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 | Season 1 / Episode 5: - Year of the Dog Russ: I have a beef with general cheng ming. Sounds delicious right? It's not. He's their secretary of transportation. years ago we tangoed over the merger of a regional carrier in Shangdung Province. And by regional carrier I mean whore. And by whore I mean my exwife, Barbara. Sam Sullivan: Oh my god. Russ: That's right oh my god. I came back from negotiating to take a spa at the hotel, I find my wife gobbling Cheng's dumplings. Hey, he was a grade A chef, cooked great chicken, scallions, little minced garlic, then he corked my wife. [pause] I'm hungry, has anyone ordered lunch yet? |
| Season 1 / Episode 5: - Year of the Dog Meryl: If you pull a boner, it's going to be on me. |
| Season 1 / Episode 5: - Year of the Dog Lizzy: You'll do great Sam. Just pretend it's a very important presentation you have to do well on or you'll let everyone down, especially Meryl. Sam Sullivan: That's exactly what it is. Lizzy: Yay, what do I win? |
| Season 1 / Episode 5: - Year of the Dog Lizzy: [During a blackout] Wait. Who's touching me? Oh, it's me! I'm so soft. |
| Season 1 / Episode 5: - Year of the Dog Airport Security Officer: Sir, we are a federal agency independent of the airline. We are the first line of defence in homeland security. We take our responsibility to this nation very seriously. Sam Sullivan: I'll give you eight bucks. Airport Security Officer: I'm turning around. |
| Season 1 / Episode 5: - Year of the Dog Meryl: Scared? Sam Sullivan: What? No! Meryl: Should be. When Russ gave me my shot I couldn't eat, drink, sleep, snort, shoot, smoke or sit down. Know what I did? My doorman, then I prepared like hell. |
| Season 1 / Episode 5: - Year of the Dog Meryl: Dogs are like men Sam, they love being dominated. |
| Season 1 / Episode 5: - Year of the Dog Meryl: If you'll excuse me, we're having what we in America like to call a little obstacle, or what you like to call a protesting student. |
| Season 1 / Episode 4: - Trouble in the Saddle Lizzy: Here's some old Halloween stuff! Slutty nurse... Slutty maid... Slutty slut... Oh here, try this on: Slutty Scarecrow |
| Season 1 / Episode 4: - Trouble in the Saddle Sam Sullivan: Four? Who has a party at four? Sully Sullivan: The unemployed Sam, try to be sensitive. |
| Season 1 / Episode 4: - Trouble in the Saddle Airbus Executive: What is wrong with your man child? |
| Season 1 / Episode 4: - Trouble in the Saddle Russ: France and America. We used to be pals. Look at us now! Squabbling like drunk Belgians at a gay pride parade. |
| Season 1 / Episode 4: - Trouble in the Saddle Lizzy: You've a lot to give. A lot. I know. I've seen it. |
| Season 1 / Episode 3: - Tiger Express Sully Sullivan: If there's one thing I've learnt in my one day of work, it's that life's too short. And I may have a learning disability. |
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