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	Season 1 / Episode 16: - The Class Has a Snow Day Nicole Allen: as yonk says sometimes people in a prius will flip you off but you can just roll right over them
	Season 1 / Episode 15: - The Class Eats Moroccan Chicken Kat Warbler: You're up early. Ethan Haas: Just going for a run. Kat Warbler: You know, you die either way.
	Season 1 / Episode 13: - The Class Hits It Lina Warbler: You can't scare me with your 'bad sex.'
	Season 1 / Episode 12: - The Class Visits A Bad Neighborhood Nicole Allen: Oh, a gun... you must be Fern! Duncan Carmello: [walking in a few minutes later] Oh, a gun... you must be Fern!
	Season 1 / Episode 11: - The Class Celebrates An Anniversary Kat Warbler: Penguins are cute and all, but if you cooked one I'd eat it.
	Season 1 / Episode 10: - The Class Runs Into A Convenience Store Tina Carmello: What kind of show is this?
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - The Class Gives Thanks Yonk Allen: [after finding out Duncan and his wife dated in high school] Hey, you know how she cries for no reason? Duncan Carmello: Yeah. Yonk Allen: What are you supposed to do when that happens? Duncan Carmello: Just hold her and let her cry. Yonk Allen: This is great! It's like finding an owner's manual. Oh, hey, did she make you say 'I love you' before you got off the phone? Duncan Carmello: Yeah, she did that. Yonk Allen: It's everytime! What's that about? Duncan Carmello: She's just afraid that something might happen, and she wants 'I love you' to be the last thing you say to each other. Yonk Allen: Whoa, creepy. Duncan Carmello: Uh... Yonk Allen: Oh, and what is up with her dad? Is he insane or something? Duncan Carmello: Heh, yeah, he's crazy, but don't tell her that or you'll have to hold her and let her cry.
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - The Class Goes To A Bar Ethan Haas: [Talking to Kat on the phone] How amazing was last night? Kat Warbler: For me, not so amazing. He's boring. His stories were boring. I couldn't stand him. The sex wasn't bad though. Ethan Haas: You slept with him? Kat Warbler: Yeah, and I gotta say, for a mountain climber, he spends a lot of time at base camp!
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - The Class Goes To A Bar Kat Warbler: Look, all I'm saying is he sounds like a guy who doesn't like you as much as you like him. Lina Warbler: Ugh, yes he does! Kat Warbler: Ok, you always say that... and then when they dump you you're like, "Oh my God! I can't believe he stole my Jetta! Lina Warbler: [hesitating] Uh... that one did come as a shock.
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - The Class Goes Trick or Treating Kat Warbler: I ate so many Skittles, I peed the rainbow!
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - The Class Goes Trick or Treating Lina Warbler: In her wheelchair, dressed as Franklin Delano Roosevelt for Halloween: Guess who I am! Kat Warbler: Old-tyme lesbian?
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - The Class Gets Frozen Yogurt Richie Velch: [after Richie's wife Fern really insults him and leaves] You complete me.
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - The Class Blows The Whistle Lina Warbler: It's been so long, I was afraid you were never gonna ask. Richie Velch: Hey, I ran you over. Some women are turned off by that.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - The Class Learns About Hurricanes Kat Warbler: I think your making a big mistake giving back this jacket. Ethan Haas: Why's that? Kat Warbler: Because I love it and I'm your new best friend. Ethan Haas: What's my last name? Kat Warbler: [throws him back his ex's jacket] No idea.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - The Class Learns About Hurricanes Kat Warbler: [about Joanne's stuff] Oh my God. You folded everything? Dude, she publically humilated you. Throw her stuff out of the window, burn it - -don't fold it like you work at The Gap.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - The Class Learns About Hurricanes Joanne: I'm sorry. Ethan Haas: [finally over her] You know what I'm not. [slams the door in her face] Kat Warbler: [proudly] I don't think your getting back together. Ethan Haas: [happy] I don't think so. Oh wait. [opens the door and grabs the jacket for Kat] This is for my lover. [slams it again, throws it back to Kat]
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - The Class Learns About Hurricanes Ethan Haas: [to Joanne] Hi. Joanne: [to Ethan] Hey. Kat Warbler: Hiya! Ethan Haas: Um Joanne this is Kat, Kat this is Joanne. Kat Warbler: I'm his lover. Ethan Haas: She's not my lover! Kat Warbler: Was I not naked in your apartment yesterday? Ethan Haas: Briefly... [to Joanne] but it wasn't... [to Kat] why am I even talking... Kat Warbler: Isn't it so cute when he gets fluster, I love that about my lover. Ethan Haas: Not her lover! Not her lover!
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - The Class Learns About Hurricanes Ethan Haas: You wanna towel? Kat Warbler: Or perhaps I could borrow something from this box of women's clothing that is not weird at all for you to have. Ethan Haas: It's my ex-girlfriend's stuff. Kat Warbler: Oh, the bitch who dumped you. Ethan Haas: Ah, it's actually pronounced "Joanne."
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - The Class Learns About Hurricanes Ethan Haas: How long are your arms? Kat Warbler: I know! I'm like a monkey!
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - The Class Visits a Hospital Kat Warbler: [after Richie admits he ran over Lina] You ran over my sister? Ethan Haas: Look, look... it was obviously an accident. Ok? Kat Warbler: You're right, you're right, you're right. It's not his fault at all. No, I mean, if only they could put a reflective surface inside the car so you could see what's behind you!
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - The Class Visits a Hospital Perry Pearl: Say it one more time! Aaron: [annoyed] Welcome to Fantasy Island.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - The Class Visits a Hospital Ethan Haas: It's cheesy... it's gay Kyle Lendo: That's how we roll
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - The Class Reunites Ethan Haas: After our call, I assumed you weren't coming. Kat Warbler: The deal is - we can leave in 20 minutes if it sucks. Ethan Haas: You're just a big bag of sunshine, aren't ya?
	Unknown Episode: Kat Warbler: Penguins are cute and all. But, if you cooked one, I'd eat it.
	Unknown Episode: Nicole Allen: If I have a craving for a french fry, I can just reach for a carrot stick. It's like a healthy french fry that makes ya mad!
	Unknown Episode: Kat Warbler: If you that hot and you leave your house then you're asking to be stalked.
	Unknown Episode: Kyle Lendo: You're an inspiration to stalkers everywhere. You got your guy and you didn't even have to dig a little room under your house.
	Unknown Episode: Lina Warbler: Can we borrow your coffee maker? Kat Warbler: Okay. Lina Warbler: Don't you want to know why? Kat Warbler: Well, I'm sure it's a gripping tale!

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