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01x04 - Foot Season 1 / Episode 4: - Foot

Mike McNeill: Look, Tino, we're not looking for information, okay? We got a call this morning somebody found a foot in a bag outside an apartment building and we want to know if it means anything.
Tino: Yeah, it means you got a foot in a bag.
Mike McNeill: You don't know anybody who would do something like that?
Tino: Nah, it's a lot of work cutting off a foot. Then you gotta find a bag.
01x01 - Pilot Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot

Mike McNeill: Hey, Billybob! Move your ass!
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Mike McNeill: What the hell is this?
Frank: It's coffee. Almond Maple Roast.
Mike McNeil: When did Baskin-Robbins start making coffee? Echhh.
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Mike McNeil: Thank you for your time.
Restaurant employee: Are you really a cop?
Mike McNeil: Yeah.
Restaurant employee: So, you're like, in the "Bird Homicide" department.

Restaurant employee: See ya later, bird detective!
Mike McNeil: Ok, you want to know why I'm investigating this? This whole bird poisoning thing, it's a part of a much bigger conspiracy. Can you keep a secret?
Restaurant employee: Yeah, sure.
Mike McNeil: That is the biggest zit I've seen in my entire life.
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Arrested Criminal: [Mike pulls a taxi driver out of a his cab after a wise remark and proceeds to beat the hell out of him.] Damn! Is your partner crazy?
Terrence 'Pip' Phillips: No, he just quit smoking.
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Jan Fendrich: So what is it about the idea of two women having sex that's such a turn on for guys?
Mike McNeill: Well, it's like the idea of one woman having sex, only... it's two.
Jan Fendrich: Oh, well, thanks for clearing that up.


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