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03x02 - The Ricardos Go to Japan Season 3 / Episode 2: - The Ricardos Go to Japan

Lucy Ricardo: Geisha Girl now take Coffee Break... Uh, Tea Break.
02x03 - Lucy Goes to Alaska Season 2 / Episode 3: - Lucy Goes to Alaska

Ethel Mertz: Oh, now Rick. It's kind of cozy.
Lucy Ricardo: Yeah. Be it ever so humble, there's no place like Nome. [Lucy and Ethel laugh, but Ricky is not amused]
Ricky Ricardo: Things aren't bad enough, huh?
Ethel Mertz: [stops Fred from getting into the bed] Just a minute. We're going to do this democratically. We're going to draw to see who sleeps where.
Ricky Ricardo: That's right. [picks up his hat and holds it up]
Lucy Ricardo: Me first. Me first.
Ricky Ricardo: Ah, ah, ah. No cheating.
Lucy Ricardo: My mother... told me... to chose... you. [pulls out and reads piece of paper] The HAMMOCK!
Ricky Ricardo: Don't blame me, blame your mother.
Ethel Mertz: I'll go last.

Ethel Mertz: What'd you get, Fred. What'd you get?
Fred Mertz: [looking down at the sleeping bag on the floor] None of your business and get your big feet off my bed.
02x02 - Lucy Makes Room for Danny Season 2 / Episode 2: - Lucy Makes Room for Danny

Danny Williams: [Half awake] Honey? Honey, is that you?
Lucy Ricardo: [out of view of Danny and not wanting her intrusion to be discovered] Huh?
Danny Williams: Is that you, Kathy?
Lucy Ricardo: Uh-huh.
Danny Williams: Aren't you going in to New York, baby?
Lucy Ricardo: Uh-uh.
Danny Williams: Oh good. I'm glad. How about getting daddy a cup of coffee? Huh? Sweetheart? A cup of coffee, dear.

Danny Williams: I don't think it's such a hot idea, this commuting, honey. I miss you. You miss me?
Lucy Ricardo: Uh-huh.
Danny Williams: I miss you a lot. I don't get to see you much more any more. Living in the country like this.

Danny Williams: Sweetie?
Lucy Ricardo: Yeah?
Danny Williams: How about that coffee?
Lucy Ricardo: Um-hum. [tries to casually stroll past the bed. Danny playfully slaps her on the backside, mortifying her]
Danny Williams: Morning, beautiful! Come here, lover. [Pulls her to bed with her back facing him and kisses her back and neck, while Lucy grimaces in horror]
02x02 - Lucy Makes Room for Danny Season 2 / Episode 2: - Lucy Makes Room for Danny

Kathy Williams: I would like to know what your wife was doing in our bedroom, scratching my husband's back!
Danny Williams: Yeah, so would I.
Kathy Williams: You be quiet!
Ricky Ricardo: Why were you scratching his back?
Lucy Ricardo: Why was I scratching his back?
Ricky Ricardo: You heard me!
Lucy Ricardo: He asked me to.
Kathy Williams: Ah, hah. WHY did you ask her to scratch your back?
Ricky Ricardo: Yeah, why, WHY?
Danny Williams: [wide-eyed and innocently] It itched.
01x03 - Lucy Hunts Uranium Season 1 / Episode 3: - Lucy Hunts Uranium

Ricky Ricardo: Boy, what a terrible road.
Lucy Ricardo: Yeah, it's all torn up. I wonder why they didn't put up a detour sign.
Ricky Ricardo: You know what I can't understand is why we haven't passed the Mertzes. [Sees Fred MacMurray's car stuck in a pool of asphalt] Look!
Fred MacMurray: Hey, my car's stuck!
Lucy Ricardo: [Mockingly and with delight] Ohhhhhh. BYE!
Fred MacMurray: [Watches the Ricardos speed away] Hey!
01x02 - The Celebrity Next Door Season 1 / Episode 2: - The Celebrity Next Door

Lucy Ricardo: Are you asking me to leave?
Tallulah Bankhead: 'Throwing you out' would be more appropriate.
Lucy Ricardo: Let me tell you something, Tallulah Bankhead, I've been thrown out of better places than this!
Tallulah Bankhead: You have never BEEN in better places than this!
01x02 - The Celebrity Next Door Season 1 / Episode 2: - The Celebrity Next Door

Lucy Ricardo: [Ethel, posing as the Ricardos' maid, is lavishing praise on Tallulah Bankhead while serving dinner] Ethel... Ethel Mae... will you PLEASE stop boring Miss Bankhead?
Tallulah Bankhead: [Slowly turns to face Lucy] When Miss Bankhead is bored, Miss Bankhead will let you know.
01x02 - The Celebrity Next Door Season 1 / Episode 2: - The Celebrity Next Door

Lucy Ricardo: [Ethel, posing as the Ricardos' maid, is lavishing praise on Tallulah Bankhead while serving dinner] Ethel... Ethel Mae... will you PLEASE stop boring Miss Bankhead?
Tallulah Bankhead: [slowly turns to face Lucy] When Miss Bankhead is bored, Miss Bankhead will let you know.
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Ricky Ricardo: I'm terrible at remembering names.
Tallulah Bankhead: Oh, so am I. That's why I call everybody darling.
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Lucy Ricardo: Let me get this straight, Ms. Bankhead. Are you asking me to leave your home?
Tallulah Bankhead: Throwing you out would be more accurate.
Lucy Ricardo: Well, I have been thrown out of better places than this!
Tallulah Bankhead: You have never been in better places than this!
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Lucy Ricardo: But how's Ricky ever going to find out who took the pearls?
Ethel Mertz: He'll ask me and I'll confess.
Lucy Ricardo: Why?
Ethel Mertz: Because while he's asking me, he'll have his fingers around my throat!


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