7x05 It's All in the Game
First Aired: Oct. 18, 1990 on NBC
Summary: Cliff and Clair come home from vacation to their predatory children. Rudy begs Cliff and Clair to let her sign up for ice skating lesson, which cost $200.00, successfully. Theo keeps asking to borrow furniture for his apartment. Olivia breaks the washing machine by washing her crayons. And…
Main Characters in this Episode
Cliff: Yes! You know you're not supposed to touch any machines in this house.
Olivia Kendall: I'm sorry. I'll never touch another machine in here. I'll pay for the repairs out my allowance.
Cliff: Do you know just how much it's going to cost to fix the washing machine? A bazillion dollars.
Olivia Kendall: I have a bazillion dollars in my bank account
Cliff: No, you don't.
Olivia Kendall: [Olivia gives Cliff a big raspberry on the side of his cheek]
Cliff: What? What? Who said? From who?
Theo, Denise, Vanessa, Rudy: Grandpa!
Cliff: You're going to believe a man that age?
Cliff: Right! No big deal! Now there's the key. You guys always say things like "no big deal." Some of the greatest lies ever told by you kids - "No big deal." "I forgot." "I'll pay you back later." "It was like that when I found it. I swear, Mom, Dad..."
Cliff, Clair: It was like that when I found it.
Vanessa: [about the car she crashed] Mom, Dad, I just want to say that I'm really sorry.
Clair: Please add that to the list. "I'm really sorry."
Cliff: Yes, and the other one that's key - "What are you doing home so early?"