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	Season 1 / Episode 12: - Second City Harry Dresden: Well, I’m off the case. Bob: Well that's never stopped you before Harry Dresden: Yeah, but I've never gotten Murphy in this much trouble before.
	Season 1 / Episode 12: - Second City Harry Dresden: Possibly. But you know what they say about life... Bob: Tell me. Harry Dresden: One to a customer. [destroys enchanted branding iron]
	Season 1 / Episode 12: - Second City Lt. Connie Murphy: So, what do you see? Harry Dresden: [wearing Murphy's sunglasses, which he's enchanted] Just the world. Slightly darker. Lt. Connie Murphy: Smart-ass.
	Season 1 / Episode 12: - Second City Bob: And, uh, the Kiss? Harry Dresden: I needed the jolt. Bob: Oh, that's good, that's rich. I never heard that one before.
	Season 1 / Episode 12: - Second City Lt. Connie Murphy: Thank you Harry. For everything... and I'm sorry. Harry Dresden: For what? Lt. Connie Murphy: For slapping you. It won't happen again.
	Season 1 / Episode 11: - Things That Go Bump Harry Dresden: I need you to tell me if you notice anything. Bob: You want me to spy. Harry Dresden: Pretty much... Bob: How clandestine!
	Season 1 / Episode 11: - Things That Go Bump Harry Dresden: Here's what I need you to do. I need you to lie low, stay out of the way. I need you to tell me if you NOTICE anything. Bob: You want me to spy. Harry Dresden: Pretty much. Bob: How clandestine!
	Season 1 / Episode 11: - Things That Go Bump Bob: Has anyone ever explained the concept of cost benefit analysis to you? Harry Dresden: I dropped out of High School, remember? Bob: And you wonder why your life is an unending series of insurmountable intellectual, financial, and emotional hurdles.
	Season 1 / Episode 11: - Things That Go Bump Harry Dresden: I think the ship has kinda sailed, you know. The barn doors open, the cows are out and the bag is really devoid of cats!
	Season 1 / Episode 10: - What About Bob? Harry Dresden: [near to crying, with Bob in his arms] Please don't die on me, Bob. Bob: [his body disappears and he comes back as a ghost] That is really touching. Harry Dresden: Bob! That's not fair. You... Bob: [his hand goes through his skull] Once cursed, always cursed.
	Season 1 / Episode 10: - What About Bob? Young Harry Dresden: 'finishes writing symbols on the blackboard' did i get it? Bob: Well, that all depends... Are you trying to effect a human being or turn a Walnut inside out?
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - The Other Dick Harry Dresden: What did you find out about Overland? Liz Fontaine: Oh, he had his license to practice medicine revoked by the state of California... do you know how bad you have to be for California to shut you down?
	Season 1 / Episode 8: - Storm Front Harry Dresden: The High Council. Capital H, Capital C. Cue ominous music. It's kind of like the Bar Association for wizards. They provide oversight; they administer the entrance exams and try to basically keep all this magick stuff out of sight and under control. The good guys, theoretically. But cross them and you'll wish you'd never slung a spell.
	Season 1 / Episode 8: - Storm Front Harry Dresden: These people weren't stabbed, Murphy. Nothing touched them. Their hearts exploded out of their chests. There's only one thing that could do that. Kirmani: A microwave?
	Season 1 / Episode 8: - Storm Front Harry Dresden: Okay, Um, technically I'm not supposed to talk about this stuff with civilians... so you'll have to pretend like you don't believe a word I'm saying. Lt. Connie Murphy: I think I can manage that.
	Season 1 / Episode 8: - Storm Front Harry Dresden: [to Susan, after she has been injured by a demon] You just stay here and rest. And remember, if a big, hairy monster comes and sits on your chest... it's just my cat.
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Bad Blood Clive: You brought them here! Harry Dresden: You brought ME here, you idiot!
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Bad Blood Natalie: Hello, Mister Wizard. Harry Dresden: You're too young to remember that show. Natalie: I'm 57.
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Bad Blood Bob: Have you even considered the consequences here? Harry Dresden: Uh, haven't got around to that yet. Bob: Well let me enlighten you: If they catch you with her, she's dead, you're dead, and I'm homeless. Bianca: How do you live with him? Harry Dresden: Sometimes I wonder. Bob: Oh it's no walk in the park for me either, darling... Ever!
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Bad Blood Bob: Have you even considered the consequences here? Harry Dresden: Uh, haven't got around to that yet. Bob: Well let me enlighten you. If they catch you with her, she's dead, you're dead, and I'm... homeless.
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Bad Blood Bianca: I have a very big problem. Harry Dresden: That's next door... we're small to medium problems here.
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Bad Blood Harry Dresden: What is it about bad girls? They lie, cheat, won't suck your blood even when you beg them to, and for some reason, no matter how badly they treat us, we still can't walk away.
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Rules of Engagement Bob: And, so far, all you've managed to accomplish is getting your wand destroyed, alienating Murphy, losing a client, and attracting the attention of someone who treats helions as his own personal lapdogs. Harry Dresden: Not a bad days work, huh? Bob: Oh, no. I think you've botched this one very nicely! So, my advice for you; take the low road for once. Let it go, Harry. Harry Dresden: Yeah, you're right. I mean, the last thing I need is to get caught up in a power struggle between two hellions or hung up on a girl with a thing for badboys, right? I mean, some of them, they just can't be saved. [looks at Bob] Bob: You're going to try to save her. Harry Dresden: Yeah. Bob: Of course.
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Rules of Engagement Harry Dresden: Remember what I said about attraction? Harry Dresden: About the difference between fantasy and reality? Harry Dresden: The fantasy is girl meets boy they fall in love and live happily ever after. Harry Dresden: The reality is girl meets hellion, girl gets kidnapped, wizard has to save her before she ends up dead or worse.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - The Boone Identity Harry Dresden: [Yelling in a Police District full of people] I got a message from beyond the grave. Lt. Connie Murphy: [Whispering] Get out. Harry Dresden: Well, give me the file and I'll be gone. Lt. Connie Murphy: I can't do that. Harry Dresden: You're a cop, Murphy, you can do anything. Lt. Connie Murphy: I can't make you go away.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - The Boone Identity Harry Dresden: Most people will drop it, right here, right now, no questions asked. Unfortunately, I'm not most people. When someone says stop, somewhere between my ear and my brain, what I hear is "full speed ahead."
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - The Boone Identity Bob: [after Harry has explained that he got beaten up by a ghost] Maybe she wanted company. You know, I'm not doing anything. Maybe I could find her frequency. Chat her up. Harry Dresden: Her father would love that. Bob: It could be our secret.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Birds of a Feather Harry Dresden: My uncle told me monsters were real- he would have known. He was one.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Birds of a Feather Harry Dresden: Killing someone, walking around in their skin. There's a pretty short list of things that can do that. A list of one. A Skin-walker. You know the worst nightmare you ever had when you were little, the scariest thing you've ever imagined lurking in the closet or under the bed? A Skin-walker is worse.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Birds of a Feather Harry Dresden: When I was a kid, my father told me there was no such thing as monsters; my nightmares were just figments of my imagination. As I got older, I had to wonder, was he lying to me... or just wrong?

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