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 | Season 1 / Episode 4: - Foot Mike McNeill: Look, Tino, we're not looking for information, okay? We got a call this morning somebody found a foot in a bag outside an apartment building and we want to know if it means anything. Tino: Yeah, it means you got a foot in a bag. Mike McNeill: You don't know anybody who would do something like that? Tino: Nah, it's a lot of work cutting off a foot. Then you gotta find a bag. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Mike McNeill: Hey, Billybob! Move your ass! |
 | Unknown Episode: Mike McNeill: What the hell is this? Frank: It's coffee. Almond Maple Roast. Mike McNeil: When did Baskin-Robbins start making coffee? Echhh. |
| Unknown Episode: Mike McNeil: Thank you for your time. Restaurant employee: Are you really a cop? Mike McNeil: Yeah. Restaurant employee: So, you're like, in the "Bird Homicide" department. Restaurant employee: See ya later, bird detective! Mike McNeil: Ok, you want to know why I'm investigating this? This whole bird poisoning thing, it's a part of a much bigger conspiracy. Can you keep a secret? Restaurant employee: Yeah, sure. Mike McNeil: That is the biggest zit I've seen in my entire life. |
| Unknown Episode: Arrested Criminal: [Mike pulls a taxi driver out of a his cab after a wise remark and proceeds to beat the hell out of him.] Damn! Is your partner crazy? Terrence 'Pip' Phillips: No, he just quit smoking. |
| Unknown Episode: Jan Fendrich: So what is it about the idea of two women having sex that's such a turn on for guys? Mike McNeill: Well, it's like the idea of one woman having sex, only... it's two. Jan Fendrich: Oh, well, thanks for clearing that up. |
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