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 | Season 1 / Episode 12: - Second City Harry Dresden: Well, I'm off the case. Bob: Well that's never stopped you before Harry Dresden: Yeah, but I've never gotten Murphy in this much trouble before. |
| Season 1 / Episode 12: - Second City Harry Dresden: Possibly. But you know what they say about life... Bob: Tell me. Harry Dresden: One to a customer. [destroys enchanted branding iron] |
| Season 1 / Episode 12: - Second City Lt. Connie Murphy: So, what do you see? Harry Dresden: [wearing Murphy's sunglasses, which he's enchanted] Just the world. Slightly darker. Lt. Connie Murphy: Smart-ass. |
| Season 1 / Episode 12: - Second City Bob: And, uh, the Kiss? Harry Dresden: I needed the jolt. Bob: Oh, that's good, that's rich. I never heard that one before. |
| Season 1 / Episode 12: - Second City Lt. Connie Murphy: Thank you Harry. For everything... and I'm sorry. Harry Dresden: For what? Lt. Connie Murphy: For slapping you. It won't happen again. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 11: - Things That Go Bump Harry Dresden: Here's what I need you to do. I need you to lie low, stay out of the way. I need you to tell me if you NOTICE anything. Bob: You want me to spy. Harry Dresden: Pretty much. Bob: How clandestine! |
| Season 1 / Episode 11: - Things That Go Bump Bob: Has anyone ever explained the concept of cost benefit analysis to you? Harry Dresden: I dropped out of High School, remember? Bob: And you wonder why your life is an unending series of insurmountable intellectual, financial, and emotional hurdles. |
| Season 1 / Episode 11: - Things That Go Bump Harry Dresden: I think the ship has kinda sailed, you know. The barn doors open, the cows are out and the bag is really devoid of cats! |
| Season 1 / Episode 11: - Things That Go Bump Harry Dresden: Murphy, I am not responsible for every single weird thing that happens in Chicago. Lt. Connie Murphy: Just most of them. |
| Season 1 / Episode 11: - Things That Go Bump Lt. Connie Murphy: [Morgan enters with his sword] Chicago PD. Put down your... your sword. |
| Season 1 / Episode 11: - Things That Go Bump Harry Dresden: [voice over] And these guys? No clue. But they probably don't like me either. |
| Season 1 / Episode 11: - Things That Go Bump Harry Dresden: We come here, we do this life thing, and then we go back. |
| Season 1 / Episode 11: - Things That Go Bump Morgan: You don't frighten me, Dresden. Harry Dresden: Really? 'Cause I scare the hell out of myself sometimes. |
| Season 1 / Episode 11: - Things That Go Bump Harry Dresden: My soul's not entirely dark, Morgan. Morgan: Glad to hear it. |
| Season 1 / Episode 11: - Things That Go Bump Morgan: Somethings never change. Always blowing things up. Harry Dresden: I'm not always blowing things up. Morgan: [sarcastically] Right, sometimes you set things on fire. |
| Season 1 / Episode 11: - Things That Go Bump Lt. Connie Murphy: [seeing Bob] He just walked through a wall. Harry Dresden: He's a ghost, it's a long story. |
| Season 1 / Episode 11: - Things That Go Bump Harry Dresden: I dropped out of high school, remember? Bob: And you wonder why your life is an unending series of insurmountable intellectual, financial and emotional hurdles. |
| Season 1 / Episode 11: - Things That Go Bump Bob: [sarcastically] Well, that's a happy thought. |
| Season 1 / Episode 11: - Things That Go Bump Bob: We are for all intents and purposes... in Hell. |
| Season 1 / Episode 11: - Things That Go Bump Morgan: I'm listening to jazz and thinking. |
| Season 1 / Episode 11: - Things That Go Bump Bob: [Harry is breaking objects] Those things are expensive you know. |
| Season 1 / Episode 11: - Things That Go Bump Bob: Well, you don't see *that* everyday. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 10: - What About Bob? Harry Dresden: [near to crying, with Bob in his arms] Please don't die on me, Bob. Bob: [his body disappears and he comes back as a ghost] That is really touching. Harry Dresden: Bob! That's not fair. You... Bob: [his hand goes through his skull] Once cursed, always cursed. |
| Season 1 / Episode 10: - What About Bob? Young Harry Dresden: [finishes writing symbols on the blackboard] did i get it? Bob: Well, that all depends... Are you trying to affect a human being or turn a Walnut inside out? |
 | Season 1 / Episode 9: - The Other Dick Harry Dresden: What did you find out about Overland? Liz Fontaine: Oh, he had his license to practice medicine revoked by the state of California... do you know how bad you have to be for *California* to shut you down? |
 | Season 1 / Episode 8: - Storm Front Harry Dresden: The High Council. Capital H, Capital C. Cue ominous music. It's kind of like the Bar Association for wizards. They provide oversight; they administer the entrance exams and try to basically keep all this magick stuff out of sight and under control. The good guys, theoretically. But cross them and you'll wish you'd never slung a spell. |
| Season 1 / Episode 8: - Storm Front Harry Dresden: These people weren't stabbed, Murphy. Nothing touched them. Their hearts exploded out of their chests. There's only one thing that could do that. Kirmani: A microwave? |
| Season 1 / Episode 8: - Storm Front Harry Dresden: Okay, Um, technically I'm not supposed to talk about this stuff with civilians... so you'll have to pretend like you don't believe a word I'm saying. Lt. Connie Murphy: I think I can manage that. |
| Season 1 / Episode 8: - Storm Front Harry Dresden: [to Susan, after she has been injured by a demon] You just stay here and rest. And remember, if a big, hairy monster comes and sits on your chest... it's just my cat. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 5: - Bad Blood Clive: You brought them here! Harry Dresden: You brought ME here, you idiot! |
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