The King of Queens 6x21 Tank Heaven

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First Aired: Apr. 07, 2004 on CBS

Summary: Carrie wants to start hanging out with people from her office and Doug hates the idea. Carrie forces him to go along with it, so Doug decides to get back at her by doing embarassing things while she is out of the room to drive them away.Danny and Spence realize that women like men who take…
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Main Characters in this Episode

Guest Stars

Whitey	played by Bill Erwin
Pool Player	played by Jackie Flynn
Dennis	played by Eddie Pepitone
Peter	played by Michael James Reed
Waiter	played by Jeff Weidemann
Emily	played by Amy Farrington
Offended Friend	played by Robin Gwynne
Kate	played by Andrea Savage

Episode Quotes

Doug Heffernan: What are you doing?
Danny Heffernan: What?
Deacon Palmer: You're taking all the cheese.
Danny Heffernan: It came up with the chip.
Doug Heffernan: Yeah, 'cause you grabbed the nucleus.
Danny Heffernan: What?
Doug Heffernan: Every pile of nachos has one main chip that holds the whole thing together... the nucleus. You don't take the nucleus, you work around it. You honor it.
Deacon Palmer: That's Nachos 101, man.

Carrie Heffernan: Did you make them touch your belly hair?
Doug Heffernan: What?
Carrie Heffernan: DID you?
Doug Heffernan: I have no idea what you're sayin'!
Carrie Heffernan: Did you lift up your shirt and make Peter and Ellen touch your belly hair?
Doug Heffernan: Yeah, and then I threw on a G-string and gave them a little lap dance, yeah!

Carrie Heffernan: Emily and Peter blew us off again tonight.
Doug Heffernan: Really? That's weird.
Carrie Heffernan: They said they had to go bird shopping. Who goes bird shopping on a Saturday night? Who goes bird shopping?

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