4x11 The Auction
First Aired: Jan. 14, 1989 on NBC
Summary: The girls are in a tight situation when they don't have enough money to afford a new roof. Soon after, the girls meet an artist at an art gallery. After they see how mean he is they soon learn from Sophia that he has a short time to live. The girls come up with the idea to buy his work to…
Main Characters in this Episode
Rose: No, Dorothy. I just finished milking the cow I keep in my closet. Gee, with only three hours' sleep, I can be as bitchy as you!
Rose: Is it this one with the naked man and woman being swept up in the waves?
Blanche: Yes, that's it. You can't use this towel. [takes towel from Rose]
Dorothy: Blanche, Blanche, it's an emergency. We'll replace it next week. [takes towel from Blanche]
Blanche: Oh, no, you cannot replace this towel. There are too many fond memories attached to this towel. [attempts to wrest towel from Dorothy]
Dorothy: Blanche, please. I am in no mood to hear about the parade of endless sexual encounters that you have experienced up and down the Florida coastline, with only this towel between your hot flesh and the cold, wet sand!
Blanche: I brought my son, Skippy, home from the hospital in this towel, Dorothy.
Dorothy: You're lying, Blanche.
Blanche: Damn, you're good.