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 | Season 7 / Episode 23: - Home Again, Rose (1) Dorothy Zbornak: [to Sophia] You're a furry little gnome and we feed you too much. |
| Season 7 / Episode 23: - Home Again, Rose (1) Dorothy Zbornak: You will always be my sisters... always! |
| Season 7 / Episode 23: - Home Again, Rose (1) Rose: How was the sex? Dorothy: So good we named it! |
 | Season 7 / Episode 22: - Rose: Portrait of a Woman Blanche Devereaux: Oh, my God. Dorothy, look at her! Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: It's the surgery. Nobody looks good after surgery. Sophia Petrillo: Tell that to Cher. |
| Season 7 / Episode 22: - Rose: Portrait of a Woman Sophia Petrillo: [the girls are sitting in the waiting room with complete silence] My heiney's asleep. Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: Fine. We'll keep our voices down. |
 | Season 7 / Episode 20: - A Midwinter Night's Dream (1) Sophia Petrillo: [on how she became the proud new owner of a giant-screen TV] The salesman tried to jerk me around on the price, but once he found out I was Jessica Tandy, I got a deal! |
 | Season 7 / Episode 19: - Journey to the Center of Attention Blanche Devereaux: Anything can happen on a leap year's full moon if you just believe. Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: [clapping] Oh I do believe, I do believe in sluts! |
| Season 7 / Episode 19: - Journey to the Center of Attention Sophia Petrillo: Leap year, full moon, the curse! Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: Come on Ma, it's the 90s, call it what it is, our monthly visitor. |
| Season 7 / Episode 19: - Journey to the Center of Attention Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: [hearing about their village witch] What village? I was born in Brooklyn. Sophia Petrillo: Here's a newsflash, witches can fly. |
| Season 7 / Episode 19: - Journey to the Center of Attention Sophia Petrillo: I have to kiss a fool to save Dorothy from the curse. Blanche Devereaux: So why don't you kiss Rose and get it over with? Sophia Petrillo: Technically Rose isn't a fool, she's a simpleton, there's a fine line. Simpletons read Dear Abby, fools read Ann Landers. |
| Season 7 / Episode 19: - Journey to the Center of Attention Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: You invited 15 men and no women. Blanche Devereaux: Dorothy I know what you're thinking, but Rose and Sophia will be here, you'll have somebody to talk to. Sophia Petrillo: No fair, I had to talk to her the last time. |
 | Season 7 / Episode 17: - Questions and Answers Blanche Devereaux: Sophia, there's something I don't understand. Now you're always a bit ornery, unpleasant, impolite, even downright mean, that's part of your charm. Sophia Petrillo: Thank you, you bed hopping relic. |
| Season 7 / Episode 17: - Questions and Answers Peterson: [in court] Now Mrs Petrillo, I want you tell me in your own words-the words of a beautiful, dignified chick whose got a wild body for someone her age-exactly what kind of a person is your daughter? Sophia Petrillo: She put me in a home. |
 | Season 7 / Episode 16: - The Commitments Rose Nylund: Dorothy, I'm sorry I won't be able to quiz you; Jake and I are due at the Hubbards, but I have a book here that should help you prepare for your Jeopardy try-out. Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: The St. Olaf High School yearbook? No. Thanks anyway, Rose, I don't think I'll be needing it. Rose Nylund: Well, okay, Miss Know-it-all. But if Alex Trebek asks you what years Oaf Horwal was on the student council back to back, don't come crying to me. Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: 1946 and '47. Rose Nylund: [shocked] Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: I intend to win this. |
 | Season 7 / Episode 15: - Goodbye, Mr. Gordon Blanche Devereaux: [entering the kitchen] I am nothing but a cheap, tawdry slut! Rose Nylund: [sitting with her back to the door] Don't tell me... Is it Blanche? |
 | Season 7 / Episode 14: - Old Boyfriends Blanche Devereaux: [In a fake friendly voice] Rose, could I see you for a moment? Rose Nylund: [Rose fakes wondering if Blanche meant her, in order to stall for time. Approaches Blanche and Dorothy] You're mad aren't you? Blanche Devereaux: Rose Nylund, every man I know is watching this show. This live show. This live show about "Lesbian Lovers of Miami". Rose Nylund: Every man you know is watching? Hey, we could beat "The Price Is Right"! Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: Rose, we can't kill you here because there are cameras. |
| Season 7 / Episode 14: - Old Boyfriends Ron: [to the studio audience] Any other questions? Ah! Here we go! [Runs over to Sophia] Sophia Petrillo: This is directed to Dorothy's lover: Do people treat you differently because you're a lesbian? Blanche Devereaux: Well, most people don't know. Sophia Petrillo: Really? I would've guessed right off. Next question to Dorothy: What kind of pain and embarrassment has this lifestyle caused your mother? Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: I really don't know, but... I'll ask her tomorrow when I visit her at... THE HOME. |
 | Season 7 / Episode 13: - The Pope's Ring Blanche Devereaux: [on learning that Rose had 56 boyfriends during her senior year of high school] If that were true Rose, then that would mean you were... a slut. Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: Oh, come on, Blanche, how can you say that? So the woman had fifty-six boyfriends in one year. She's not a slut. Rose Nylund: Thank you, Dorothy. Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: She is The Slut! She is the Grand Poobah of Sluts! She is the easiest woman in this room! Blanche Devereaux: Dorothy Zbornak, you take that back! Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: [indicating Blanche and then Rose] The Slut is dead, long live The Slut! |
| Season 7 / Episode 13: - The Pope's Ring Blanche Devereaux: [to herself enviously] I'm the biggest slut! |
| Season 7 / Episode 13: - The Pope's Ring Rose Nylund: [after shutting the door] I have no idea who that man is! Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: Rose, why didn't you tell him you don't remember him? Rose Nylund: And hurt an old friend? Boy Dorothy, no wonder nobody likes you! |
 | Season 7 / Episode 12: - From Here to the Pharmacy Blanche Devereaux: [re: Rose's birthday gift] I can't take it back. I payed in advance. Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: Can't you get a refund? Blanche Devereaux: Well, no. I payed with nature's credit card. Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: You never leave home without it |
| Season 7 / Episode 12: - From Here to the Pharmacy Blanche Devereaux: You hate me, 'cause I'm beautiful, don't you? Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: There's a man leaving in 10 minutes. Be under him. |
 | Season 7 / Episode 11: - Room 7 Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: [re: Sophia hoarding money for 10 years] From now on I'm not paying for anything. You are on your own! Sophia Petrillo: You can't do this to me! You never touch the principal. That money's for my old age. Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: Old age? You don't leave fingerprints anymore! Sophia Petrillo: I'm in my twilight years! Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: You're in the Twilight Zone! Hopi Indians are walking around saying, 'How does she do it?' |
| Season 7 / Episode 11: - Room 7 Sophia Petrillo: [Rose let it slip Sophia has lots of money she's hoarding] Nice going counsel. Tell me, exactly how close do you sit to the TV while watching La Law? |
| Season 7 / Episode 11: - Room 7 Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: You don't know anything about law. Rose Nylund: I sure do. Every Thursday night I watch La Law. Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: Rose, that's L.A. Law. Rose Nylund: I wondered why Susan Dey didn't speak with a French accent. |
| Season 7 / Episode 11: - Room 7 Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: [after Sophia makes a comment about her killing her] Ma, you're just being silly. Here, have some tea. Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: [tone changes to menacing] It'll relax you. Sophia Petrillo: I don't trust it. Rose, you taste it. Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: [just as Rose is about to take a sip] ROSE, DON'T! That tea was for my mommy. |
 | Season 7 / Episode 10: - Ro$e Love$ Mile$ Rose Nylund: [after Dorothy pretends to be the voice of Blanche's dead grammy] Feets don't fail me now! |
 | Season 7 / Episode 9: - The Monkey Show (2) Rose: [after a date with a very frugal Miles] Lately Miles is so tight! Blanche: Oh, I love a tight man! [Begins babbling about men's tight muscles and loses focus] Why, Rose! When did you get in? Rose: Blanche, I've been here the whole time! I was saying how lately Miles has been really tight. Blanche: Oh, I love a tight man! |
| Season 7 / Episode 9: - The Monkey Show (2) Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: [Dorothy is leaving the house to go on a cruise] Now Ma, you're going to do what Blanche tells you? Sophia Petrillo: Yes. Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: And you're not going to give her a hard time? Sophia Petrillo: No. Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: Ok, goodbye Mom. [Leaves] Sophia Petrillo: Goodbye, pussycat. [Shuts the door and faces Blanche] Fasten your seat belt, slut puppy!... This ain't gonna be no cakewalk! |
| Season 7 / Episode 9: - The Monkey Show (2) Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: [to Blanch] My mother is to be fed twice a day. Blanche: Got it. Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: Walk her after dinner. Blanche: Got it. Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: And no liquids after dinner. Sophia Petrillo: You're talking about me like I'm an animal! Sophia Petrillo: [sniffs Blanche] You've been with a man, haven't you? |
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