Blair Warner

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Blair Warner Quotes

	Season 9 / Episode 21: - On the Edge Blair Warner: [Trying to stop some one from jumping off a building] Remember, dead people can't shop.
	Season 9 / Episode 18: - Less Than Perfect Blair Warner: I'm damaged goods. I'm less than perfect. Casey Clark: Well I hate to break it to you, but you were never perfect.
	Season 9 / Episode 18: - Less Than Perfect Blair Warner: You don't like my nose? Casey Clark: No... that's not the point. The point is I love you anyway.
	Season 9 / Episode 18: - Less Than Perfect Blair Warner: You know the worst part about falling asleep at the wheel. I didn't get to see my whole life pass before my eyes. Jo Polniaczek: Well that would of killed you for sure. [Blair laughs]
	Season 9 / Episode 17: - Let's Face the Music Blair Warner: [to Jo] He's propsed a challenge even more difficult, a makeover for you.
	Season 9 / Episode 15: - A House Divided Blair Warner: Just be yourself, I'll show you how.
	Season 9 / Episode 15: - A House Divided Blair Warner: Don't look at me. Don't talk to me. Don't even think about me... I realize that may be difficult.
	Season 9 / Episode 15: - A House Divided Blair Warner: Hi Jo, how's your cold? Jo Polniaczek: Back off Blair, I'm even less in the mood for you today than usual.
	Season 9 / Episode 9: - Adventures in Baileysitting Blair Warner: Aunt Natalie, why don't you tell us how we are today? Natalie Green: We are suicidal!
	Season 9 / Episode 9: - Adventures in Baileysitting Blair Warner: Aunt Natalie, how are we today? Natalie Green: We are suicidal.
	Season 9 / Episode 8: - A Rose by Any Other Age Blair Warner: There's a man downstairs and he's practically ignoring me. Jo Polniaczek: And they said it couldn't be done.
	Season 9 / Episode 7: - The More the Marrier Blair Warner: We're actually going to get ot meet the infamous Snake, face to fang.
	Season 9 / Episode 7: - The More the Marrier Blair Warner: I swear I have never met anyone who irrates me so much... other than you. Jo Polniaczek: I knew there was something I liked about him.
	Season 9 / Episode 7: - The More the Marrier Blair Warner: Sometimes men understand things better when we don't tell them things they may have trouble understanding.
	Season 9 / Episode 7: - The More the Marrier Blair Warner: Tootie, have you learned absolutely nothing from me? Jo Polniaczek: Knowing where to buy hair bleach doesn't apply here Blair.
	Season 9 / Episode 7: - The More the Marrier Casey Clark: I don't mix well with yuppies. Blair Warner: You don't mix well with anything that walks up right, but you're still going.
	Season 9 / Episode 7: - The More the Marrier Blair Warner: Hey well there's a combo, the untamed, the unloved, and the unwashed!
	Season 9 / Episode 7: - The More the Marrier Natalie Green: They don't allow us to take personal phone calls at work. Blair Warner: How would they know it's personal? Natalie Green: Most people don't do business with a guy named Snake.
	Season 9 / Episode 6: - Up from Down Under Blair Warner: I'm so proud of us. taking in a lonely soul with no place to go in her hour of need. How much do you think we should charge her?
	Season 9 / Episode 6: - Up from Down Under Blair Warner: I like to live on the dangerous side once in a while. Just last week, I took the bus!
	Season 9 / Episode 6: - Up from Down Under Jo Polniaczek: Alright I was wrong, what do you want me to do tattoo it on my face? Blair Warner: I'm for anything that will cover it up!
	Season 9 / Episode 6: - Up from Down Under Blair Warner: I've never lost any luggage... then again I always buy a seat for it.
	Season 9 / Episode 5: - Sweet Charity Blair Warner: We must get out of here, the soap was moving.
	Season 9 / Episode 4: - Before the Fall Blair Warner: A brilliant idea just popped into my head! Jo Polniaczek: Oh well don't frighten it, it's a lonely place in there.
	Season 9 / Episode 4: - Before the Fall Blair Warner: Andy would you stop stalling, and call Patty. Jo Polniaczek: Hey get off his back, if he doesn't want to call her, he doesn't have to. Andy Moffet: Thank you Jo. I knew you'd understand. Jo Polniaczek: Well actually I don't, but I defend your right to be a coward.
	Season 8 / Episode 24: - Rites of Passage (2) Blair Warner: He's so proud of me... I'm so proud of me!
	Season 8 / Episode 22: - This is Only a Test Blair Warner: I have natural ability. Jo Polniaczek: Sometimes that's not enough. Blair Warner: It is when your natural ability is being rich.
	Season 8 / Episode 22: - This is Only a Test Blair Warner: Can I get you something? Tea? Coffee? A new library?
	Season 8 / Episode 22: - This is Only a Test Blair Warner: I'm sorry, our these newspapers with articles of my father's great wealth in your way?
	Season 8 / Episode 21: - Younger Than Springtime Charlie Polniaczek: Which tie goes better? Blair Warner: I'm sorry if it's not silk, it's all a blur.

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