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The Golden Girls - 04x11 The Auction

4x11 The Auction

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First Aired: Jan. 14, 1989 on NBC

Summary: The girls are in a tight situation when they don't have enough money to afford a new roof. Soon after, the girls meet an artist at an art gallery. After they see how mean he is they soon learn from Sophia that he has a short time to live. The girls come up with the idea to buy his work to…
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Main Characters in this Episode



Guest Stars

Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak played by Bea Arthur
Jasper DeKimmel played by Tony Steedman
Sid La Bass played by Michael McManus
Auctioneer played by Colin Hamilton
Woman played by Renata Scott
Mime played by Derek Loughran

Episode Quotes

Dorothy: Oh, hi, Rose - is the ceiling in your room leaking, too?
Rose: No, Dorothy. I just finished milking the cow I keep in my closet. Gee, with only three hours' sleep, I can be as bitchy as you!
Blanche: Wait a minute, Rose. Is that my Cabana Club beach towel you have there?
Rose: Is it this one with the naked man and woman being swept up in the waves?
Blanche: Yes, that's it. You can't use this towel. [takes towel from Rose]
Dorothy: Blanche, Blanche, it's an emergency. We'll replace it next week. [takes towel from Blanche]
Blanche: Oh, no, you cannot replace this towel. There are too many fond memories attached to this towel. [attempts to wrest towel from Dorothy]
Dorothy: Blanche, please. I am in no mood to hear about the parade of endless sexual encounters that you have experienced up and down the Florida coastline, with only this towel between your hot flesh and the cold, wet sand!
Blanche: I brought my son, Skippy, home from the hospital in this towel, Dorothy.
Dorothy: You're lying, Blanche.
Blanche: Damn, you're good.