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1x03 The Wrong Stuff
First Aired: Mar. 10, 1986 on CBS
Summary: When Michael's military buddy, Skip Franklin comes to Chicago for a visit, he stops by and brings along with him a swaggering demeanor and a foul mouth, both, which influence David and Willie. Subsequently, David begins to treat his girlfriend like dirt and Willie begins swearing up a storm. |
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Episode Quotes
Valerie Hogan: I just spent an hour with the principal listening to the foulest language I have ever heard and he was quoting your brother. I don't know what to do with that kid.
Mark Hogan: I thought you were making him pay a quarter for each bad word he said.
Valerie Hogan: Yes, yes. See this? [holds up a jar of change] . We are now a three income family!
Mark Hogan: I thought you were making him pay a quarter for each bad word he said.
Valerie Hogan: Yes, yes. See this? [holds up a jar of change] . We are now a three income family!
Valerie Hogan: You are grounded for two weeks, do you hear me? No discussion.
Willie Hogan: Two weeks?
Valerie Hogan: Yes.
Willie Hogan: That bites!
Valerie Hogan: Three weeks. And no bicycle.
Willie Hogan: I'll take cabs. To hell with it!
Valerie Hogan: Four weeks. Four weeks Willie, and you better lose this attitude really quickly, really fast!
Willie Hogan: I like this attitude, cause it matches my eyes.
Valerie Hogan: Willie, I am warning you.
Willie Hogan: Keep the bike, I don't even wanna ride that piece of... [she rubs a soapy sponge in his mouth]
Willie Hogan: Two weeks?
Valerie Hogan: Yes.
Willie Hogan: That bites!
Valerie Hogan: Three weeks. And no bicycle.
Willie Hogan: I'll take cabs. To hell with it!
Valerie Hogan: Four weeks. Four weeks Willie, and you better lose this attitude really quickly, really fast!
Willie Hogan: I like this attitude, cause it matches my eyes.
Valerie Hogan: Willie, I am warning you.
Willie Hogan: Keep the bike, I don't even wanna ride that piece of... [she rubs a soapy sponge in his mouth]
Bruno: Excuse me, Miss Manners, you wanna take this kid back to the docks where you found him?
Valerie Hogan: What's the matter, what's going on?
Bruno: I don't want him using that kind of language around my kids.
Valerie Hogan: Oh no. What did he say?
Bruno: Let him repeat it, I got standards.
Willie Hogan: It just slipped out.
Bruno: Nothing with that many syllables slips out! That kind of cursing takes long hours of careful construction.
Valerie Hogan: Thank you Bruno. Willie, sit down. You and I are going to have a talk.
Bruno: Talk? What that kid needs it to chew on a bar of Palmolive for a couple of hours!
Valerie Hogan: What's the matter, what's going on?
Bruno: I don't want him using that kind of language around my kids.
Valerie Hogan: Oh no. What did he say?
Bruno: Let him repeat it, I got standards.
Willie Hogan: It just slipped out.
Bruno: Nothing with that many syllables slips out! That kind of cursing takes long hours of careful construction.
Valerie Hogan: Thank you Bruno. Willie, sit down. You and I are going to have a talk.
Bruno: Talk? What that kid needs it to chew on a bar of Palmolive for a couple of hours!




