Season 2 » Episode #06 - All the Duke's Men
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Duke Phillips: I'm Duke Phillips, and from now on I'm speaking my own mind. First, I'm going to tell you what I'm really going to do as president. I'll run this country like I run my company. I'm going raid the pension fund, dump chemicals in the oceans, and sell our best assets to the Japanese.
Ronald Reagan: Ooh! Looks like Reaganomics is making a comeback.
Duke Phillips: Half you states are in the toilet, and you're not coming out! New York, you know what I'm talking about. California, kiss your smoggy butt goodbye! New England, you're going back to Old England.
Queen Elizabeth: Oh, I don't want that.
Prince Charles: More poison? I mean, tea?
Queen Elizabeth: Don't mind if I do. Oops. Almost had me there.
Duke Phillips: Well, that's my speech, and now, if you'll excuse me, I have to put on some leather and go get spanked. Vote for Duke. Good night.
Ronald Reagan: Ooh! Looks like Reaganomics is making a comeback.
Duke Phillips: Half you states are in the toilet, and you're not coming out! New York, you know what I'm talking about. California, kiss your smoggy butt goodbye! New England, you're going back to Old England.
Queen Elizabeth: Oh, I don't want that.
Prince Charles: More poison? I mean, tea?
Queen Elizabeth: Don't mind if I do. Oops. Almost had me there.
Duke Phillips: Well, that's my speech, and now, if you'll excuse me, I have to put on some leather and go get spanked. Vote for Duke. Good night.
Jay Sherman: It's a giant horse's ass! [to the audience] You're watching Fox. Give us 10 minutes, we'll give you an ass.
Marty Sherman: Being President's hard work. And all the other kids want to do is goof off and eat candy.
Jay Sherman: Son, as President, you're above that.
Ronald Reagan: I do solemnly swear that as your President, I will goof off and eat candy.
Crowd: Four more years! Four more years!
[More Quotes]Jay Sherman: Son, as President, you're above that.
Ronald Reagan: I do solemnly swear that as your President, I will goof off and eat candy.
Crowd: Four more years! Four more years!
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