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1x01 Pilot
First Aired: Jan. 26, 1994 on FOX
Summary: Jay Sherman meets actress Valerie Fox on his show and Jay falls in loves her. Although Jay's family and friends disapprove, and worry that Valerie is using him to get a good movie review... Jay finds out that this is the case later on the episode. Jay has to choose between love and the truth. |
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Episode Quotes
Jay Sherman: This stuff feels great! Where did you get it?
Doris Grossman: Ah, some kids were spraypainting "King Dork" on your car.
Doris Grossman: Ah, some kids were spraypainting "King Dork" on your car.
Parking Lot Attendant: Hey mister, why does your car say "King Dork?"
Jay Sherman: Uh, I bought it from King Dorkenheiser of Finland.
Parking Lot Attendant: But I thought Finland was a constitutional democracy.
Jay Sherman: Just park the car!
Jay Sherman: Uh, I bought it from King Dorkenheiser of Finland.
Parking Lot Attendant: But I thought Finland was a constitutional democracy.
Jay Sherman: Just park the car!
Jay Sherman: [answering the phone] Hello?
Eleanor Sherman: Jay, this is your mother. Your father and I are taking you out of our will. We feel you already have enough money. Oh, yes, and happy birthday.
Eleanor Sherman: Jay, this is your mother. Your father and I are taking you out of our will. We feel you already have enough money. Oh, yes, and happy birthday.
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