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01x16 - Gathering Moss (a.k.a. The Flood, a.k.a. For God's Sake) Season 1 / Episode 16: - Gathering Moss (a.k.a. The Flood, a.k.a. For God's Sake)

Ellen Richmond: The sled is by far the worst designed children's toy, *ever*! I mean, think about it! It's a piece of wood with no mechanism for braking or steering, mounted on top of two blades! What...they couldn't find a way to run electricity through it?!
01x11 - Ellen's First Christmess (a.k.a. Ellen's First Christmas) Season 1 / Episode 11: - Ellen's First Christmess (a.k.a. Ellen's First Christmas)

Mary: [referring to a repeated line from "The Mary Tyler Moore Show"] Ohhhh, Mr. Claus!
01x10 - Alive and Kicking Season 1 / Episode 10: - Alive and Kicking

Connie Gibson: [Connie, the bus driver, has been fired] You drove right over my heart, and you didn't even signal.
Ellen Richmond: If that isn't a country song... it really should be.
01x09 - Missing the Bus Season 1 / Episode 9: - Missing the Bus

Connie Gibson: [Connie, the bus driver, has been fired] You drove right over my heart, and you didn't even signal.
Ellen Richmond: If that isn't a country song... it really should be.
01x09 - Missing the Bus Season 1 / Episode 9: - Missing the Bus

Ellen Richmond: The other day I found the garbage in the freezer!
Catherine Richmond: Well mom puts it in there so that it won't smell.
Ellen Richmond: I guess that explains why the garbage men all press it up against their faces in the morning. But then explain why yesterday I found the dishwasher full of cans of soda...
Catherine Richmond: Oh, well mom runs them through the short cycle to sanitize the tops.
Ellen Richmond: And that would explain the scalding hot diet coke I drank yesterday.
Catherine Richmond: Well, just do what I do, and put a few cans in the trash at night, and by morning they'll be nice and frosty!
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Connie Gibson: [Connie, the bus driver, has been fired] You drove right over my heart, and you didn't even signal.
Ellen Richmond: If that isn't a country song... it really should be.


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