1x04 Lies, Lies, Lies - The L Word Episode Guide

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- Episode 01x04

Episode: 01x04
Title: Lies, Lies, Lies
Type: Regular Episode
Production Code: 104
First Aired: Feb. 08, 2004

Season 1 » Episode #04 - Lies, Lies, Lies

Summary: Jenny confides in her old college professor about her affair with Marina. Bette receives some delightful news. Dana's fears of being outed continue as she juggles between her tennis career and Lara. Alice's mother comes to stay with her daughter.

Who appeared in this episode?

Peggy Peabody	played by Holland Taylor
Lenore Pieszecki	played by Anne Archer
Nick Barashkov	played by Julian Sands
Lisa	played by Devon Gummersall
Franklin Phillips	played by Michael Tomlinson
Tess	played by Audra Ricketts
Helen	played by Camille Sullivan
Stacy	played by Heidi Iro
James	played by Preston Cook

Season 1 / Episode 4: - Lies, Lies, Lies

Alice: [Tina is urinating on a strip for her pregnancy test] How do you not pee on your hand?
Tina: You just aim below the clit.
Alice: Oh, really?
Tina: Yeah, where did you think pee came out of?
Alice: I dunno, there's a lot going on down there.

Season 1 / Episode 4: - Lies, Lies, Lies

Alice: Look, why don't I just pay what my mom owes you so she can get her luggage out of her room and check herself out of here. Now, how much does she owe you?
Hotel Manager: Well, I have a printout of the bill right here. That will be $5,968.42.
Alice: [stunned] I'm sorry... could you repeat...
Hotel Manager: Five-thousand... nine-hundred... sixty-eight dollars... and forty-two cents. Will that be cash, check or credit card?
Alice: [grabs the bill and looks at it] What? This is outrageous! How can one person spend over five thousand dollars on a hotel room?
Hotel Manager: [points to the bill] Well, let's see. She stayed in the Super Star Suite, our most luxurious room. The suite is $950 a night, plus tax. She was here for five nights. She ordered room service five or six times a day, and she made a few phone calls.

Alice: [quietly to herself] Oh, Mother...

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