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 | Season 8 / Episode 9: - When L.O.S.E.R.S. Attack Timmy: Wait! Violence never solved anything. Can't we settle this with a game of dodge ball? [gets hit in head with dodge ball] |
| Season 8 / Episode 9: - When L.O.S.E.R.S. Attack Cosmo: I was a little disappointed in the vegetable medley. The carrots were way off-key. |
| Season 8 / Episode 9: - When L.O.S.E.R.S. Attack Dad: Maybe I should start doing the things on my bucket list. [picks up bucket with paper sticking out of it] Wait, this isn't the list; it's a receipt for the bucket. Oh, oh, here it is! Eh, let's see... Buy bucket. Did that. Ooh, join some kind of club. Let's see if the paper has any clubs listed. [starts reading newspaper] Sewing club. That sounds like fun. Timmy: [looks at newspaper headline, "You're doomed, Timmy Turner!" and screams in terror] Timmy: What is it, Timmy? Have you heard not so good things about the sewing club? Timmy: No, Dad. My sworn enemies have teamed up to destroy me. Dad: So, the sewing club is fine then? Oh, that's a relief! See ya! [throws newspaper on Timmy's head and runs off] |
| Season 8 / Episode 9: - When L.O.S.E.R.S. Attack Cosmo: My eyes are numb. |
| Season 8 / Episode 6: - Fairies: Revealed! Part 2 Cosmo: That book is terrifying! There are words in it! |
| Season 8 / Episode 6: - Fairies: Revealed! Part 2 Timmy: [Timmy encounters a newly-constructed building on the island they are stranded on] Whoa! What is this? Dad: Eeh, it's a boat store. Everyone knows you can't get a boat without a boat store. Timmy: Uh, wouldn't it be easier to just build a boat? Dad: Sure, Timmy. And it would be easier to count to 7 if 7 came before 5. But, life doesn't work that way. Timmy: OK, look. I think you've been out in the sun a little too long. |
| Season 8 / Episode 6: - Fairies: Revealed! Part 2 Sergeant Flinch: General McCloud, remember that bomb we lost? General McCloud: [shouting] Which one, Sergeant Flinch? We're the U.S. military. We lose bombs every day. |
| Season 8 / Episode 6: - Fairies: Revealed! Part 2 Mr. Crocker: It's Turner. He's about to be destroyed for real. Suddenly, I feel alive again! General McCloud: [shouting in Mr. Crocker's face] We can't blow up a populated island, Linda. Besides, there's an elf on it. We'll all end up on Santa's naughty list. Deactivate that bomb, sergeant. |
 | Season 6 / Episode 1: - Fairly Odd Baby Chet Ubetcha: Tidal waves are approaching the cities. Dogs and cats are living together. It's mass hysteria! |
| Season 6 / Episode 1: - Fairly Odd Baby Timmy Turner: [Poof squirts water] Timmy Turner: It's a boy because, boys love water guns. |
 | Season 5 / Episode 19: - The Jimmy Timmy Power Hour 2: When Nerds Collide Chester McBadbat #2: Nobody makes a fool out of Chester McBadbat except the school system, the government, and every girl I ever met. |
| Season 5 / Episode 19: - The Jimmy Timmy Power Hour 2: When Nerds Collide Timmy Turner: Time to get out of bed, get dressed, put on my shoes... [looks down at feet] Whatever! |
| Season 5 / Episode 19: - The Jimmy Timmy Power Hour 2: When Nerds Collide Cosmo: [Cosmo and Wanda are turned into piles of string] Neat! I'm string! YAY! |
 | Season 5 / Episode 12: - Oh, Brother / What's the difference? Cosmo: Look! There's still enough pretty color for one of us to slide down the Rainbow Bridge! Wow, there wasn't a manly word in that sentence! |
| Season 5 / Episode 12: - Oh, Brother / What's the difference? Wanda: Now you're the President of the United States. Cosmo: [takes out an USA map] Except in Florida. They are still voting. |
| Season 5 / Episode 12: - Oh, Brother / What's the difference? Cosmo: My stupid, pointy hat! It's a crown again! And still not a manly word to be found! [Jorgen smashes Cosmo into the ground with his fist] Wow! That was extenuatingly manly! |
| Season 5 / Episode 12: - Oh, Brother / What's the difference? Cosmo: There's still enough pretty color left for one of us to slide down the rainbow bridge... Wow, there wasn't a manly word in that sentence! |
 | Season 5 / Episode 8: - Talkin' Trash / Timmy TV Cosmo: 3d's? Just like Timmy's report card! |
 | Season 5 / Episode 6: - Back to the Norm / Teeth for Two Mark Chang: [about to pitch a kickball] Die! I mean, batter up! |
| Season 5 / Episode 6: - Back to the Norm / Teeth for Two Mark Chang: [uneasily] What's with the face? It is happy yet at the same time disturbing. |
| Season 5 / Episode 6: - Back to the Norm / Teeth for Two Fairy Hart: [at Zappy Awards] And the Zappy goes to... Blonda! Blonda: I just wanna say that I couldn't won this without the help of my dowdy sister Ronda- oh, Wanda. Excusez-moi. Cosmo: Hey! You helped Blonda win the Zappy. Wanda: And she got Jorgen to stop blaming me and Timmy to stop making x-treme wishes. And best of all, I'm friend with my sister again. Cosmo: Yes, you're totally hot sister. What? I chose you, didn't I? Of course, it was dark. |
 | Season 5 / Episode 5: - Escape From Unwish Island / The Gland Plan Wanda: Please be a plant eater! Please be a plant eater! Cosmo: Please be a Wanda eater! Please be a Wanda eater! |
| Season 5 / Episode 5: - Escape From Unwish Island / The Gland Plan Wanda: We've finally been invited to a party at Cupid's! Timmy Turner: And I care about this why? Wanda: Because, Cupid's parties are legendary in Fairy World. Everybody who's anybody gets invited. Cosmo: Yeah, but apparently somebody who's anybody said no, because we got invited anyway! Come on! |
| Season 5 / Episode 5: - Escape From Unwish Island / The Gland Plan Cosmo: You and Remy will never be able to out-scavenger hunt me, Wanda, and Timmy. Wandisimo: So sure of yourself are you? Perhaps a bet, for the beautiful hand of your beautiful wife? Cosmo: No way! I would never risk Wanda's love for something as worthless as a bet! Wandisimo: [holds up a nickel] And this shiny nickel? Cosmo: Ahh! So, shiny... So worth five cents... You're on! |
| Season 5 / Episode 5: - Escape From Unwish Island / The Gland Plan Leprechaun: [sing/song] They say that old Cosmo was dense, For betting his wife for five cents. If she knows, she'll be mad. If she's gone, he'll be sad. I'm betting the pain is intense. Wanda: [screaming] You bet me for a nickel? Cosmo: But, it was a shiny nickel. |
 | Season 4 / Episode 12: - Truth or Cosmoquences / Beach Bummed Norm the Genie: Hold on there, Hunch Back of I've-Never-Spoken-To-A-Dame. |
| Season 4 / Episode 12: - Truth or Cosmoquences / Beach Bummed Norm the Genie: [regarding Mr. Crocker's appearance] That... thing on your neck. Is that your ear? |
| Season 4 / Episode 12: - Truth or Cosmoquences / Beach Bummed Norm the Genie: Seriously, have you ever *talked* to a girl? |
 | Season 4 / Episode 11: - New Squid in Town / Wish Fixers Timmy Turner: Note to self: Never break up with a girl in the violent gardening tool section. |
 | Season 4 / Episode 10: - Who's Your Daddy? / Homewrecker Jorgen von Strangle: Timmy Turnahh, you hah-ve interrupted my cooooking class! If my soufflé falls, I'm going to bake you cake... OF DEATH! |
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