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Chet Ubetcha: Tidal waves are approaching the cities. Dogs and cats are living together. It's mass hysteria!
06x08 - Timmy The Barbarian / There's No Substitute For Crazy Season 6 / Episode 8: - Timmy The Barbarian / There's No Substitute For Crazy

Chester McBadbat #2: Nobody makes a fool out of Chester McBadbat except the school system, the government, and every girl I ever met.
05x12 - School's Out: The Musical. Season 5 / Episode 12: - School's Out: The Musical.

Wanda: Now you're the President of the United States.
Cosmo: [takes out an USA map] Except in Florida. They are still voting.
05x12 - School's Out: The Musical. Season 5 / Episode 12: - School's Out: The Musical.

Cosmo: There's still enough pretty color left for one of us to slide down the rainbow bridge... Wow, there wasn't a manly word in that sentence!
05x08 - It's A Wishful Life / Timmy's 2D House of Horror Season 5 / Episode 8: - It's A Wishful Life / Timmy's 2D House of Horror

Cosmo: 3d's? Just like Timmy's report card!
05x06 - Blondas Have More Fun / Five Days of F.L.A.R.G. Season 5 / Episode 6: - Blondas Have More Fun / Five Days of F.L.A.R.G.

Mark Chang: [about to pitch a kickball] Die! I mean, batter up!
05x06 - Blondas Have More Fun / Five Days of F.L.A.R.G. Season 5 / Episode 6: - Blondas Have More Fun / Five Days of F.L.A.R.G.

Mark Chang: [uneasily] What's with the face? It is happy yet at the same time disturbing.
05x06 - Blondas Have More Fun / Five Days of F.L.A.R.G. Season 5 / Episode 6: - Blondas Have More Fun / Five Days of F.L.A.R.G.

Fairy Hart: [at Zappy Awards] And the Zappy goes to... Blonda!
Blonda: I just wanna say that I couldn't won this without the help of my dowdy sister Ronda- oh, Wanda. Excusez-moi.
Cosmo: Hey! You helped Blonda win the Zappy.
Wanda: And she got Jorgen to stop blaming me and Timmy to stop making x-treme wishes. And best of all, I'm friend with my sister again.
Cosmo: Yes, you're totally hot sister. What? I chose you, didn't I? Of course, it was dark.
05x05 - The Masked Magician / The Big Bash Season 5 / Episode 5: - The Masked Magician / The Big Bash

Wanda: Please be a plant eater! Please be a plant eater!
Cosmo: Please be a Wanda eater! Please be a Wanda eater!
05x05 - The Masked Magician / The Big Bash Season 5 / Episode 5: - The Masked Magician / The Big Bash

Wanda: We've finally been invited to a party at Cupid's!
Timmy Turner: And I care about this why?
Wanda: Because, Cupid's parties are legendary in Fairy World. Everybody who's anybody gets invited.
Cosmo: Yeah, but apparently somebody who's anybody said no, because we got invited anyway! Come on!
05x05 - The Masked Magician / The Big Bash Season 5 / Episode 5: - The Masked Magician / The Big Bash

Cosmo: You and Remy will never be able to out-scavenger hunt me, Wanda, and Timmy.
Wandisimo: So sure of yourself are you? Perhaps a bet, for the beautiful hand of your beautiful wife?
Cosmo: No way! I would never risk Wanda's love for something as worthless as a bet!
Wandisimo: [holds up a nickel] And this shiny nickel?
Cosmo: Ahh! So, shiny... So worth five cents... You're on!
05x05 - The Masked Magician / The Big Bash Season 5 / Episode 5: - The Masked Magician / The Big Bash

Leprechaun: [sing/song] They say that old Cosmo was dense, For betting his wife for five cents. If she knows, she'll be mad. If she's gone, he'll be sad. I'm betting the pain is intense.
Wanda: [screaming] You bet me for a nickel?
Cosmo: But, it was a shiny nickel.
04x12 - Fairy Friends and Neighbors / Just the Two of Us Season 4 / Episode 12: - Fairy Friends and Neighbors / Just the Two of Us

Timmy Turner: Note to self: Never break up with a girl in the violent gardening tool section.
04x11 - Shelf Life Season 4 / Episode 11: - Shelf Life

Norm the Genie: Hold on there, Hunch Back of I've-Never-Spoken-To-A-Dame.
04x11 - Shelf Life Season 4 / Episode 11: - Shelf Life

Norm the Genie: [regarding Mr. Crocker's appearance] That... thing on your neck. Is that your ear?
04x11 - Shelf Life Season 4 / Episode 11: - Shelf Life

Norm the Genie: Seriously, have you ever *talked* to a girl?
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Jorgen von Strangle: Timmy Turnahh, you hah-ve interrupted my cooooking class! If my soufflé falls, I'm going to bake you cake... OF DEATH!
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Tom Sawyer: As they say in Missouri, I ain't goin' back to Missouri!
04x07 - Odd Couple / Class Clown Season 4 / Episode 7: - Odd Couple / Class Clown

Timmy Turner: Well, I'm off to find a man!
Mom Turner: Look in the sporting goods department! That's where I found your father!
04x06 - A Case of Diary-Uh / Lights! Camera! Adam! Season 4 / Episode 6: - A Case of Diary-Uh / Lights! Camera! Adam!

Trixie Tang: Timmy, are you alright, would you feel better if dated you?
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Wanda: So, sport, how do you feel?
Timmy Turner: I do not.
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Trixie Tang: He's so unfeeling! That makes him cool.
04x01 - The Big Superhero Wish Season 4 / Episode 1: - The Big Superhero Wish

Comicbook Writer: I hope it's my new issue of Geeks Who Live With Their Mothers Monthly!
04x01 - The Big Superhero Wish Season 4 / Episode 1: - The Big Superhero Wish

Denzel Crocker: [to Timmy] I have decided to give you all the F's you will recieve now through college. And sense I'm ahead of schedule, I have time to laugh at you. HAHAHAHA!
Timmy Turner: Cool there's a D in here.
03x15 - Kung Timmy / Which Witch Is Which? Season 3 / Episode 15: - Kung Timmy / Which Witch Is Which?

Wanda: You don't think...?
Cosmo: I never think!
03x15 - Kung Timmy / Which Witch Is Which? Season 3 / Episode 15: - Kung Timmy / Which Witch Is Which?

Wanda: They're intwined in the American legal system. It could take *years* to get them out, even with magic!
03x13 - Where's Wanda? / Imaginary Gary Season 3 / Episode 13: - Where's Wanda? / Imaginary Gary

Denzel Crocker: Look up in the sky! Is it a D? Is it an E? No! It's Super F!
03x13 - Where's Wanda? / Imaginary Gary Season 3 / Episode 13: - Where's Wanda? / Imaginary Gary

Adam West: Alright Timmy, I'll see you in one week! [time card appears on-screen that reads "4 Days Later"] Hi, Timmy! I'll see you in three days!
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The Crimson Chin: That's adorable. Justice makes it giggle!
03x08 - The Secret Origin of Denzel Crocker Season 3 / Episode 8: - The Secret Origin of Denzel Crocker

Denzel Crocker: Stupid two bit room! Stupid two bit van! Stupid two bit life!
Mrs. Crocker: Denzel! Would you like your stupid two bit dessert? I made your stupid two bit favorite!


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