Craig Ferguson

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By August of 1994, Craig Ferguson was established as one of Great Britain's leading comedians - he had ...

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Season 5, Episode 77	Season 5, Episode 35

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Craig Ferguson: It's eight years, now, isn't it? Um, what happened eight years ago, wh- it's such a terrible assault, such a, such an awful shock, such a, such a world-changing moment, and, and then, um... and, and of course it sent us reeling, and, and then, and then it started off a whole chain of events, and that was all, oh god, and, and - uh, the event in itself was - was - was cataclysmic. But, um... we're still here. And we're better than ever. And we're gonna *be* here. And I know that this, uh, this show goes out on, um, you know, uh... uh, the Internet, and, and computers, and, you know and people pirate it, and, you know - I, I can't think for the life of me why they do this, but... but it, but, but this happens, so, so there - it, it's conceivable - it's conceivable that, um, that even people who do not like the United States of America will see this show, who, people who are, uh, not our friends may be able to see this show. So, if you are watching, first of all, - - - -. And then - and then...

Craig Ferguson: Please, please - please, it, it - I'm preparing a speech for the United Nations. And also...

Craig Ferguson: And secondly, uh, you should probably be in possession of some information: We're not goin' anywhere. We're not goin' anywhere - not now, not then, not in the future, we're not goin' anywhere. We're here; we are the United States of America. We are *more* than a country; we are a dream.

Craig Ferguson: And we're not goin' anywhere.

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Craig Ferguson: Self help books are pointless. Here's something for you... Men are from Mars, women are from Venus, and self help books are from Uranus.

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