01x12 - Second City Season 1 / Episode 12: - Second City

Harry Dresden: Well, I'm off the case.
Bob: Well that's never stopped you before
Harry Dresden: Yeah, but I've never gotten Murphy in this much trouble before.
01x12 - Second City Season 1 / Episode 12: - Second City

Harry Dresden: Possibly. But you know what they say about life...
Bob: Tell me.
Harry Dresden: One to a customer. [destroys enchanted branding iron]
01x12 - Second City Season 1 / Episode 12: - Second City

Lt. Connie Murphy: So, what do you see?
Harry Dresden: [wearing Murphy's sunglasses, which he's enchanted] Just the world. Slightly darker.
Lt. Connie Murphy: Smart-ass.
01x12 - Second City Season 1 / Episode 12: - Second City

Bob: And, uh, the Kiss?
Harry Dresden: I needed the jolt.
Bob: Oh, that's good, that's rich. I never heard that one before.
01x12 - Second City Season 1 / Episode 12: - Second City

Lt. Connie Murphy: Thank you Harry. For everything... and I'm sorry.
Harry Dresden: For what?
Lt. Connie Murphy: For slapping you. It won't happen again.
01x11 - Things That Go Bump Season 1 / Episode 11: - Things That Go Bump

Harry Dresden: Here's what I need you to do. I need you to lie low, stay out of the way. I need you to tell me if you NOTICE anything.
Bob: You want me to spy.
Harry Dresden: Pretty much.
Bob: How clandestine!
01x11 - Things That Go Bump Season 1 / Episode 11: - Things That Go Bump

Bob: Has anyone ever explained the concept of cost benefit analysis to you?
Harry Dresden: I dropped out of High School, remember?
Bob: And you wonder why your life is an unending series of insurmountable intellectual, financial, and emotional hurdles.
01x11 - Things That Go Bump Season 1 / Episode 11: - Things That Go Bump

Harry Dresden: I think the ship has kinda sailed, you know. The barn doors open, the cows are out and the bag is really devoid of cats!
01x11 - Things That Go Bump Season 1 / Episode 11: - Things That Go Bump

Harry Dresden: Murphy, I am not responsible for every single weird thing that happens in Chicago.
Lt. Connie Murphy: Just most of them.
01x11 - Things That Go Bump Season 1 / Episode 11: - Things That Go Bump

Lt. Connie Murphy: [Morgan enters with his sword] Chicago PD. Put down your... your sword.
01x11 - Things That Go Bump Season 1 / Episode 11: - Things That Go Bump

Harry Dresden: [voice over] And these guys? No clue. But they probably don't like me either.
01x11 - Things That Go Bump Season 1 / Episode 11: - Things That Go Bump

Harry Dresden: We come here, we do this life thing, and then we go back.
01x11 - Things That Go Bump Season 1 / Episode 11: - Things That Go Bump

Morgan: You don't frighten me, Dresden.
Harry Dresden: Really? 'Cause I scare the hell out of myself sometimes.
01x11 - Things That Go Bump Season 1 / Episode 11: - Things That Go Bump

Harry Dresden: My soul's not entirely dark, Morgan.
Morgan: Glad to hear it.
01x11 - Things That Go Bump Season 1 / Episode 11: - Things That Go Bump

Morgan: Somethings never change. Always blowing things up.
Harry Dresden: I'm not always blowing things up.
Morgan: [sarcastically] Right, sometimes you set things on fire.
01x11 - Things That Go Bump Season 1 / Episode 11: - Things That Go Bump

Lt. Connie Murphy: [seeing Bob] He just walked through a wall.
Harry Dresden: He's a ghost, it's a long story.
01x11 - Things That Go Bump Season 1 / Episode 11: - Things That Go Bump

Harry Dresden: I dropped out of high school, remember?
Bob: And you wonder why your life is an unending series of insurmountable intellectual, financial and emotional hurdles.
01x11 - Things That Go Bump Season 1 / Episode 11: - Things That Go Bump

Bob: [sarcastically] Well, that's a happy thought.
01x11 - Things That Go Bump Season 1 / Episode 11: - Things That Go Bump

Bob: We are for all intents and purposes... in Hell.
01x11 - Things That Go Bump Season 1 / Episode 11: - Things That Go Bump

Morgan: I'm listening to jazz and thinking.
01x11 - Things That Go Bump Season 1 / Episode 11: - Things That Go Bump

Bob: [Harry is breaking objects] Those things are expensive you know.
01x11 - Things That Go Bump Season 1 / Episode 11: - Things That Go Bump

Bob: Well, you don't see *that* everyday.
01x10 - What About Bob? Season 1 / Episode 10: - What About Bob?

Harry Dresden: [near to crying, with Bob in his arms] Please don't die on me, Bob.
Bob: [his body disappears and he comes back as a ghost] That is really touching.
Harry Dresden: Bob! That's not fair. You...
Bob: [his hand goes through his skull] Once cursed, always cursed.
01x10 - What About Bob? Season 1 / Episode 10: - What About Bob?

Young Harry Dresden: [finishes writing symbols on the blackboard] did i get it?
Bob: Well, that all depends... Are you trying to affect a human being or turn a Walnut inside out?
01x09 - The Other Dick Season 1 / Episode 9: - The Other Dick

Harry Dresden: What did you find out about Overland?
Liz Fontaine: Oh, he had his license to practice medicine revoked by the state of California... do you know how bad you have to be for *California* to shut you down?
01x08 - Storm Front Season 1 / Episode 8: - Storm Front

Harry Dresden: The High Council. Capital H, Capital C. Cue ominous music. It's kind of like the Bar Association for wizards. They provide oversight; they administer the entrance exams and try to basically keep all this magick stuff out of sight and under control. The good guys, theoretically. But cross them and you'll wish you'd never slung a spell.
01x08 - Storm Front Season 1 / Episode 8: - Storm Front

Harry Dresden: These people weren't stabbed, Murphy. Nothing touched them. Their hearts exploded out of their chests. There's only one thing that could do that.
Kirmani: A microwave?
01x08 - Storm Front Season 1 / Episode 8: - Storm Front

Harry Dresden: Okay, Um, technically I'm not supposed to talk about this stuff with civilians... so you'll have to pretend like you don't believe a word I'm saying.
Lt. Connie Murphy: I think I can manage that.
01x08 - Storm Front Season 1 / Episode 8: - Storm Front

Harry Dresden: [to Susan, after she has been injured by a demon] You just stay here and rest. And remember, if a big, hairy monster comes and sits on your chest... it's just my cat.
01x05 - Bad Blood Season 1 / Episode 5: - Bad Blood

Clive: You brought them here!
Harry Dresden: You brought ME here, you idiot!