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01x09 - Diagnosis: Jimmy Season 1 / Episode 9: - Diagnosis: Jimmy

Yves Adele Harlow: What do you want me to do?
James 'Jimmy' Bond: Computers. Hack into the memory banks of the... you know. Do the thing with the Internet. Look up the file with the - on the computer, so that we can bust the guy.
01x07 - Planet of the Frohikes Season 1 / Episode 7: - Planet of the Frohikes

Melvin Frohike: Feel free to call me an idiot, Yves.
Yves Adele Harlow: You're an idiot, Frohike.
01x05 - Three Men and a Smoking Diaper Season 1 / Episode 5: - Three Men and a Smoking Diaper

Jimmy Bond: Me? I'm with... 60 Minutes!
01x05 - Three Men and a Smoking Diaper Season 1 / Episode 5: - Three Men and a Smoking Diaper

Langly: [unsuccessful at stopping a baby crying] We tried everything. We fed him. We changed him. I even read him bedtime stories about the F.B.I.'s illegal collection of internet surveillance data.
Melvin Frohike: This kid refuses to negotiate.
Yves Adele Harlow: Even you're not that stupid, Frohike. He won't quit crying until you give him what he wants.
Melvin Frohike: [shares a look with Langly, then they glance at Yves' chest] Free the prisoners.
01x04 - Like Water for Octane Season 1 / Episode 4: - Like Water for Octane

Langly: I spent two solid weeks creating this medieval civilization from the ground up.
01x04 - Like Water for Octane Season 1 / Episode 4: - Like Water for Octane

Richard 'Ringo' Langly: This game isn't about violence. It's about empire building. I spent two solid weeks creating this medival civilization from the ground up.
Melvin Frohike: Yet you're still a 32 year old virgin. The irony!
01x04 - Like Water for Octane Season 1 / Episode 4: - Like Water for Octane

Frohike: Yeah, and you're still a thirty-two year old virgin!
01x03 - Eine Kleine Frohike Season 1 / Episode 3: - Eine Kleine Frohike

Frohike: Prepare to get mooned!
01x03 - Eine Kleine Frohike Season 1 / Episode 3: - Eine Kleine Frohike

Melvin Frohike: Ma, I've been dressing myself since I was 40!
01x02 - Bond, Jimmy Bond Season 1 / Episode 2: - Bond, Jimmy Bond

Frohike: A *blind* football team?
01x02 - Bond, Jimmy Bond Season 1 / Episode 2: - Bond, Jimmy Bond

Jimmy Bond: You guys fight the lost causes. I wanna help!
01x02 - Bond, Jimmy Bond Season 1 / Episode 2: - Bond, Jimmy Bond

Melvin Frohike: [cellphone rings] Hello?

Melvin Frohike: AAARRRGH! Get off! You're crushing my pelvis!
Yves Adele Harlow: [on phone] Is it Byers? Should I call back?
Melvin Frohike: No! It's not Byers! It's a very large man!
01x01 - Pilot Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot

Guard: Full body cavity search!


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