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	Season 2 / Episode 41: - The Century's Best Mr. Spacely: Be it ever so dirty, there's nothing like money.
	Season 2 / Episode 41: - The Century's Best George: If you need me, I'll either be at work or the poor house.
	Season 2 / Episode 41: - The Century's Best George: That Spacely is worse than Scrooge. I wish some Christmas ghosts would visit him, though he'd probably scare them off.
	Season 2 / Episode 41: - The Century's Best Teenage Mr. Spacely: Okay, you win, Starla, I'll take half a day off on our wedding day. Mr. Spacely: See? I can be flexible.
	Season 2 / Episode 41: - The Century's Best Starla: Sometimes I think you like money more than me. Teenage Mr. Spacely: Yeah, but I like you more than I like spaceball.
	Season 2 / Episode 41: - The Century's Best R.U.D.I: Hey George, did you hear about the cat that crawled across the desert on Christmas? George: Yeah, he got sandy claws. You better update your memory, R.U.D.I, the last time I heard that one I rolled over and fell out of my crib.
	Season 2 / Episode 41: - The Century's Best George: Merry Christmas, sir. Mr. Spacely: Don't call me merry! I have an image to maintain!
	Season 2 / Episode 41: - The Century's Best Jane Jetson: George will be so happy when he hears how much Astro liked his new toy. Astro: I'm gonna tear that toy cat apart!
	Season 2 / Episode 41: - The Century's Best George: [Astro is deathly ill] Are you sure he's not fakin'?
	Season 2 / Episode 41: - The Century's Best Judy Jetson: Oh dear, by the time I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.
	Season 2 / Episode 41: - The Century's Best Marsley: I'm here to tell you to change your ways or there will be a price to pay. Mr. Spacely: So how much would it be? I'll pay it.
	Season 2 / Episode 41: - The Century's Best George: That's your Christmas list? It looks more like the Martian phone book.
	Season 2 / Episode 41: - The Century's Best Mr. Spacely: Look, I'm a business man, not a fairy dog-father.
	Season 2 / Episode 41: - The Century's Best Elroy Jetson: That's alright, Mom, I can live without it. But not happily.
	Season 2 / Episode 41: - The Century's Best Elroy Jetson: We can make money the old fashion way: we can borrow it.
	Season 1 / Episode 24: - Elroy's Mob George Jetson: [Astro jumps on George and licks him] Astro. If I wanted a bath I'd take a shower.
	Season 1 / Episode 24: - Elroy's Mob George Jetson: I feel lower than a Martian midget.
	Season 1 / Episode 24: - Elroy's Mob Elroy Jetson: Just wait until I play this for my pop. He'll never get over it. George Jetson: I'll never get over it! Four D's, and an F, and an H?
	Season 1 / Episode 24: - Elroy's Mob Jane Jetson: Our son has run away! George Jetson: Don't worry, honey, he won't get far. Where can a kid like him go? Jane Jetson: No place. Just to the moon, Venus, Jupiter, Mars, Saturn... George Jetson: [blubbering] That's enough! That's enough! That's enough!
	Season 1 / Episode 24: - Elroy's Mob Microbe: Help! I'm stuck. I am too big for this ventillator! Mugsy Megatron: The bird brain. I told him not to eat them pizza pills before a job.
	Season 1 / Episode 24: - Elroy's Mob Elroy: What about Mugsy Megatron? He sure sounds rough. Astro: Ron't worry, Relroy. Elroy: Don't worry? What would you do if you saw him? Astro: Run for relp. Elroy: Run for help. Great.
	Season 1 / Episode 24: - Elroy's Mob Elroy Jetson: How much will I get for my part? Mugsy Megatron: Oh about 5 to 10 years if we're caught.
	Season 1 / Episode 24: - Elroy's Mob Mugsy Megatron: Ten thousand unemployed gorillas and I gotta pick a giggler.
	Season 1 / Episode 24: - Elroy's Mob Mugsy Megatron: [Pretending to be a director filming a heist TV show] It's called the, um, The Unspaceables. Elroy: The Unspaceables? I love that show. Lot's of action, and cops and robbers. Mugsy Megatron: Er, no cops in this one. Only robbers.
	Season 1 / Episode 24: - Elroy's Mob Jane Jetson: And remember, Elroy, no stopping at the space burger satellite on your way to school. Elroy: Ah gee, Mom. How about on the way home? Jane Jetson: Now, now, not another word. Come on, come on, it's off to school for you. Elroy: Bye Mom, see you in orbit.
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - Elroy's TV Show Jane Jetson: Your brother is going to be "Spaceboy, zoom!" What do you think of that? Judy Jetson: Eeeeyuck! Jane Jetson: Judy. Judy Jetson: Gosh, Mom, it's bad enough having a kid brother around the house without having one on television. Jane Jetson: Well, young lady, with your brother as a television star, he could put you on the show for a guest spot. Judy Jetson: Hey, I never thought of that. Oh Elroy! Jane Jetson: Oh dear. Elroy: [Judy enters Elroy's room] Hi. Judy Jetson: Can I help you? Elroy: No. Girls don't know nothing about scooters. Judy Jetson: Aw, you're the best brother a girl ever had. I'd do anything for you, Elroy. Anything at all. Would you do something for me? Elroy: No, you're not gonna be on my TV show. Judy Jetson: Ooh! Kid brothers!
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - Elroy's TV Show George Jetson: [Mr. Spacely is being beat up by a movie robot] Mr. Spacely, you'd better quit. It's too rough on you. Mr. Spacely: What? And give up show biz? Never!
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - The Good Little Scouts George Jetson: Well, here we are, Men. Anode: Yeah, Big Buddy, but where are we? George Jetson: Well, according to the map, we're right about here: on the rim of that crater. Anode: That's not a crater, Mr. Jetson. That's your thumb print.
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - The Good Little Scouts Jane Jetson: And where is my husband? Moon Ranger: He's at the station, Ma'am, paying some fines. Jane Jetson: Fines? Moon Ranger: Yes. For littering, destroying park property, and getting lost without a license.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Jetsons Nite Out George Jetson: Well now, "Football coach predicts victory at tonight's game". I wonder what he's got to say. Coach: We'll moider dem.

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