1x09 L.A. Jay - The Critic Episode Guide

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- Episode 01x09

Episode: 01x09
Title: L.A. Jay
Type: Regular Episode
Production Code: 109
First Aired: Jun. 22, 1994

Season 1 » Episode #09 - L.A. Jay

Summary: Jay gets offered to write a screen play edition to the sequel "Ghost chasers" called "Ghost chasers III", So Jay goes to LA to write it, while taking a hiatus from his show. While in LA Jay experiences the Hollywood lifestyle first handed, but then his screen play gets rejected by the movie's producers.

Who appeared in this episode?

Rod Steiger	voiced by Rod Steiger
Jay Leno	played by Judd Apatow

Episode Quotes

Season 1 / Episode 9: - L.A. Jay

Jay Sherman: All right, it's just you and me. What did you think of my script?
Gary Grossman: It was excrement.
Jay Sherman: Did you say "it was excellent?"
Gary Grossman: It was crummy.
Jay Sherman: Did you say "it was yummy?"
Gary Grossman: It was an awful piece of junk that made me want to puke all night.
Jay Sherman: Did you say "it was an awesome piece of spunk that you want to shoot tonight?"
Gary Grossman: It was a bilious piece of dirt that made me want to cry out in pain.
Jay Sherman: Did you say "it was a brilliant piece of work, and you'll fly me to Spain? Where we'll meet King Juan Carlos and drink sangria all night?"
Gary Grossman: You piece of blech.

Season 1 / Episode 9: - L.A. Jay

Jay Sherman: Boss, I'd like to go on sabbatical.
Duke Phillips: You people sure have a lot of holidays.
Jay Sherman: No, I've written a screenplay and I'm taking it to Hollywood. But since I'm a film critic, there might be a conflict of interest.
Duke Phillips: You want to hear about conflict of interest? I own a cigarette company and a company that sells nicotine patches. I own a baseball team and I bet against them, and I love America, but for tax purposes, I'm a citizen of the Dutch Antilles.
Jay Sherman: Gee, thanks for sharing all that with me. Now that I know all your secrets, you don't have to kill me, do you?
Duke Phillips: If I do, you'll never see it coming.

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MISTAKES/GOOFS

CONT: The establishing shot of Jay Sherman's plane trip to L.A. shows his face pressed up against the window on the left side of the plane. Then on the inside of the plane, he is sitting in the aisle seat on the right side.

TRIVIA

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