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	Season 2 / Episode 11: - Germ Theory The Keeper: If you hadn't so recently vomited, I would kiss you! Robert Hobbes: I could eat a mint.
	Season 2 / Episode 11: - Germ Theory Robert Hobbes: All right. Let's review our options: Quicksilver madness - dead. Unchecked infection - dead. Escape the building - dead. Stay in the building until Protocol Thirty-Four elapses - dead. Darien Fawkes: Oh, you left out being struck by a giant meteor.
	Season 2 / Episode 6: - Brother's Keeper Kevin Fawkes: [writing in a notebook to Darien] Darien, James Bevel wrote "If a man doesn't find anything to die for, he probably hasn't have anything to live for." At first, you may not understand why I did this. In fact, I'm sure you won't. I can only hope you can forgive me until you do. I've decided not to tell them how to remove the gland. Even though you may fear it I believe that it's made you a better man, closer to your true self. I know you'll get there. I'm proud of how far you've already come.
	Season 2 / Episode 6: - Brother's Keeper Darien Fawkes: You can pick on me all you like, but don't you ever ever mess with my brother.
	Season 2 / Episode 1: - Legends The Keeper: I think it wants to... mate... with you. Darien Fawkes: Pardon me? The Keeper: It all makes sense to me now. Remember when it licked you? Darien Fawkes: Yeah. Wait- Wait a minute. You're joking right? I don't know if I mentioned this before I'm hanging upside down. I'm not in the mood to be joking right now, Keep. The Keeper: No. I'm not joking. I'm not joking! I think your gland is giving off some kind of pheremone that's causing it to think you're one of its own. Darien Fawkes: Crap! She's almost here! What am I supposed to do? The Keeper: Well, okay. There's one other thing you need to know. I've known this for along time - I just - I have not told you because I've never thought it would be relevent until now. Robert Albert Hobbes: Spit it out! The Keeper: Darien. Darien, the chromosomal make up of the gland is XX. Which means that even though you are a male. The gland is female. [Darien drops the cell phone]
	Season 2 / Episode 1: - Legends Darien Fawkes: Don't worry about it. He's just pretending to be stupid. It's insulting. The Official: No, Darien. You're the one insulting your brother's memory. Darien Fawkes: [getting angry] What did you say? Robert Albert Hobbes: Easy partner. The Official: Kevin Fawkes designed the quicksilver gland out of his own insight, using his own talent, his intuition. This 10 foot tall creature who leaves no evidence save some questionable footprints. This windigo is a myth! Darien Fawkes: Ahh [rises from chair starts to walk away then turns around] We never said how tall it was!
	Season 1 / Episode 19: - Frozen in Time The Keeper: [As Fawkes is strangling Arnud] If you kill him, you will not survive! Darien Fawkes: Well as long as he goes first.
	Season 1 / Episode 19: - Frozen in Time The Keeper: Fine. Fine. Fine. Kill him, but-but-but kill him later! Right now you could- you could - you could TRASH his place! [Fawkes drops Arnud. Turns and walks slowly to Claire] Darien Fawkes: You do not tell me what to do. I am so sick of you manipulating me. Let me explain something for you, if I wanna trash his place. Oh, I'll trash his place. [picks up a table and throws it out a window.] The Keeper: There's - there's a really obnoxious sculpture in the Foyer. [Darien leaves the room. To Arnud] If you don't give me the answer now, I SWEAR I will turn him loose on you again!
	Season 1 / Episode 16: - Ghost of a Chance Robert Albert Hobbes: [after the Keeper shoots him with a tranquilizer dart] All you had to do is ask.
	Season 1 / Episode 16: - Ghost of a Chance Darien Fawkes: [pulling out a syringe with the retrovirus] You ready to die again? [removes his Jacket and puts the needle in his mouth] Robert Albert Hobbes: We both know that can't harm me now, Fawkes. Darien Fawkes: Yeah. We both [removes the needle from his mouth] We both know it'll kill me, right? So it's pretty simple here to save me, you're gonna have to tell me how to stop it. [puts the needle in his own leg]
	Season 1 / Episode 16: - Ghost of a Chance Robert Albert Hobbes: I will not do that. Darien Fawkes: Yeah, you will. Yes, you will. You would die for me, Bobby. ... See that's what I know, it's not cause it's your job or your code. It's cause I'm your friend. And if you think that's an illusion, then you're just plain ignorant.
	Season 1 / Episode 16: - Ghost of a Chance Darien Fawkes: You ever hear the term "honor amongst thieves." That's a myth. Fear amongst thieves, maybe. Basic relationship is, "You stab my back, I'll stab yours." Now if you look at it that way, Manny Merrick is a very honorable guy.
	Season 1 / Episode 16: - Ghost of a Chance Robert Albert Hobbes: You have no real power. The Official: What? Robert Albert Hobbes: You're a bureaucrat. Your power trickles down through the system. You're a paper pusher, a desk jockey, a toothless tiger. The Official: Hobbes, one more word out of you and you're out of this Organization. Robert Albert Hobbes: Here's two: I quit.
	Season 1 / Episode 16: - Ghost of a Chance Darien Fawkes: Yeah, well, Hobbes the thing you're forgetting here is, they're not your abilities. Robert Albert Hobbes: Were you born with the quicksilver gland? It's a gift, Fawkes. It's a beautiful gift. And I have this gift now. Darien Fawkes: Yeah, yeah. Well I'd like to be free of my gift, friend, okay?
	Season 1 / Episode 16: - Ghost of a Chance Darien Fawkes: The keeper is working on a way to reverse this thing. Robert Albert Hobbes: I know how to reverse it, Fawkes. I don't want to reverse it. I understand things now. Things that you'll never, ever, ever, understand.
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Impetus Robert Albert Hobbes: Hi Lewis. How's death been treating you?
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Impetus Luke Lawson: He can go invisible. I know, I know it sounds insane. But I've seen him do it myself. That's why no one could detect him going into the house. The Official: Mr. Lawson is right. He's obviously more competent than me. I had an invisible agent working for me and I didn't even know it.
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Impetus Darien Fawkes: You know what, he's right. Actually I can go invisible. [Darien walks to Lawson, and quicksilvers his hand.] Luke Lawson: Okay, there, he just did it. See? His hand, he just did it with his hand, see? I'm not crazy. [Darien turns around pops his hand out from under his jacket sleeve] Darien Fawkes: Pop! Hey Judge, what do you say we make him disappear, huh?
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Tiresias Darien Fawkes: Answer the question, how do you know he gave her the right shot? The Keeper: Why wouldn't he? Darien Fawkes: Because maybe Gloria's right. Yeah maybe the Official assigned him to keep you from finding a cure. The Keeper: But why would he do that? Darien Fawkes: Because Gloria being sick is the only thing keeping the Keeper.
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Tiresias The Official: [The Keeper and Darien enter his office] I gotta get lock!
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Tiresias The Keeper: Did you assign him to purposely derail my research? The Official: Now why would I do that? The Keeper: To keep me working here? The Official: Did he put this idea in your head? Darien Fawkes: Guilty. The Official: You really think that low of me, Fawkes? Darien Fawkes: Well, yeah! The Official: [chuckles] Yeah it does sound like something I might do.
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Tiresias The Official: Where you going? Darien Fawkes: I'm going to bust that scrawny little rat's ass. The Official: [rising out of his chair] No! [Fawkes stops. Fawkes and the Keeper stare at him] Darien Fawkes: Why not? The Official: Because I've been waiting for this opportunity for 10 long years.
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Tiresias General Grimmond: [as he's being arrested] Well what do you want? You want your old job back? The Official: [chuckles] Are you kidding me? I love my current job. I don't have to take any crap from buzzheads like you.
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Tiresias Darien Fawkes: What about you huh? What are you going to do now? The Keeper: What do you mean? Darien Fawkes: Well, I mean there's no reason for you to work at the Agency anymore? The Keeper: That's not true. I have a very important* reason. Assuming you're still gonna be there. Darien Fawkes: ... Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. I could stick around for a while.
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Tiresias Gloria Howard: You told my family I was dead. Why did you do that if you expected me to ever go home? The Keeper: I didn't tell them that Gloria. The Department of Defense told them. Gloria Howard: But you didn't set them straight, did you? You didn't tell them the truth. The Keeper: [shakes head] No. I never did that.
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Tiresias Gloria Howard: You haven't been telling the truth to anybody. The Keeper: I've tried to. It's just been very difficult.
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Tiresias Robert Albert Hobbes: If you'd have listened to me and worn the HAZMAT suit like I told you, we wouldn't be in this mess! Darien Fawkes: What do you mean "we?"
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Tiresias Darien Fawkes: Don't you think I have the right to know why I'm the subject of two agency experiments? The Keeper: IT WASN'T THE AGENCY!
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Tiresias The Keeper: We have a new trial antidote. We need to do some more testing on it. But I'm pretty sure it's going to work. Darien Fawkes: What the hell are you waiting for? Will you give it to me? The Keeper: No. No. It's too dangerous. Darien Fawkes: Give it to me. The Keeper: [sighs] Wait here.
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Tiresias Gloria Howard: [looking at Darien after he's been cured spoken jokingly] So it didn't work on you either. ... [serious] I'm glad it did. At least I don't have to feel guilty about that.

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