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	Season 4 / Episode 18: - The Subject Was Noses Marcia Brady: Something suddenly came up.
	Season 4 / Episode 6: - Fright Night Marcia Brady: [imitating a ghost voice, speaking from a tape recorder inside an old trunk in the attic] I feel warm, very warm. Air! I must have air! Let me out, I must get out! I'm burning up! I've got to get out. I must have air! Give me air! Ohhh, ooooh, let me out! [trunk opens] I'm burning up. I must rise, and walk the night! [plastic bag floats out of trunk] I'm free, I'm free at last!
	Season 4 / Episode 4: - Today, I Am a Freshman Marcia Brady: I'm looking forward to the intellectual stimulation.
	Season 3 / Episode 10: - Her Sister's Shadow Jan Brady: Well all I hear all day long at school is how great Marcia is at this or how wonderful Marcia did that, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!
	Season 2 / Episode 12: - Confessions, Confessions Greg Brady: Mom's favorite vase! Bobby Brady: She always said, don't play ball in the house!
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - A Fistful of Reasons Peter Brady: Why are all these kids following us for? They don't walk this way. Cindy Brady: I guess they wanted to watch. Peter Brady: Watch what? Cindy Brady: The fight. Peter Brady: How do they know, there might be a fight? Cindy Brady: I guess, maybe I mentioned it. Peter Brady: Aw, Cindy. Buddy Hinton: Will, if it isn't baby talk and the chicken again. Hey chicken, let's hear you cackle. Peter Brady: Let's not start this again, Buddy. Buddy Hinton: I want to hear you cackle, come on. [Buddy Hinton then started imitating a hen, laying an egg] Peter Brady: That's dumb. Cut off all teasing. Buddy Hinton: Hey, baby talk. Itty-bitty itsy-bitsy baby talk. Peter Brady: Cut it out. Buddy Hinton: What will you do about it? Peter Brady: Let's reason about it. Buddy Hinton: Shut up, or fight. Peter Brady: Don't you want to talk about it? Buddy Hinton: You heard me. Shut up, or fight. Peter Brady: Okay, if that's the way you want. I'm ready. Buddy Hinton: You asked for it! [Buddy missed Peter and Peter struck Buddy to the ground]
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - A Fistful of Reasons Peter Brady: Gee, Buddy, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you, really, I didn't. Buddy Hinton: You knocked my tooth loose. Peter Brady: I did what? Buddy Hinton: [lisping] It's looth. It's looth. Don't you see how it wiggles? Cindy Brady: You sure talk funny. Buddy Hinton: It's not funny. Cindy Brady: Baby talk, baby talk, it's a wonder you can walk.
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - A Fistful of Reasons Mike Brady: Well, Buddy, have you learned anything valuable from this experience? Buddy Hinton: I sure have, Mister Brady. Peter's got a good left hook. Mike Brady: Yeah, he has. [closing line]
	Season 2 / Episode 1: - The Dropout Greg Brady: [catches himself beginning to dream too big again about baseball, and comes back to reality] Why didn't you stop me, Dad? Mike Brady: [confidently] I think you just proved you can stop yourself.
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Katchoo Mike Brady: Jan's allergic to Tiger... and I'm afraid, boys, that they cannot live together in the same house. Peter Brady: Aw Dad. Greg Brady: That's terrible. Bobby Brady: Where's Jan gonna live?
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - The Honeymoon Carol Brady: Oh Mike. Thank goodness you saved the cake!
	Unknown Episode: Jan Brady: Well, all day long at school I hear how great Marcia is at this or how wonderful Marcia did that! Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!
	Unknown Episode: Bobby Brady: Mom always says not to play ball in the house!
	Unknown Episode: Marcia Brady: From now on, I'm beautiful and noble; I'm Juliet!
	Unknown Episode: Cindy Brady: I'm not a snitcher; I just tell it like it is.
	Unknown Episode: Carol Ann Brady: Jan, I think you may need glasses. Jan Brady: Glasses! Oh, no, mom! Not glasses! They'll make me look absolutely positively goofy!
	Unknown Episode: Alice Nelson: If there's anything I can't stand, it's a perfect kid. And SIX of 'em, yecch!
	Unknown Episode: Marcia Brady: Ooh! My nose!
	Unknown Episode: Marcia Brady: It's so beneficial for me to be away from those children in junior high and to be with people of my own mature growth. I'm looking forward to the intellectual stimulation. Nice meeting you boys. Bye.
	Unknown Episode: Jan Brady: Lovely. Lovely. Isn't it just absolutely just lovely?
	Unknown Episode: Jan Brady: I'd like to buy a wig please. Saleswoman: Not for yourself. Why would you want to cover such beautiful blonde hair? Jan Brady: You'd understand if you had two blonde sisters at home. Saleswoman: Oh, so we want a complete change do we? Jan Brady: Yes ma'me. Saleswoman: Ok. What kind of style are you looking for? Jan Brady: I don't know. Something wild. Cookey. Kinda like something you're wearing. Saleswoman: This is my own hair. Jan Brady: Oh! I'm so sorry! Saleswoman: Not half as sorry as I am.
	Unknown Episode: Carol Ann Brady: What are you going to wear, Mike? Michael 'Mike' Brady: Oh I don't know... my cowboy boots... Carol Ann Brady: [in her best John Wayne impression] Well ya better wear somethin' else, or you're gonna get arrested! Michael 'Mike' Brady: Not to mention sunburn!
	Unknown Episode: Kathy Lawrence: [shouts] F-f-fil,l-l-lmo, o-o-ore, Fillmore Junior High!
	Unknown Episode: Marcia Brady: [Marcia lost her Diary and is accusing one of the boys of taking it] Okay, if you hand it right over, I won't press charges Greg Brady: What are you talking about? Marcia Brady: As if you didn't know. Peter Brady: Bobby, do you know what she's talking about? Bobby Brady: No. Greg, do you know what she's talking about? Greg Brady: No. Marcia, do you know what you're talking about? Marcia Brady: I certainly do, someone in this room took my diary. Greg Brady: Your diary, you mean you actually keep one of those stupid things? Bobby Brady: What's a diary? Peter Brady: It's a book, that you write things, that you don't want anyone else to know. Bobby Brady: Why? Greg Brady: So, you could write stuff like [Greg then sits at his desk imitating Marcia writing in her diary] "Dear diary, at last I met him, my dream man, it was at the delicatessen and our fingers tingled as we reached over for the same potato salad." [the boys laugh] Marcia Brady: [shouts]I have never written any ridiculous thing like that in my diary! Peter Brady: You didn't? Marcia Brady: [shouts] I should say not! Greg Brady: Then, why are you afraid that somebody might read it? Marcia Brady: None of your business.

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