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	Season 3 / Episode 13: - Surely, You Joust Hugh M. Hefner: Holly, you're the only one dressed like a Disney princess. I feel like I'm in Shrek 2.
	Season 3 / Episode 3: - May The Horse Be With You Holly: [driving golf cart around the block] Contrary to popular belief, I know how to drive.
	Season 2 / Episode 6: - Heavy Petting Bridget: Wednesday is not very compliant with the bows I try to put in her hair. I think she's got a little bit of a tomboy in her. She just goes dog-a-tonic!
	Season 2 / Episode 6: - Heavy Petting Bridget: Wednesday just goes dogatonic!
	Season 2 / Episode 3: - Career Dazed Kendra Wilkinson: A guy wearing a thong is wrong, I mean, it rhymes for a reason.
	Season 2 / Episode 3: - Career Dazed Kendra Wilkinson: Is that a gun in your pants, or are you happy to see me?
	Season 2 / Episode 1: - Happy Birthday, Hef Bridget Marquardt: When I was stripping, I realized it's one of my favorite things to do. Maybe another career goal. [laughs]
	Season 2 / Episode 1: - Happy Birthday, Hef Kendra Wilkinson: I'm really excited right now. That means I might have to masturbate before the party so I don't get, like, horny.
	Season 2 / Episode 1: - Happy Birthday, Hef Kendra: the song goes like this: Slob on my knob Like corn on the cob Check in with me, and do your job Lay on the bed, and give me head Don't have to ask, don't have to beg Juicy is my name Sex is my game Let's call the boys, let's run a train Squeeze on my nuts Lick on my butt... Hugh M. Hefner: [to the camera] They're so romantic.
	Season 1 / Episode 10: - Ghostbusted Holly Madison: [trying to think of an epitaph for Kendra's friend Destiny] PIC to VIP to RIP. Kendra Wilkinson: That is so good! I love it! Ok. Kendra Wilkinson: We got it! There we go! Kendra Wilkinson: What was it again?
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - Under the Covers Kendra Wilkinson: Yeah, why don't they call it 96? Hugh M. Hefner: That would be two people with their backs to one another.
	Season 1 / Episode 8: - Midsummer Night's Dream Bridget: The suspense is killing me! Kendra: I know! Holly Madison: I know! I feel like I'm gonna poop my pants any second!
	Season 1 / Episode 8: - Midsummer Night's Dream Kendra: [about the Midsummer Night's Dream party] I'm very excited because this is, like, one of my favorite parties because it's a celebration of [pauses] the middle of summer, I think, or the end... whatever.
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - Just Shoot Me Holly Madison: I think Kendra's the worst hula-hooper, but only because I haven't given her my super hula hooping class yet; Bridget's already taken it.
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Fight Night Kendra: [about the mannequin being hot] Oh, damn, that's a mannequin.
	Unknown Episode: Holly Madison: I don't get jealous of other girls, because I was... raised in a cloning lab to be the perfect woman for Hugh M. Hefner, so, other than the fact that my I.Q.'s probably a little higher than he would like, I have nothing to worry about.
	Unknown Episode: Holly Madison: I don't get jealous of other girls, because I was... raised in a cloning lab to be the perfect woman for Hugh M. Hefner, so, other than the fact that my I.Q.'s probably a little higher than he would like, I have nothing to worry about.
	Unknown Episode: Hugh M. Hefner: Very happy puppies.
	Unknown Episode: Hugh M. Hefner: Very happy puppies.
	Unknown Episode: Holly: People assume, because I'm Hef's girlfriend, that I'm a Bunny and I'm a Playmate and I'm a centerfold, but they're different things. If you're a Playmate or a centerfold, which is the same thing, you pose for the magazine, you are one particular month, and not every Playmate is a Bunny. A Bunny is a girl who used to work at the Playboy Club, she had the Bunny costume, and now that we don't have Playboy Clubs, it's just Playmates who work special promotions and are fitted for a Bunny costume.
	Unknown Episode: Holly: People assume, because I'm Hef's girlfriend, that I'm a Bunny and I'm a Playmate and I'm a centerfold, but they're different things. If you're a Playmate or a centerfold, which is the same thing, you pose for the magazine, you are one particular month, and not every Playmate is a Bunny. A Bunny is a girl who used to work at the Playboy Club, she had the Bunny costume, and now that we don't have Playboy Clubs, it's just Playmates who work special promotions and are fitted for a Bunny costume.
	Unknown Episode: Pat Lacey: The idea behind the stance is - pretty much sort of like Holly's standing now, or, with both legs like this. Pat Lacey: In other words – Playmate: Don't have a camel toe. Pat Lacey: Exactly.
	Unknown Episode: Pat Lacey: The idea behind the stance is - pretty much sort of like Holly's standing now, or, with both legs like this. Pat Lacey: In other words – Playmate: Don't have a camel toe. Pat Lacey: Exactly.
	Unknown Episode: Holly Madison: I know Hef doesn't like it when I walk around naked in the house, 'cause he's a little more old-fashioned, sometimes, than people think. But you tend to forget you're naked when you've been shooting naked all day.
	Unknown Episode: Holly Madison: I know Hef doesn't like it when I walk around naked in the house, 'cause he's a little more old-fashioned, sometimes, than people think. But you tend to forget you're naked when you've been shooting naked all day.
	Unknown Episode: Kendra: My favorite part about this whole shoot is taking pictures of who I am. Sexy, classy nude pictures, you know?
	Unknown Episode: Kendra: My favorite part about this whole shoot is taking pictures of who I am. Sexy, classy nude pictures, you know?
	Unknown Episode: Holly: I think Kendra and I had such a great time doing the shower scene. It's great to just do stuff like that with your friends because it does bring you closer, and I feel like this whole experience shooting has brought us closer together because it's a common goal.
	Unknown Episode: Holly: I think Kendra and I had such a great time doing the shower scene. It's great to just do stuff like that with your friends because it does bring you closer, and I feel like this whole experience shooting has brought us closer together because it's a common goal.
	Unknown Episode: Bridget: For Midsummer's, you're gonna get a total makeover. Anastasia: [laughs] Bridget: We're gonna get your hair done - Kendra: [interrupting] I'm gonna teach you how to get laid...

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