Season 5 Breakdown

Normal Episodes: 165
TV Specials: 0
TV Movies: 0

The Colbert Report Season 5 (2009-2010)

The Colbert Report Alan Colmes, John King 5x01 Alan Colmes, John King
Stephen congratulates John King and the rest of the media on getting Obama elected.
Jan. 05, 2009
The Colbert Report David Leonhardt, Matt Miller 5x02 David Leonhardt, Matt Miller
Matt Miller says the government must make sure we have basic securities like health care and pensions.
Jan. 06, 2009
The Colbert Report Benicio Del Toro 5x03 Benicio Del Toro
Benicio Del Toro talks about meeting Castro to prepare for "Che."
Jan. 07, 2009
The Colbert Report Lawrence Lessig 5x04 Lawrence Lessig
Lawrence Lessig says the outdated copyright laws have turned our kids into criminals.
Jan. 08, 2009
The Colbert Report Anthony Romero 5x05 Anthony Romero
Anthony Romero believes it will be a huge mistake if Barack Obama doesn't close Guantanamo immediately.
Jan. 12, 2009
The Colbert Report Niall Ferguson 5x06 Niall Ferguson
Niall Ferguson explains how money is a relationship between a creditor and a debtor.
Jan. 13, 2009
The Colbert Report Alan Khazei 5x07 Alan Khazei
Barack Obama may be over-marketed, and Alan Khazei wants Americans to volunteer.
Jan. 14, 2009
The Colbert Report David Gregory, Shepard Fairey 5x08 David Gregory, Shepard Fairey
Moderator, "Meet the Press"
Jan. 15, 2009
The Colbert Report Frank Rich 5x09 Frank Rich
Frank Rich says George W. Bush delivers a message of hope for mediocrity.
Jan. 19, 2009
The Colbert Report Jabari Asim 5x10 Jabari Asim
Tonight Stephen welcomes Washington Post columnist and author of The N Word: Who Can Say It, Who Shouldn't, and Why, Jabari Asim.
Jan. 20, 2009
The Colbert Report Elizabeth Alexander 5x11 Elizabeth Alexander
Elizabeth Alexander explains to Stephen the difference between a metaphor and a lie.
Jan. 21, 2009
The Colbert Report Jon Meacham 5x12 Jon Meacham
Tonight Stephen welcomes Newsweek editor and author of American Lion: Andrew Jackson in the White House, Jon Meacham.
Jan. 22, 2009
The Colbert Report Chris Mooney, Ed Young 5x13 Chris Mooney, Ed Young
Obama changes Bush's policy on science, and Ed Young thinks married people should have more sex.
Jan. 26, 2009
The Colbert Report Philippe Petit 5x14 Philippe Petit
Documentary, "Man on Wire"
Jan. 27, 2009
The Colbert Report Paul McCartney, Denis Dutton 5x15 Paul McCartney, Denis Dutton
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Jan. 28, 2009
The Colbert Report John Podesta 5x16 John Podesta
President and CEO, Center for American Progress
Jan. 29, 2009
The Colbert Report Dan Zaccagnino 5x17 Dan Zaccagnino
The government collapses in Iceland, and Stephen gets mad at Dan Zaccagnino.
Feb. 02, 2009
The Colbert Report Henry Louis Gates Jr. 5x18 Henry Louis Gates Jr.
Documentary, "Looking for Lincoln"
Feb. 03, 2009
The Colbert Report Steve Martin 5x19 Steve Martin
Actor, "The Pink Panther 2"
Feb. 04, 2009
The Colbert Report James Surowiecki, Jonah Lehrer 5x20 James Surowiecki, Jonah Lehrer
Stephen salutes the Boy Scouts, and Jonah Lehrer discusses the neuroscience of decision-making.
Feb. 05, 2009
The Colbert Report TV on the Radio 5x21 TV on the Radio
Stephen welcomes musical guest TV On The Radio.
Feb. 09, 2009
The Colbert Report Robert Ballard 5x22 Robert Ballard
It's tough times for the Republican Party, and Stephen gives a shout out to a former employee.
Feb. 10, 2009
The Colbert Report Eleanor Holmes Norton, Steven Pinker 5x23 Eleanor Holmes Norton, Steven Pinker
New York Times article, "My Genomic Self"
Feb. 11, 2009
The Colbert Report David Ross, Ed Colbert, Adam Gopnik 5x24 David Ross, Ed Colbert, Adam Gopnik
Author, "Angels and Ages"
Feb. 12, 2009
The Colbert Report Father James Martin, Helen Fisher 5x25 Father James Martin, Helen Fisher
Tonight Stephen welcomes the chief scientific advisor for chemistry.com, anthropology professor and author of Why Him? Why Her?: Finding Real Love By Understanding Your Personality ...
Feb. 23, 2009
The Colbert Report Cliff Sloan 5x26 Cliff Sloan
Cliff Sloan believes that Marbury v. Madison is significant because it established the rule of law.
Feb. 24, 2009
The Colbert Report John Fetterman 5x27 John Fetterman
Mayor John Fetterman believes Braddock, PA is a great place to spend some of the stimulus money.
Feb. 25, 2009
The Colbert Report Kris Kristofferson 5x28 Kris Kristofferson
Stephen wants to know how Kris Kristofferson can be a country musician and a liberal at the same time.
Feb. 26, 2009
The Colbert Report David Byrne 5x29 David Byrne
Late at night, who does David Byrne fear David Byrne is?
Mar. 02, 2009
The Colbert Report Mark Bittman 5x30 Mark Bittman
President Obama taxes the rich to pay for universal health care, and South Carolina may finally end gun prostitution.
Mar. 03, 2009
The Colbert Report Carl Wilson 5x31 Carl Wilson
Carl Wilson tries to understand the popularity of Celine Dion in "Let's Talk About Love" and will NASA name part of the space station after Stephen if he changes his name to Stephen ...
Mar. 04, 2009
The Colbert Report Steven Johnson 5x32 Steven Johnson
Steven Johnson talks about Joseph Priestley, the man who first realized that plants actually create the oxygen we breathe.
Mar. 05, 2009
The Colbert Report Lisa Hannigan 5x33 Lisa Hannigan
Lisa Hannigan sewed the cover, liner notes and lyrics of her album "Sea Sew."
Mar. 09, 2009
The Colbert Report William Gerstenmaier, Dr. Jay Keasling 5x34 William Gerstenmaier, Dr. Jay Keasling
Tonight Stephen welcomes microbiologist and member of the Joint BioEnergy Institute, Dr. Jay Keasling. Also Stephen talks with NASA's associate administrator for space operations Bill ...
Mar. 10, 2009
The Colbert Report Howard Fineman 5x35 Howard Fineman
Tonight Stephen welcomes Newsweek correspondent and author of 'The Thirteen American Arguments: Enduring Debates that Define and Inspire Our Country', Howard Fineman.
Mar. 11, 2009
The Colbert Report Simon Johnson, Peter Singer 5x36 Simon Johnson, Peter Singer
Peter Singer urges Stephen to give money to poor people rather than enjoying it himself.
Mar. 12, 2009
The Colbert Report Jonathan Chait, Neil Gaiman 5x37 Jonathan Chait, Neil Gaiman
Tonight Stephen welcomes the author of 'The Graveyard Book'.
Mar. 16, 2009
The Colbert Report David Grann 5x38 David Grann
Tonight Stephen welcomes the author of 'The Lost City of Z: A Tale of Deadly Obsession in the Amazon'.
Mar. 17, 2009
The Colbert Report Juan Cole 5x39 Juan Cole
Tonight Stephen welcomes the author of 'Engaging the Muslim World'.
Mar. 18, 2009
The Colbert Report John McCardell 5x40 John McCardell
Tonight Stephen welcomes the president of Choose Responsibility.
Mar. 19, 2009
The Colbert Report Derrick Pitts 5x41 Derrick Pitts
The guest tonight is Derrick Pitts, Chief Astronomer at The Franklin Institute.
Mar. 30, 2009
The Colbert Report David Plotz 5x42 David Plotz
David Plotz, Author of 'Good Book LP' talks to Stephen tonight.
Mar. 31, 2009
The Colbert Report Dambisa Moyo 5x43 Dambisa Moyo
Author of "Dead Aid", Dambisa Moyo is the guest on tonight's show.
Apr. 01, 2009
The Colbert Report Biz Stone 5x44 Biz Stone
One of the co-founders of Twitter is the guest for tonight's show.
Apr. 02, 2009
The Colbert Report Tom Brokaw, Rich Lowry 5x45 Tom Brokaw, Rich Lowry
Tonight Stephen welcomes the co-author of Banquo's Ghosts, Rich Lowry.
Apr. 06, 2009
The Colbert Report Queen Noor 5x46 Queen Noor
Tonight Stephen welcomes Jordan's Queen Noor.
Apr. 07, 2009
The Colbert Report Phil Bronstein 5x47 Phil Bronstein
Tonight Stephen welcomes the editor at large for the San Francisco Chronicle, Phil Bronstein.
Apr. 08, 2009
The Colbert Report Bart Ehrman 5x48 Bart Ehrman
Tonight Stephen welcomes Bible expert and author of Jesus, Interrupted: Revealing the Hidden Contradictions in the Bible (And Why We Don't Know About Them), Bart Ehrman.
Apr. 09, 2009
The Colbert Report Sunita L. Williams, Susie Orbach 5x49 Sunita L. Williams, Susie Orbach
Tonight Stephen welcomes psychotherapist and author of Bodies, Susie Orbach. Also, Stephen talks with NASA's Deputy Chief, Astronaut Office at the Johnson Space Center, Sunita Williams ...
Apr. 14, 2009
The Colbert Report Jim Lehrer 5x50 Jim Lehrer
Tonight Stephen welcomes the anchor of PBS' NewsHour and author of Oh, Jonny, Jim Lehrer.
Apr. 15, 2009
The Colbert Report Kanishk Tharoor, Doug Kmiec 5x51 Kanishk Tharoor, Doug Kmiec
Tonight Stephen welcomes the former head of the Office of Legal Council for both President Reagan and George Bush Sr., and author of Can a Catholic Support Him? Asking the Big Questions ...
Apr. 16, 2009
The Colbert Report Ken Quinn, Sheriff Joe Arpaio 5x52 Ken Quinn, Sheriff Joe Arpaio
Sheriff Joe Arpaio denies that he focuses too much on illegal immigration.
Apr. 20, 2009
The Colbert Report Coach Mike Kryzewski 5x53 Coach Mike Kryzewski
Tonight Stephen talks with Duke University men's basketball coach Mike Krzyzewski.
Apr. 21, 2009
The Colbert Report Ira Glass 5x54 Ira Glass
Tonight Stephen talks with host of This American Life, Ira Glass.
Apr. 22, 2009
The Colbert Report Elizabeth Bintliff 5x55 Elizabeth Bintliff
Tonight Stephen welcomes the West Africa Program Officer for Heifer International, Elizabeth Bintliff.
Apr. 23, 2009
The Colbert Report The Decemberists 5x56 The Decemberists
Tonight Stephen welcomes musical group The Decemberists.
Apr. 27, 2009
The Colbert Report Richard Engel, Daniel Gross 5x57 Richard Engel, Daniel Gross
Tonight Stephen welcomes journalist and author of 'Dumb Money: How Our Greatest Financial Minds Bankrupted the Nation', David Gross. Also, Stephen talks with war correspondent Richard ...
Apr. 28, 2009
The Colbert Report David Kessler 5x58 David Kessler
Tonight Stephen welcomes former FDA commissioner and author of The End of Overeating: Taking Control of the Insatiable American Appetite, David Kessler.
Apr. 29, 2009
The Colbert Report Jonathan Alter, Ethan Nadelman 5x59 Jonathan Alter, Ethan Nadelman
Tonight Stephen welcomes the founder and executive director of the Drug Policy Alliance, Ethan Nadlemann.
Apr. 30, 2009
The Colbert Report J.J. Abrams 5x60 J.J. Abrams
The Prescott Group needs a bailout, and J.J. Abrams reveals clues to Stephen's Persian Gulf mystery.
May. 04, 2009
The Colbert Report Cliff Sloan, Paul Rieckhoff 5x61 Cliff Sloan, Paul Rieckhoff
Cliff Sloan believes that Marbury v. Madison is significant because it established the rule of law and Paul Rieckhoff wants to make sure returning veterans get education, employment ...
May. 05, 2009
The Colbert Report Laurie Garrett 5x62 Laurie Garrett
President Obama's approval numbers are at 67%, and public health expert Laurie Garrett is here to shed some light on the swine flu.
May. 06, 2009
The Colbert Report Mitchell Joachim 5x63 Mitchell Joachim
It's Bring Your Savior to Work Day, and Mitchell Joachim wants to build carbon-neutral cities.
May. 07, 2009
The Colbert Report Tamara Draut 5x64 Tamara Draut
Tonight Stephen welcomes actor Jeff Daniels Also, Stephen talks with the vice president of policy at Demos.org, Tamara Draut about credit cart reform.
May. 11, 2009
The Colbert Report Ron Howard 5x65 Ron Howard
Tonight Stephen welcomes the producer & director of Angels & Demons, Ron Howard. Also, Stephen talks with the head of Latin American Division of the Council on Foreign Relations, Julia ...
May. 12, 2009
The Colbert Report Michael Pollan 5x66 Michael Pollan
Tonight Stephen welcomes the author of In Defense of Food: An Eater's Manifesto, Michael Pollan.
May. 13, 2009
The Colbert Report Yusuf 5x67 Yusuf
Tonight Stephen welcomes folk singer Yusuf Islam.
May. 14, 2009
The Colbert Report Meghan McCain 5x68 Meghan McCain
Meghan McCain loves the Republican Party and wants to save it from the people trying to make it more extreme.
May. 18, 2009
The Colbert Report Walter Kirn 5x69 Walter Kirn
Republicans find a way to make us love them again, and a Difference Maker stands up to the government.
May. 19, 2009
The Colbert Report Seth Shostak 5x70 Seth Shostak
Torture memo author John Yoo gets a newspaper column, and Nancy Pelosi says the CIA lied to her.
May. 20, 2009
The Colbert Report Green Day 5x71 Green Day
Stephen reveals most of the Indian election results, and Green Day talks about their album, "21st Century Breakdown."
May. 21, 2009
The Colbert Report Jeffrey Toobin, Sen. Byron Dorgan 5x72 Jeffrey Toobin, Sen. Byron Dorgan
Republicans could lose their Latino voter, and you can see Stephen's Persian Gulf destination from Sarah Palin's house.
Jun. 01, 2009
The Colbert Report Katty Kay 5x73 Katty Kay
The FDA challenges medical claims made by Cheerios, and Jim Moran protects kids from erectile dysfunction advertising.
Jun. 02, 2009
The Colbert Report Eric Schlosser 5x74 Eric Schlosser
California allows some gay couples to stay married, and Obama invites Iran to celebrate 4th of July.
Jun. 03, 2009
The Colbert Report Dag Soderberg, David Byrne 5x75 Dag Soderberg, David Byrne
Wikipedia takes on the Church of Scientology, and the latest on abstinence-only education will be worth the wait.
Jun. 04, 2009

Season 5 Characters

Himself - Host played by Stephen Colbert
Himself - Guest played by Jim Fouratt
Himself played by Alan Khazei
Herself played by Christiane Amanpour
Herself - Guest played by Barbara Boxer
Themselves played by The Flaming Lips
P.K. Winsome played by Tim Meadows
P. K. Winsome played by Tim Meadows
Jay the Intern played by Jay Katsir
Homer played by Kumail Nanjiani
Secret Prisoner played by Kumail Nanjiani
Body Double played by Luke Guldan
Himself - Guest (as William Gerstenmaier) played by William H. Gerstenmaier
Omar played by Kumail Nanjiani
Moses played by Peter Grosz
Mayo Hipster played by Johnathan Fernandez
Kevin played by Amir Darvish
Justin played by Justin Purnell
Himself - Musical Guest played by Rick Nielsen
Billy Clanton played by Ben Caron (II)

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Season 5 Videos

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Season 5 Trivia

  • Episode 101 - Goof (continuity error): When Stephen introduces guest Orly Taitz, he is wearing a WristStrong bracelet. In the interview, he's dressed exactly the same except that the bracelet is missing. After returning from commercial, the bracelet is back.

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