Sally Rogers

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Sally Rogers Quotes

	Season 4 / Episode 16: - The Impractical Joke Sally Rogers: Don't you know that wiretapping is illegal?
	Season 4 / Episode 6: - Romances, Roses, and Rye Bread Sally Rogers: Nah, it's just like my Aunt Agnes always says, "It's better to get a rose from a casual friend than to get a can of succotash from a hoodlum."
	Season 4 / Episode 2: - The Ghost of A. Chantz Maurice B. 'Buddy' Sorrell: [Reacts in fright] Ah! Oh! Sally Rogers: What's with you? Maurice B. 'Buddy' Sorrell: Sally, Sallly, we've been working together five years. I never knew you looked like that. Sally Rogers: Like what? Maurice B. 'Buddy' Sorrell: Like my wife.
	Season 4 / Episode 2: - The Ghost of A. Chantz Maurice B. 'Buddy' Sorrell: All that's missing now is Vincent Price. Sally Rogers: [Nervously] Vincent?
	Season 4 / Episode 2: - The Ghost of A. Chantz Robert 'Rob' Petrie: Look, it's been over two hours now and nothing strange or unusual has happened. Sally Rogers: No? What do you call four grown people sleeping in the same bed with their clothes on?
	Season 3 / Episode 8: - Uncle George Rob Petrie: What about your Aunt Agnes? Sally Rogers: Oh no, you know what Aunt Agnes says about men. Rob Petrie: No. Sally Rogers: Man is like the drifting snow. It comes down in small flurries and piles up against the door, and before long you can't get out of the house.
	Season 2 / Episode 27: - Racy Tracy Rattigan Sally Rogers: Yeah... it's just like my Aunt Agnes always says, "You may have the world at your feet, but that don't stop the corns from hurtin'."
	Season 2 / Episode 2: - The Two Faces of Rob Sally Rogers: Oh, come on Rob, she's teasing you because she thought you were teasing her. She know's it's you. Rob Petrie: [Shakes head] She thought it was him. Maurice (Buddy) Sorrell: That's what she wants you to think. She knows it was you. Rob Petrie: You gonna tell me about her? You may know you, but you don't know her. She thought it was him Sally Rogers: Well, I know her, and I know you, and I'm telling you she knows it's you. Rob Petrie: You think you know about us? I am part of us, and I don't know her, but I know her better than you know her, and I tell you that she thought it was him and not me! Maurice (Buddy) Sorrell: I like the way your eyes light up when you go crazy.
	Season 2 / Episode 2: - The Two Faces of Rob Sally Rogers: Oh, come on Rob, she's teasing you because she thought you were teasing her. She know's it's you. Rob Petrie: [Shakes head] She thought it was him. Maurice (Buddy) Sorrell: That's what she wants you to think. She know's it was you. Rob Petrie: You gonna tell me about her? You may know you, but you don't know her. She thought it was him Sally Rogers: Well, I know her, and I know you, and I'm telling you she know's it's you. Rob Petrie: You think you know about us? I am part of us, and I don't know her, but I know her better than you know her, and I tell you that she thought it was him and not me! Maurice (Buddy) Sorrell: I like the way your eyes light up when you go crazy.
	Season 1 / Episode 23: - The Twizzle Sally Rogers: Wait till you hear. I went up to Connecticut this morning to visit my Aunt Agnes. You remember her, Rob. She's the one who says, "It is wise for a poor man to choose the weather, but it's folly for a rich man to choose a poor man." [Randy Twizzle looks confused] Don't try to figure it out. My Aunt Agnes was born on a hill.
	Season 1 / Episode 23: - The Twizzle Sally Rogers: I knew it, I knew it, I knew it. My Aunt Agnes was right. You know what she said when she saw Randy at the bowling alley? She said, "Sally, you can't tell a book if the title's covered." Maurice B. 'Buddy' Sorrell: Y'know, I don't feel very good. Sally Rogers: What? Maurice B. 'Buddy' Sorrell: I don't feel good. Sally Rogers: Well, what's the matter? Maurice B. 'Buddy' Sorrell: I'm beginning to understand Aunt Agnes.
	Season 1 / Episode 16: - The Curious Thing About Women Sally Rogers: Hey! I got an idea for a line. My Aunt Agnes used to have a saying that went, uh, "If your heart is where the sky is bluest, then the sound of winter's twilight will be your friend." Maurice (Buddy) Sorrell: Your aunt said that? Sally Rogers: Yeah... and every time I think of it, I want to cry. Maurice (Buddy) Sorrell: Why? Sally Rogers: Because I think my Aunt Agnes is a nut.
	Unknown Episode: Melvin (Mel) Cooley: Rob! Rob Petrie: Buddy! Maurice (Buddy) Sorrell: Sally! Sally Rogers: Mel!
	Unknown Episode: Rob Petrie: [tag scene from The Last Chapter] Are you ready for a little bit of good news? Laura Petrie: Yeah, I think so. Rob Petrie: I heard from the publisher today. Laura Petrie: Yeah? Rob Petrie: He hates it, boy! [laughter] He said it reminded him of about fifty other books. Laura Petrie: He's kidding! Sally Rogers: No, no, that's what they said. Maurice (Buddy) Sorrell: That's right. One editor said it stunk! Laura Petrie: Well, why is everyone so happy? Rob Petrie: Because Alan read it and he loved it. Alan Brady: What do I know from style? Rob Petrie: Honey, Alan wants to produce it as a television series. Laura Petrie: [in amazement] Your book's going to be a television series? Alan Brady: It's true, of course I won't do it until after my series is defunct, which may never be. Rob Petrie: Alan is going to play me. Sally Rogers: And the three of us are going to write it and Leonard Bershad is going to produce it. [loud commotion] Rob Petrie: Wait, ho-hold it a second. Honey, what do you think? Laura Petrie: Oh gosh, I don't know what to say - Alan is really going to play you? Alan Brady: And Rob won't have to shave his head - I'll wear a toupee.
	Unknown Episode: Sally Rogers: What's the matter Rob? Rob Petrie: Oh, he got on the elevator and I busted my leg on a lady.
	Unknown Episode: Sally Rogers: It's just like my Aunt Agnes used to say...
	Unknown Episode: Rob Petrie: [Sally, Buddy, Rob and Laura are staying in a haunted cabin, all four are in the same bed because they are scared of the ghost] It's been over two hours and nothing strange or unusual has happened. Sally Rogers: Oh, really? What do you call four grown people sleeping in the same bed with their clothes on?
	Unknown Episode: Maurice (Buddy) Sorrell: [after Rob and Laura exchange a romantic goodnight, complete with kiss] Good night, Sal. Sally Rogers: Goodnight, pal. [they shake hands]
	Unknown Episode: Maurice (Buddy) Sorrell: [Sally emerges from another room wearing a facemask] Sal! We've been working together all these years, I never knew you looked like that! Sally Rogers: Looked like what? Maurice (Buddy) Sorrell: Like my wife!
	Unknown Episode: Rob Petrie: Doggone, if only Buddy hadn't been so nasty. Sally Rogers: Oh, he couldn't have been nastier if he made a living at it. Rob Petrie: [thinking] Make a living at it? [He brightens up] Sally, that's it! Let's hire somebody nastier than Buddy. Sally Rogers: I thought Jack the Ripper was dead.
	Unknown Episode: Sally Rogers: Good thinking.

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