Wanda

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Susan Blakeslee

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Wanda Quotes

	Season 5 / Episode 12: - School's Out: The Musical. Wanda: Now you're the President of the United States. Cosmo: [takes out an USA map] Except in Florida. They are still voting.
	Season 5 / Episode 6: - Blondas Have More Fun / Five Days of F.L.A.R.G. Fairy Hart: [at Zappy Awards] And the Zappy goes to... Blonda! Blonda: I just wanna say that I couldn't won this without the help of my dowdy sister Ronda- oh, Wanda. Excusez-moi. Cosmo: Hey! You helped Blonda win the Zappy. Wanda: And she got Jorgen to stop blaming me and Timmy to stop making x-treme wishes. And best of all, I'm friend with my sister again. Cosmo: Yes, you're totally hot sister. What? I chose you, didn't I? Of course, it was dark.
	Season 5 / Episode 5: - The Masked Magician / The Big Bash Wanda: Please be a plant eater! Please be a plant eater! Cosmo: Please be a Wanda eater! Please be a Wanda eater!
	Season 5 / Episode 5: - The Masked Magician / The Big Bash Wanda: We've finally been invited to a party at Cupid's! Timmy Turner: And I care about this why? Wanda: Because, Cupid's parties are legendary in Fairy World. Everybody who's anybody gets invited. Cosmo: Yeah, but apparently somebody who's anybody said no, because we got invited anyway! Come on!
	Season 5 / Episode 5: - The Masked Magician / The Big Bash Leprechaun: [sing/song] They say that old Cosmo was dense, For betting his wife for five cents. If she knows, she'll be mad. If she's gone, he'll be sad. I'm betting the pain is intense. Wanda: [screaming] You bet me for a nickel? Cosmo: But, it was a shiny nickel.
	Unknown Episode: Wanda: So, sport, how do you feel? Timmy Turner: I do not.
	Season 3 / Episode 15: - Kung Timmy / Which Witch Is Which? Wanda: You don't think...? Cosmo: I never think!
	Season 3 / Episode 15: - Kung Timmy / Which Witch Is Which? Wanda: They're intwined in the American legal system. It could take years to get them out, even with magic!
	Season 2 / Episode 16: - Cosmo Con / Wanda's Day Off Wanda: Welcome to the Secret Fairy RV & Boat Show! Cosmo: Look at me! I'm seaworthy! Look at the size of my poop deck! [blows horn] Dad Turner: Ewww! Jeez, son. If you're gonna do that, shut the door. Not mine!
	Season 2 / Episode 15: - Mighty Mom and Dyno Dad / Knighty Knight Cosmo: That's wiggity-wiggity-wack! Wanda: Whattity-whattity-WHAT?
	Season 2 / Episode 15: - Shiny Teeth / Odd Odd West Cosmo: That's wiggity-wiggity-wack! Wanda: Whattity-whattity-WHAT?
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - Foul Balled / The Boy Who Would Be Queen Cosmo: [offscreen in the bathroom-Cosmo falls in the toilet] Ahh! Would it kill ya to leave the lid down? Wanda: Would it kill ya to look before ya sit?
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - Foul Balled / The Boy Who Would Be Queen Wanda: He's stealing second! Cosmo: Third! Man: My wallet! Woman: My watch! Dad Turner: My pants! Mom Turner: You came without those, sweetie! Dad Turner: Right!
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - Foul Balled / The Boy Who Would Be Queen Timmy Turner: Congratulations! You're now Cosma and Wando. Cosmo: What's happening? How come I suddenly know which boy bands rock out loud? Wanda: I don't know! Why am I tempted to scratch myself and not care who sees?
	Season 2 / Episode 6: - Super Bike / A Mile in My Shoes Wanda: And Cosmo still hasn't gotten over Super Toilet... Cosmo: It took the plunger, the whole plunger.
	Season 2 / Episode 5: - Timvisible / That Old Black Magic Cosmo: [in Spanish class] Itengo un puerco en mis shortis! Wanda: You have a hog in your pants? Cosmo: [pulling a hog out of his shorts] ¡Si!
	Season 2 / Episode 3: - Boy Toy / Inspection Detection Jorgen von Strangle: You have failed in your responsibility as fairy godparents! Wanda: So what? It's just a stupid inspection! You wanna send us back to the fairy academy, fine! But right now Timmy needs our help! Cosmo: Don't kill me!
	Season 2 / Episode 3: - Boy Toy / Inspection Detection Jorgen von Strangle: [Cosmo and Wanda have just passed their fairy examination by delaying Jorgen for a long time] Your delaying tactics were obviously part of your overall presentation. Wanda: Uh, sure. Cosmo: We'll go with that. Jorgen von Strangle: Very impressive. Highly original. Jorgen von Strangle: Don't do it again!
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Chin Up / Dog's Day Afternoon Wanda: Finally! A romance novel to shake the ages. [she starts typing] "It was dawn. I was in my towel when the ninjas attacked..."
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Father Time / Apartnership Cosmo: You could melt it wall with heat vision. Wanda: Or you could wish for the chores to be done. Timmy Turner: That's a good idea. I wish... Cosmo: OR you could melt it, with HEAT VISION. Timmy Turner: Gotta go with superpowers.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Spaced Out / TransParents Cosmo: The good news is the alien we got you is actually the prince of the dreaded war planet Yugopotamia. Wanda: And his parents are on their way here to destroy the Earth and rescue their son. Timmy Turner: What's the bad news? Wanda: Oh, wait, that was the bad news. Timmy Turner: Then what's the good news? Cosmo: I found a nickel.
	Unknown Episode: Wanda: Two wrongs don't make a right. Cosmo: But three rights make a left, and now it's time for the show!
	Unknown Episode: Wanda: Two wrongs don't make a right. Cosmo: But three rights make a left, and now it's time for the show!
	Unknown Episode: Wanda: Two wrongs don't make a right. Cosmo: But three rights make a left, and now it's time for the show!
	Unknown Episode: Wanda: Two wrongs don't make a right. Cosmo: But three rights make a left, and now it's time for the show!
	Unknown Episode: Wanda: Two wrongs don't make a right. Cosmo: But three rights make a left, and now it's time for the show!
	Unknown Episode: Wanda: Two wrongs don't make a right. Cosmo: But three rights make a left, and now it's time for the show!
	Unknown Episode: Wanda: Two wrongs don't make a right. Cosmo: But three rights make a left, and now it's time for the show!
	Unknown Episode: Wanda: Two wrongs don't make a right. Cosmo: But three rights make a left, and now it's time for the show!
	Unknown Episode: Cosmo: Not Vicky. Wanda: Icky with a V.

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