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	Season 6 / Episode 12: - Shinrock-A-Go-Go Barney Rubble: [Arrives to help Fred practice his dance routine] I'll just plug in the old electric guitar, tune it up, and... [guitar shorts out] Fred Flintstone: Barney! What the heck happened? Barney Rubble: AC guitar, DC outlet! Would you mind unplugging it, Fred? I'm feeling kind of barbequed! [Fred tries to unplug the guitar, which shorts out again, then blows up] Man, when those things short, they really short! You got a spare tuba? Fred Flintstone: Never mind the instruments! You can hum the tune.
	Season 6 / Episode 12: - Shinrock-A-Go-Go Fred Flintstone: [after hearing radio broadcasts making fun of his dancing] I don't want to do it! Don't make me do it! [Starts to cry, then faints] Barney Rubble: Don't worry about your daddy, Pebbles. He's just having a simple nervous breakdown.
	Season 5 / Episode 7: - A Haunted House is Not a Home Fred Flintstone: [about his uncle] He was a well, he was... he was... Betty Rubble: You mean he was an eccentric. Fred Flintstone: I mean he was a kook.
	Season 5 / Episode 7: - A Haunted House is Not a Home Lawyer: You see, madam, the late J. Giggles Flintstone was a sort of... eh... he was... Wilma Flintstone: You mean he was an eccentric. Lawyer: No, I mean he was a kook!
	Season 5 / Episode 7: - A Haunted House is Not a Home Creepers: Dinner is served, sir. Fred Flintstone: Eh, what is it, Creepers? Creepers: Alphabet soup, sir, our cook's specialty. Fred Flintstone: Alphabet soup? Barney Rubble: Sure, Fred, you twirl it around and sometimes it makes words. Uh do you think we should eat it? Fred Flintstone: Well sure, why not? Barney Rubble: Well if anything happens to Flintstone, everything goes to the servants, remember? Fred Flintstone: Yeah, yeah I remember. Hey Barney look! The alphabet soup's trying to tell us something! Beware! Barney Rubble: You better do what it says, Fred, look! [Pot Rock charges at Fred with a cleaver]
	Season 5 / Episode 7: - A Haunted House is Not a Home Barney Rubble: [looking at a picture on the wall] Hey, that must be a picture of your uncle, the late J. Giggles Flinstone. Fred Flintstone: Yeah, yeah that's him alright. Barney Rubble: Looks a lot like you! [the eyes move in the picture] Fred Flintstone: Hey Barney! That picture, I saw the eyes move! Barney Rubble: Eyes move? Oh boy, uh Fred, you're a bundle of nerves! Fred Flintstone: [hears thunder and laughter and jumps over to Barney's side of the table] Kind of, stormy tonight, isn't it, Barney?
	Season 5 / Episode 7: - A Haunted House is Not a Home Betty Rubble: Where's Barney? Barney Rubble: [on the cuckoo clock's perch] Cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo. [disappears back in the clock] Betty Rubble: Barney come out! What're you doing up there? Barney Rubble: [comes out] Well when you're in a cuckoo type house, this is the safest place to be.
	Season 3 / Episode 23: - The Blessed Event Fred Flintstone: This is Fred Hospital, I'm taking my wife to the Flintstone.
	Season 3 / Episode 8: - The Little Stranger Wilma Flintstone: It's been weeks since you had a good word for anybody or anything. Fred Flintstone: Oh yeah, what about that thing I said about your mother last week? Wilma Flintstone: My mother? Fred Flintstone: I said, good riddance she lives 50 miles away.
	Season 2 / Episode 29: - Divided We Sail Barney Rubble: If you're queasy... Sailing on the wave... Just open your mouth... Shout, "Terra Firma Shave!"
	Season 2 / Episode 21: - Impractical Joker Barney Rubble: If you scrub with "Sudsy-Wudsy", you'll wash away the Mudsy-Mudsies...
	Season 1 / Episode 28: - Fred Flintstone: Before and After Costumer: [Fred tries on a fake beard as a disguise] And with this hat on I guarantee your own mother won't recognize you! Fred Flintstone: [walking outside] GOOD! GOOD! Now I can go anywhere in town and eat! Barney Rubble: Hiya, Fred! Costumer: [back in the costume shop] Back so soon, Mr. Flintstone? How was the party? [Fred slams the hat over his head]
	Season 1 / Episode 21: - Love Letters on the Rocks Perry Gunite: Bartender... rocks over rocks. And bartender... put that in a dirty glass.
	Season 1 / Episode 19: - The Hot Piano Fred Flintstone: [seeing Barney lying on the ground, obviously in pain] What happened to you? Barney Rubble: [in agony] I just got run over by a piano! Fred Flintstone: Which way did it go? Barney Rubble: [indicating with a raised arm] That-a-way.
	Unknown Episode: Fred Flintstone: Yabba Dabba Do!
	Unknown Episode: Fred Flintstone: Hey why don't you hold out your hand when you're making a left turn? Rock Quarry: Left turn? I was going straight. Fred Flintstone: Look buster you're at fault and I can prove it. I got a disinterested witness here, my neighbor and best friend Barney Rubble. Go ahead Barney, tell him just how it happened. Barney Rubble: You drove through a boulevard stop Fred and hit that man's car.
	Unknown Episode: Wilma Flintstone, Betty Rubble: Melville J. Muchrocks is a crook. Fred Flintstone: Muchrocks a crook? Are you sure? Wilma Flintstone: Absolutely, he's wanted by the police. Betty Rubble: We heard him described to a T. Fred Flintstone: Wilma, do you know where they went? Wilma Flintstone: They said they were going to the amusement park and then to dinner. Oh my poor mother. Fred Flintstone: Don't you worry sweetheart, you leave it to me. Barney. Barney Rubble: Yeah Fred? Fred Flintstone: C'mon, let's go. Barney Rubble: Right Fred. Fred Flintstone: You ever play football, Barney? Barney Rubble: Yeah Fred, why? Fred Flintstone: Because you're going to run interference while I intercept a proposal.
	Unknown Episode: Fred Flintstone: [bangs on the door after being locked out by the cat] WILMA!
	Unknown Episode: Wilma Flintstone: I work hard all day, too, and what do I get? A lot of yak from you. You at least get out everyday, see things, talk to people. I never get out of this cave.
	Unknown Episode: Fred Flintstone: Where's your get up and go? Barney Rubble: It just got up and went.
	Unknown Episode: Fred Flintstone: I love my dear sweet mother in-law. My mother in-law is a doll. Attendant: Are you feeling alright, mister? Fred Flintstone: Huh? Yeah. Yeah, I'm okay. Attendant: Good. Good. You just stay in here and rest. That hot sun out there is a killer. Fred Flintstone: Poor guy, he must have been standing in it for hours.
	Unknown Episode: Barney Rubble: Hey, you're too fat, Fred!
	Unknown Episode: Fred Flintstone: Yeah, you laugh. You'll see, Barn, they know me in this bank, they'll help me right a way. Bank Clerk: Look, pals, it's Fred Flintstone. Fred Flintstone: Yeah, hi. I'd like to lent some money here. Bank Clerk: [laughing] Ha ha ha ha! See that, pals? Fred Flintstone wants money. Ha ha ha ha ha!
	Unknown Episode: Betty Rubble: Sometimes I just don't know what's the matter with men. Barney Rubble: That's easy - you women!
	Unknown Episode: Barney Rubble: [Fred has just fallen down after taking a swing at Barney] Whale on the beach! Whale on the beach!
	Unknown Episode: Fred Flintstone: How can you be so stupid? Barney Rubble: Hey, that's not very nice. Say you're sorry. Fred Flintstone: I'm sorry you're stupid.

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