-I guess. Hey, how come it's OK to drink Wanda's seltzer, but it's not OK to eat Ralphie's mallowblaster? Wanda Li: Because Wanda is a far kinder, more generous human being then Ralphie when it comes to sharing. Arnold: Then how come when she gets a mallowblaster, she hogs it all to herself? Wanda Li: Look, I'm your conscience, all right? Just do what I say and drink the seltzer. Now! Arnold: [to Liz] Time me. [drinks the seltzer]
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Gets Lost In Space Ralphie Tennelli: [about an asteroid] Look! A flying potato!
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Gets Lost In Space Janet: Arnold told me all about your field trips, Dorothy Ann. Dorothy Ann: [alarmed] What did he say! Janet: That they were, and I quote, "highly unusual".
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Gets Lost In Space Keesha Franklin: It's probably cold down there because Saturn's pretty far away from the sun. Tim: But Ms. Frizzle said "cold and dark". Janet: It could be very, very dark on Saturn! Carlos Ramon: Oh, no you don't! You just want to grab more stuff! Janet: Hey, I'm just trying to help! If you want to play "Let's Find Ms. Frizzle Without A Map" for the rest of your life, that's fine with me!
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Gets Lost In Space Arnold: Ms. Frizzle could be on Saturn, couldn't she? Wanda Li: Okay, Arnold, but it's YOUR job to keep your crazy cousin under control!
	Unknown Episode: Arnold: I knew I should've stayed home today!
	Unknown Episode: Phoebe Terese: I might have made a mistake about that lizard. And I might have made a mistake about that jackrabbit. And I might have even made a mistake about that tortoise, but there's one thing I know I'm not wrong about. Arnold: How much you wish you'd stayed home today?
	Unknown Episode: Phoebe Terese: I know Arnold likes rocks, but do you really think he'd swallow one?
	Unknown Episode: Miss Frizzle: Seatbelts, everyone! Arnold: Please let this be a normal field trip. All: With the Frizz? No way!
	Unknown Episode: Miss Frizzle: Take chances, make mistakes, get messy.
	Unknown Episode: Arnold: Carlos!
	Unknown Episode: Miss Frizzle: Bus, do your stuff!
	Unknown Episode: Dorothy Ann: According to my research...
	Unknown Episode: Miss Frizzle: To the bus!
	Unknown Episode: Arnold: It's too cold. Dorothy Ann: I guess there's no heater in a bus-igator because it's a reptile. Arnold: Then move the bus-igator to where it's warmer. Dorothy Ann: [Engine won't turn over] I can't do that either. The bus-igator isn't working. Arnold: It's probably too cold, that's why.
	Unknown Episode: Wanda Li: What'll happen if the sound of Carlos's instrument stays... Wanda Li: ...just like that? Dorothy Ann: Oh, our concerto will be ruined. All the other schools will laugh at us, and it'll be the end of the world as we know it. Other than that? Nothing.
	Unknown Episode: Phoebe Terese: C'mon, Arnold, let him go. It's just an egg. Arnold: But it's Dr. Skeledon's egg. And it's up to me to get it back to her! Phoebe Terese: Gee, what a guy!
	Unknown Episode: Arnold: Ms. Frizzle could be on Saturn, couldn't she? Wanda Li: Okay, Arnold, but it's YOUR job to keep your crazy cousin under control!
	Unknown Episode: Wanda Li: Cheer up, Arnold. A famous poet once said, "All the world's a field trip, and all the kids in our class are merely guinea pigs"... or did Ms. Frizzle say that?
	Unknown Episode: Wanda Li: [of the robot] He doesn't move or bend! Phoebe Terese: He doesn't do anything! Keesha Franklin: Haha! Just like Ralphie!
	Unknown Episode: Keesha Franklin: They're not drinking blood. It's tomato juice! Like Ms. Frizzle served at the class picnic!
	Unknown Episode: Ralphie Tennelli: [about an asteroid] Look! A flying potato!
	Unknown Episode: Wanda Li: What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?
	Unknown Episode: Phoebe Terese: [reading the feeding chart at a reptile health spa] Feed the lizards only once a week? And the alligators only once a month! How inhumane!
	Unknown Episode: Janet: Arnold told me all about your field trips, Dorothy Ann. Dorothy Ann: [alarmed] What did he say! Janet: That they were, and I quote, "highly unusual".

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