Season 2 » Episode #07 - Sherman of Arabia
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Eleanor Sherman: What's going to happen to our darling little boy?
Franklin Sherman: Don't worry, my darling. I have friends in high places who'll take care of everything.
President Bush: Franklin, great to see you. Been years.
Franklin Sherman: Mr. President, my son is being held hostage in Iraq, and I need you to save him. Now, I've given money to the Republicans for years and never asked for anything in return.
President Bush: You asked to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies!
Franklin Sherman: I didn't ask to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies. The balloon doggies demanded it!
Franklin Sherman: Don't worry, my darling. I have friends in high places who'll take care of everything.
President Bush: Franklin, great to see you. Been years.
Franklin Sherman: Mr. President, my son is being held hostage in Iraq, and I need you to save him. Now, I've given money to the Republicans for years and never asked for anything in return.
President Bush: You asked to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies!
Franklin Sherman: I didn't ask to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies. The balloon doggies demanded it!
Captain Raheem: You will speak the blasphemous and self-denigrating dialogue that has been written for you!
Jay Sherman: Like I'm not used to that.
Captain Raheem: [handing him a paper] Read this!
Jay Sherman: There's going to be a really bitching kegger tonight at Captain Raheem's tent!
Captain Raheem: That's mine. Read this!
Jay Sherman: Dear Urkel: you are so funny. Can you come to my birthday party? Your friend, Captain Raheem.
Captain Raheem: Give me that!
Jay Sherman: Single Arabic captain wishes to meet non-Kurdish woman. I like puppies, Kenny G, and walks on the beach. Whoo-hoo! Kenny G.
Jay Sherman: Like I'm not used to that.
Captain Raheem: [handing him a paper] Read this!
Jay Sherman: There's going to be a really bitching kegger tonight at Captain Raheem's tent!
Captain Raheem: That's mine. Read this!
Jay Sherman: Dear Urkel: you are so funny. Can you come to my birthday party? Your friend, Captain Raheem.
Captain Raheem: Give me that!
Jay Sherman: Single Arabic captain wishes to meet non-Kurdish woman. I like puppies, Kenny G, and walks on the beach. Whoo-hoo! Kenny G.
Jay Sherman: [telling his story to children] So, there I was - a grown man stuck in a honey pot.
Alice Tompkins: I thought it was an Arabian jail.
Jay Sherman: Oh, of course, how silly - a man stuck in a honey pot. [overturns a picture of him trapped in a hunnypot just like Winnie the Pooh]
[More Quotes]Alice Tompkins: I thought it was an Arabian jail.
Jay Sherman: Oh, of course, how silly - a man stuck in a honey pot. [overturns a picture of him trapped in a hunnypot just like Winnie the Pooh]
Mistakes/Goofs
- Goof (continuity error): On the show, Jay's sister Margo is about 17 years old. During the flashback to the Gulf War, four years previous, she is shown to be the same age.
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