The Incredible Hulk (1978) - Episode Quotes

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	Season 5 / Episode 7: - A Minor Problem David Banner: Why is the town evacuated? Patty Knowlton: I'm sure Mr. Cunningham has already explained all that to you. David Banner: I don't know any Cunningham. Patty Knowlton: Right. And, uh, of course you don't know about - what did Cunningham call it? A minor problem.
	Season 5 / Episode 7: - A Minor Problem Patty Knowlton: I'm sorry, David. David Banner: What did you do this time? Patty Knowlton: For being so suspicious of you. David Banner: That's understandable.
	Season 5 / Episode 7: - A Minor Problem David Banner: This food is contaminated. Rita: All that's spilled was a little chlorine. A little chlorine never hurt anybody, right, Mark? Mark: Hey man, that amount of gas wouldn't hurt a bug. You get more than that walking by a swimming pool.
	Season 5 / Episode 7: - A Minor Problem Tom: What if it's like they said? What if that chlorine they leaked is dangerous? Mark: [to Rita] The voice of doom.
	Season 5 / Episode 7: - A Minor Problem Sperling: Damn, it's quiet. Jordan: Yeah, no welcoming committee. Huh, Mr. Cunningham?
	Season 5 / Episode 6: - Slaves Christy: What is going on here? Dr. David Bruce Banner: Tell us, Mr. Ross. Isaac Ross: Very simply. I need a work force. The problem is I don't have the cash to pay for them. Christy: We're not slaves. Isaac Ross: Hey, an American tradition!
	Season 5 / Episode 6: - Slaves Christy: Nobody tells me I'm a slave, this is America! Isaac Ross: Exactly, dear lady.
	Season 5 / Episode 6: - Slaves Roy: Honey, you can load. Just pick up the chunks of rock they bring out and put them in that cart. Christy: Put 'em there yourself, schrimp. I'm not in the mood.
	Season 5 / Episode 6: - Slaves Roy: All I respect is that gold, and I want it just as fast as I can get it and that's where it's at, man!
	Season 5 / Episode 5: - Triangle Detective: Yeah the name is Beller, David Beller. Couldn't find out too much about him. He's lived there just about a month. Funny thing, he works for you, Choker setter. Don't that beat all? Ellis Jordan: You live in the gutter. You're trash.
	Season 5 / Episode 5: - Triangle Bert: It's getting worse. Look at him making a fool out of himself over a woman. Lyle: As long as he pays me, I don't care what he does.
	Season 5 / Episode 5: - Triangle Bert: You're leaving town. Dr. David Bruce Banner: What do you mean? Bert: The climate don't suit you, you don't like your job, sick o' land, you pick the reason. Dr. David Bruce Banner: Well, there must be some kind of mistake. Bert: No mistake, Billy. Messed with the wrong girl. Pack a bag.
	Season 5 / Episode 5: - Triangle Les Creaseman: Hi there, where ya headed? Dr. David Bruce Banner: Doesn't matter. Les Creaseman: Heh heh heh, well, you're in luck, sport, 'cause that's just where I'm going.
	Season 5 / Episode 5: - Triangle Gale Weber: Who are you to interfere in my life like that? You have no right. Ellis Jordan: [shouting] I do have a right! I have supported your father for years. I put you through school. Ellis Jordan: [Takes her face in his hand] I have always... loved you.
	Season 5 / Episode 5: - Triangle Jack McGee: Who's this Mr. Jordan? Foreman: For a reporter, you're real observant. He owns the company, he owns the town, he owns the valley.
	Season 5 / Episode 5: - Triangle Guard: I'm sorry. Mr. Jordan won't speak to any reporters. Jack McGee: Yeah, okay. Uh, would you - would you tell him that it's not Mr. Jordan that I want to talk about. Guard: He doesn't wish to be disturbed. Jack McGee: Okay, fine, all right, but I'm gonna wait out here until he does. Guard: That's up to you, but this is private property.
	Season 5 / Episode 5: - Triangle George: Sure you want this job, David? You look kinda beat to me. Dr. David Bruce Banner: Well, I just don't want to make you guys look bad. George: Give yourself a few more years, it won't hurt so much. Dr. David Bruce Banner: That's reassuring.
	Season 5 / Episode 5: - Triangle Dr. David Bruce Banner: Would you mind pulling over? I have to get out. Les Creaseman: Oh, you mean like when you gotta go, you gotta go?
	Season 5 / Episode 5: - Triangle Lyle: This Beller, uh, how far do we go? Ellis Jordan: Just get him out of town. We buy him off. Bert: What if he don't take it? Ellis Jordan: You do what you have to do. I want him gone.
	Season 5 / Episode 5: - Triangle Ellis Jordan: Take him away. And do it right this time.
	Season 5 / Episode 5: - Triangle George: There's nothing you can do about it. Dr. David Bruce Banner: There has to be. He's kidnapped her and he could hurt her. George: Look, Jordan owns this town and damn near everyone in it, police included.
	Season 5 / Episode 5: - Triangle Gale Weber: [to Bert and Lyle] Get out of my way. Gale Weber: [to Jordan] Tell them to get out of my way. Ellis Jordan: The sooner you stop fighting me, the easier it will be.
	Season 5 / Episode 5: - Triangle Lyle: You sure this is the best way? Bert: The guy works here. It'll look like an accident. Lyle: I mean, maybe we're goin' too far. Jordan didn't say anything about this. Bert: He said "Do it right." Now what do you think he meant? If this guy comes back, we're gonna have to pay for it. You wanna take that chance.
	Season 5 / Episode 4: - Sanctuary Patrero: Rudy, count the chickens!
	Season 5 / Episode 4: - Sanctuary Father Young: This reminds me of sister Anita. She won't budge either. Dr. David Bruce Banner: Yes, I know, she's sort of ah... strong willed. Father Young: She's like a four star general.
	Season 5 / Episode 4: - Sanctuary Dr. David Bruce Banner: Sometimes faith is all that keeps us going.
	Season 5 / Episode 4: - Sanctuary Patrero: What is so terrible about what I do? I help unfortunates escape poverty and come to this land of plenty, oh yes, just like Moses leading the people across the desert. Sister Anita: Moses did not charge 5000 dollars a head to his own people. Patrero: But it's not an unreasonable price for freedom and a new life. Sister Anita: Get out!
	Season 5 / Episode 4: - Sanctuary Patrero: My own son, a Judas. Rudy: I took care of your word. I'm no longer your son.
	Season 5 / Episode 3: - Veteran Doug Hewitt: Now, just do as I say... Lisa Morgan: And if I don't do as... you ask? Doug Hewitt: Then I'm gonna have to hurt you. I don't want to do that. There's only one person I wanna hurt. Only one! Do you understand?
	Season 5 / Episode 3: - Veteran Harrison Cole: You wanted to start bargaining with me while I was down, right? Dr. David Bruce Banner: Mr. Cole, you're mistaken. Harrison Cole: Well I'm not down. I am up. I am totally up on what you're doing.